Top Ten Embarrassing Things That Can Happen While Giving a Public Speech

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The Top Ten

1 Your smartphone rings loudly

And your ringtone is Anaconda.

Imagine I that happens

Yeah and you forgot your ringtone was quite um... strange! - Curti2594

2 Someone comes and pulls down your pants while you're engaged in speaking on a hot topic

Dang that would be tough to live down - Randomator

No!

Then this would rather become a comedy show - yatharthb

3 You accidentally say some expletives out of habit and carelessness

Like "what the....". Something like that. - Kiteretsunu

4 A rat passes by and you scream and jump out of fear

Especially if it’s a high pitched girl scream - Randomator

If I saw somewhan scream about a mouse, I will laugh so hard, I will die laugh out loud - XMrGentlemanX

5 You get off topic and start talking about your childhood, your neighbours and their nasty pets

Hi! I'm future president lovefrombadlands. If you elect me, I will quit. When I was 8, people gave me food on the bus. Did you hear what my neighbor's pet wolf did? It made me go off topic in my speech 5 days ago! I never go off topic!

6 After giving a speech for just 3 minutes, you fall down out of exhaustion
7 You faint after seeing a huge crowd in front of you
8 Your microphone stops working and then you shout at the top your voice and still no one is able to hear you

Especially if you were singing.

This would be especially embarrassing if, while your microphone is off and you shout the rest of the speech and then your microphone starts working again... - Britgirl

Just like Forest Gump... - Randomsoldier23

Coreforce the little devil in...SPEECH SILLIES!

*begins in election hall. backstage, Coreforce, the little devil and other people prepare for the school election speech*

me: "ohh, I'm so nervous! What am I going to say, hmmm how about this, hello, I am Coreforce and th-'

Presenter: and now for the next student, COREFORCE! "

Crowd, *cheers*

Me: ok, here goes...*enters stage*

Friend: "hey, I know him! He put a mouse trap on my seat yesterday! That little devil...I'm gonna get him back! "

*friend proceeds to slip out of the croud and sneak into backstage, he takes off the wire attached to the power socket connected to the microphone aand...*

Me: "hello everyone, my name is Corefo- *microphone turns off* whaaa, what happened? "

Crowd: *slight whispering* "what's going on? " "That's strange" "that must be embarrassing! "

Me: *in head* hm, I need these people to ...more - Coreforce

9 You pee your pants
10 You finish your speech and then see the public sleeping

The Contenders

11 Someone in the crowd stands up and criticizes your speech

This happened to someone I knew. I was there. It was somewhat awkward. - PositronWildhawk

12 You poop your pants

Oh my lanta - Gehenna

13 You fart
14 Your voice cracks
15 You burp
16 You Vomit
17 The public leaves you alone
18 You forgot what you were about to say
19 You get shot
20 You trip while walking up to say what you gotta say
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1. You pee your pants
2. Someone comes and pulls down your pants while you're engaged in speaking on a hot topic
3. Your smartphone rings loudly
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1. You accidentally say some expletives out of habit and carelessness
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3. You get off topic and start talking about your childhood, your neighbours and their nasty pets
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