Top Ten Best Family Guy QuotesThe best one liners from the most irreverant show on network television. Only because it is animated do the writers get away with all the stuff they do.
Fabulous! So funny that it makes me laugh every single time! Watch it over and over again and I still burst out laughing!
Hilarious. Funniest quote I've hard in a while. I love you Peter Griffin, even though you are on a cartoon television show.
Tears of laughter everywhere - peter is such an idiot and comedian at the same time
Its awesome and I laugh my but off every time I see that episode.
This is simply hilarious! It should trade places with #4 because this is Quagmire's better known catchphrase. (I personally thought that one was funnier than this one but you know, a classic is a classic... ) You go Quagmire
If Quagmire didn't exist, the show, and the world as we know it, would implode into a black hole. In my humble opinion
Quagmire is just hillarious family guy would be nothing without him. Well, it would still have Brian who is a largely unfunny dick but you know.
Definitaly an good word, but in the latest season he dosen't say that annymore :( But like when he said in that episode when Quagmire dates Meg he said: Peter, You daughter is old enough now, Peter: I guess you right, Quagmire: Besides (Its my turn now), that funny haha, buttscratchers, haha giggity giggity giggity, well family guy is a fu#king good show :) I love it!
One of my other favourite quotes from Peter Griffin lol
I died when I saw this episode
Haha that's truly funny
By Far the 2nd best qoute in family guy history
Oh, my mom loves this. I joke around with her. Until it actually starts to get annoying.
Still after 14 seasons, to me this is still the funniest line in Family Guy
Stewie is a speck of Eminem and a whole load of crazy put together
This should be #1 My whole family think's this is funny.
This is the funniest quote by Quagmire by far!
Had me dying of laughter
Oh my god I saw that episode... So funny!
Where did it get tuck last time? O_O
And kids, this is why you use lube!
This one will never get old. Genius. All of the catchphrases are so boring now, but this one is so god damn hilarious! Love it!
I use this one all the time when I want to shut someone up!
LOLOL I'm gonna use that line whenever I'm asked a question like that
This one cracks me up every time!
Laugh out loud! Hysterical!
The Raain in Spain Stays Mainly in the Plains!
Man this one is the best from Stewie
That episode was on yesterday
Love it laugh out loud
Yup. Definitely a classic. "Leafers! "
Family guy should certainly stick to the their classic jokes. Not the ridiculousness they've now resorted to.
This is something that Fry would say in Futurama and I still love it.
It's just so funny, I mean come on guys and gals
This is where it all falls out.. I mean come on.. Let the man of the house talk.. Laugh out loud
I agree with everyone here. This IS a classic quote.
Actually made me poke my head out of the kitchen and ask, "What did he just say? "
Most epic quote, I physically shot Pepsi out of my nose when I saw it.
Stewie is a pervert inside a lil boy body
Best quote of the whole series by far.
Thi is so funny I making a little gift myself
Stewie is my favorite. Love his diaper moments.
Stewie please come to Real Life
This is the funniest one here
This and when Stewie says that he's always wanted to have a sexy party. He's great
This is by far my favorite moment of family guy
It's funny 'cause it's true!
Should definitely be higher up! I love this one!
That should be number one. The herpes from a toilet seat isn't even on here but should be second.
Love it! My fiance and I first bonded over our love of this show and still to this day randomly start shouting this line. Always brings a smile to both of our faces. Two Thumbs Up!
This is probably my favorite Family Guy reference of all. I also love Roadhouse; that's high on the list too.
I love this! I always say it! And shapoopi hahahaha BUTT SCRATCHER! Family guy is totally awesome :-) oh god I need to go watch family guy now!
That is halarious
Love this one, especially Brian's reaction to it afterward
That one got it all love it
This was one of the best family guy moments ever, when peter goes feral and meg "saves" him
Mila Kunis: How were you yesterday ?
Me: Shut up, Meg.
This is just too funny
I can do a good herbert impression
This is the best quote ever!
Damn feel good to be leader
Herbert is just... wow
Reminds me of my husband and his friends. Peter griffin is my husbands alter ego for sure. I can relate to this show far too often.
Funny from season 8? I think
About diere jackson the female boxer, definitely one of the funniest
Wow, this is hilarious
Sad but true
LOVE THIS ONE IT'S SO FUNNY LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY FIRST TIME
Nononononono I can't feel my legs welcome to the party mister oh wait there they are aww
WUT the HAYL?! No no no No no NOO! Haha don't take a bath while Peter is doing his daily shenanigans
Uh uh I don't get it... (Cleveland Show reference if you were wondering... )
This is just filler.. Zlsdkjf ;ilsr;xmclkv