Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die


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121 Farting in a wrestler's face

Listening to to many toilet puns

122 Celebrating Earth Day by holding your breath all day

Laughed so much when I saw this. Obviously dumb.

123 Using a sword as a toothpick

Lol. Using a sword as a toothpick would definitely get you killed! Using a toothpick as a sword would not kill anybody at all!

What about using a toothpick as a sword?

Who would do this and how would you get the sword by robbing a castle or somthing?!

124 Drinking lava because you think it is soup

Wonder if it's possible that people drink lava?

The lava will just burn everything.

125 Kick the mafias gang leader

Who would do that?

If you live, you're in charge now

126 Pressing the red button

If always wanted to be that one dumb person in a movie that pushes the red button.

I wonder, whats this red button do?

Does nobody watch movies? - Oliveleaf

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127 When your parents say, "Nuke your food", you get a nuke and blow it up

That is just the dumbest way to die yet. -Maker of this title.

Where would you get the nuke?

They mean, "put your food in the damn microwave"

This is sooo dumb it's funny.

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128 Rob a mafia poker game
129 Feed a wild snake a taco V 2 Comments
130 Dying from Common Core math

Because Common Core is the dumbest thing ever made.

I agree it's not taught good..

so true

131 Tripping over your own feet

If done that many times before. You won't die... (You'll just get extremely embarrassed)

132 Eating fire

This is physically possible and it probably wont kill or seriously damage your skin

Is this even possible?!

That woud be bad

133 Putting pants on two legs at a time and falling and hitting your head

Only someone who is really really really stupid would do this.

134 Keeping a rattlesnake as a pet

Give These on the internet
Eat A Tube Of Superglue
"I Wonder What's This Red Button Do? " - blst0033

135 Hit your head constantly on a brick
136 Scream Until You Choke V 1 Comment
137 Take a Nap On Top of a Bus Going 80 MPH

Been there, done that.

And it brakes.

138 Bleed to death from a splinter

How can a tiny little splinter make you bleed so much?!

Catch an artery

139 Stand in The Middle of The Road


Unless you wanna commit suicide... - Goatworlds

140 Annoying the Flying Dutchman
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