The Top Ten Family Guy Quotes

This is pretty darn hilarious - Celestius

Fabulous! So funny that it makes me laugh every single time! Watch it over and over again and I still burst out laughing!

Tears of laughter everywhere - peter is such an idiot and comedian at the same time

Lol

haha i just watched that episode, came here, and saw this.. it was so funny.

Haha that's truly funny

One of my other favourite quotes from Peter Griffin lol

Classic

This should be #1 My whole family think's this is funny. - westofohio

Oh, my mom loves this. I joke around with her. Until it actually starts to get annoying.

Stewie is a speck of Eminem and a whole load of crazy put together

Back when family was still good. - Ilikegames

giggity giggity, all right - Razor79

If Quagmire didn't exist, the show, and the world as we know it, would implode into a black hole. In my humble opinion

how could this not make number 1 or at least 2 man! - manglercmj

Giggity giggity goo!

A 'hard' one not to vote for! Giggigity, giggity, giggity!!! - MCW1966

Hilarious amazing best ever watch it forever now NOW ASDRASHDSEDRSGNDFA anyway this is like the best easily so vote for it everyone

On the floor funny, what sells the joke to me is that he says this time which implies this is a common thing

"This time" killed me

This one cracks me up every time!

This one will never get old. Genius. All of the catchphrases are so boring now, but this one is so god damn hilarious! Love it!

I use this one all the time when I want to shut someone up! - theOpinionatedOne

This is first by far

That episode was on yesterday

That's so good

Man this one is the best from Stewie

Funny

This is where it all falls out.. I mean come on.. Let the man of the house talk.. Laugh out loud

This is something that Fry would say in Futurama and I still love it.
It's just so funny, I mean come on guys and gals

Yup. Definitely a classic. "Leafers! "

Family guy should certainly stick to the their classic jokes. Not the ridiculousness they've now resorted to.

lol - 12cc

Actually made me poke my head out of the kitchen and ask, "What did he just say? "

Most epic quote, I physically shot Pepsi out of my nose when I saw it.

Stewie is a pervert inside a lil boy body

One of my favorites besides, " well I'd love to stay and chat but your a total bitch! Priceless

It's funny 'cause it's true!

Funny

I love this! I always say it! And shapoopi hahahaha BUTT SCRATCHER! Family guy is totally awesome :-) oh god I need to go watch family guy now!

Love it! My fiance and I first bonded over our love of this show and still to this day randomly start shouting this line. Always brings a smile to both of our faces. Two Thumbs Up!

Get your buttscratcher here! :D

That is halarious

This is by far my favorite moment of family guy

This and when Stewie says that he's always wanted to have a sexy party. He's great

LOL

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..could you give us next time a quotes that is all about love? Haha.thank U..

Should definitely be higher up! I love this one!

Word up.

That should be number one. The herpes from a toilet seat isn't even on here but should be second.

Love this one, especially Brian's reaction to it afterward

That one got it all love it

Wow...

Love Stewie

Lol!

This is the best quote ever!

I can do a good herbert impression

Damn feel good to be leader

Herbert is just... wow

Reminds me of my husband and his friends. Peter griffin is my husbands alter ego for sure. I can relate to this show far too often.

Funny from season 8? I think

Wow, this is hilarious - Ajkloth

About diere jackson the female boxer, definitely one of the funniest

Sad but true - Cosmic558

Nononononono I can't feel my legs welcome to the party mister oh wait there they are aww

WUT the HAYL?! No no no No no NOO! Haha don't take a bath while Peter is doing his daily shenanigans - MeaganSaysHI

Uh uh I don't get it... (Cleveland Show reference if you were wondering... )

This is just filler.. Zlsdkjf ;ilsr;xmclkv - alexschubert

LOVE THIS ONE IT'S SO FUNNY LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY FIRST TIME

LOL!

This was around the time when Brian was used as a more intelligent character to Peter's idiocy. In any case, good stuff.

This quote is a true reminder of the inner idiot that lies within Peter Griffin

So true it is anoying even for a kid

So wrong but so funny... Quagmire needs is own show

Laugh out loud this episode makes me chuckle! Es

This should definitely have been first. My favourite one in the whole show!

And its on 50?! This and, 'oh harsh, you just got bumped down to coconut mint! '

I agree. This should be in the top 5!

Wait really what's a douch

Lol awesome

This just crosses so many lines on so many levels, it is just art!

After Peter get knocked over in a portable toilet.

This should be way higher on the list

Funniest moment in Family Guy

Why is this not higher?

Saw this last night for the first time - I was still laughing about it this morning!

Been laughing about it 4 a while!

My day just went from alright to fantastic, how he comes up with this stuff

This is by far the best quote could have used this line so many times

This one is true

LOL SAVAGE!

I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this

Oh my god peter has nevr been that immature has he? Who'd he say it to anyway

This was one of the best family guy moments ever, when peter goes feral and meg "saves" him

This was suppose to be number one.. I love this, and the face stewie makes when he says it.. Haha

Most definitely one of my favorite episodes ever!

Pure humor and idiotic behavior by Stewie. He's smarter than that, but that's what makes him so darn funny.

Should be number one comes up in every family guy conversation I've ever had

Say this all the time should be higher up... Along with saying stroke stroke stroke

Funniest Family Guy quote ever. Makes me laugh whenever I hear it and hear Hebert's lisp

Sound's like somthing id say

This is funny no matter what show it's from - Game of Thrones even!