Top 10 Dumbest Ways to Get Hurt
The Top Ten
1 Put your hand in a boiling pot of water
2 Fall off your bike on purpose
3 Cut yourself on purpose
4 Fall on a flat surface
5 Purposely piss off a dog or cat
Don't piss me off!
6 Jump off a big rock
7 Eat a poisonous berry
8 Get into a slap fight with a girl
More specific... the drunken, messed up Lindsay Lohan
9 Playing mercy with a friend
10 Do the splits
Let me do my motto : Sticks and stones won't break my bones, but doing the splits probably will.
The Contenders
11 Do a cartwheel on a tightrope
12 Put your head in the wall
13 Jump off a skyscraper
14 Step on a lego.
Sorry if you did this by accident. You'll be missed. :'( (Unless you're the Terminator, then you survived. :D)
15 Jump into a swimming pool of lava.
How the heck is a pool filled with lava? Wouldn't it melt?
16 Fall in a rabbit hole.
We know Alice lived, but how safe could Wonderland be, exactly? Hmm...
17 Fall in a meat grinder
It's pretty obvious why this is dumb...
18 Eat a Carolina Reaper
The world's hottest pepper! Watch Rhett and Link eat them on YouTube. I was scared they were gonna die! D:
19 Stab your own rear end with a fork
20 Consume a gallon of ice cream
This is not as good of a thing to do as it sounds. You'll get sick.
21 Stand on a grill
22 Trip on a banana peel
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