Top 10 Fake Facts About Kim Jong Il That People Believe
The Top Ten
1 He invented the hamburger
Everyone knows Adolf Hitler created the hamburger.
He is the Chuck Norris of North Korea...
2 He used to be the world's biggest drinker of Hennessy
3 He built a city so that people could look at it
4 He had short people and disabled people deported from North Korea
5 He kidnapped a famous film director to film a ripoff of Godzilla for him
This is actually true. He did get someone from South Korea and forced her to make a Godzilla rip off. She escaped in Austria 8 years later.
6 The world loves him
More like the world hates him
7 If he becomes addicted to a drug, everyone else does as well
8 He had a supernatural birth
9 He is an immortal god
More like a mortal who's burning in hell
10 He is a fashion trend setter
The Contenders
11 He is the best golfer in the history of the entire world
12 He speaks German
13 He can talk to dolphins
He was raised by Dolphins after Batman killed his parents
14 He can fly
15 He wrote 6 operas that are the best songs ever.
16 He can control the weather.
17 He is still alive
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