Top Ten Best Excuses for Being Tardy

Some really stupid excuses for being tardy. Use the
If you need to and see why the teacher says.

The Top Ten

1 Giving birth

My friend used this one once and the teacher made him read it out loud. Funny to use especially if you're a guy.

2 Taking a dump

Used this one except it was worded a little different.

3 Partying like a rock star

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