Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die


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121 Drowning in a toilet

It can and has happened

One of the dumbest things I've ever seen my entire life. - 05yusuf09

That already happended and... heh yes, it can also happen

122 Playing catch with Chuck Norris

You do know he's human? He can throw light or not, people keep putting him on this list as if he's a machine or something.


123 Making a happy tree friends reference

I don't even wanna think about it...

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124 Eat superglue

I wonder what this red button do?

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125 Run into a wall full speed V 2 Comments
126 Attacking a hippo V 1 Comment
127 Snuffing a line of ants while trying to be Ozzy Osbourne on New Year's Eve
128 Killed by a Cartoon Dinosaur

How can that cartoon dinosaur kill me if he's not real?

What if there's a suit for the Dino? And some one just killed you in it

Especially Tina Rex from Gumball. - 05yusuf09

129 Getting sucked down when you flush your toilet

That actually happened to an old lady on an airplane. It sucked out half of her large intestine.

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130 Choking on dog hair
131 Farting in a wrestler's face

Listening to to many toilet puns

132 Not farting for a long time

Seriously you will explode if you do this

133 Celebrating Earth Day by holding your breath all day

Laughed so much when I saw this. Obviously dumb.

134 Using a sword as a toothpick

Lol. Using a sword as a toothpick would definitely get you killed! Using a toothpick as a sword would not kill anybody at all!

What about using a toothpick as a sword?

Who would do this and how would you get the sword by robbing a castle or somthing?!

135 Drinking lava because you think it is soup

Wonder if it's possible that people drink lava?

The lava will just burn everything.

136 Pressing the red button

If always wanted to be that one dumb person in a movie that pushes the red button.

I wonder, whats this red button do?

Does nobody watch movies? - Oliveleaf

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137 When your parents say, "Nuke your food", you get a nuke and blow it up

That is just the dumbest way to die yet. -Maker of this title.

Where would you get the nuke?

They mean, "put your food in the damn microwave"

This is sooo dumb it's funny.

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138 Rob a mafia poker game
139 Dying from Common Core math

Because Common Core is the dumbest thing ever made.

I agree it's not taught good..

so true

140 Tripping over your own feet

If done that many times before. You won't die... (You'll just get extremely embarrassed)

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