Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

What is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here.
The Top Ten
1 You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.

As a lover of books, of course I love this. And it's so deep! "You add meaning to my life." I love that.

Come on voters! Keep this one at the top!

I love dictionaries! If a guy said this to me, I'd instantly fall for him.

This is adorable, its not in a gross way, it will work! It sweet!

2 Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

This is cute and not nasty like many of them. Shows interest in a person not just in a quick bedding.

I work in a hospital. I am going to use this on everyone! Sexual harassment come at me!

This is adorable. If a guy said this to me he might need to get a second band-aid for me.

This is so sweet! I wish someone would use it on me! I would totally say yes!

3 Your name must be Campbells 'cause you're mmm mmm good.

I'm pretty sure I've heard that so much it's no even funny anymore!

Its obviously so retarded!

My name is Campbell haha

4 You must work at KFC, cause those are great breasts and legs.

Okay, let's just say if someone said this to me, the first thing that would happen afterwards is me asking them who they want to plan their funeral.

People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you.

I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha

This is how Chad gets it. He asks. Forcefully. Without consent.

5 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

This one is so cute. I can't help but love it. my husband says that to me quite often.. Laugh out loud I love him.

I'm so gonna use this in my boyfriend, he tried doing Tennessee one. My turn!

Wow, this one is cute and corny at the same time. Good one!

So cute. He would get a genuine smile with this one.

6 Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.

That's quite creepy dude!

I'm sure that'll end well.

7 Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

Uh, yeah, no thanks dude. *Takes out phone and calls brother* Hey Will, could you give me a hand? And by hand, I mean crowbar/baseball bat/broom/something to knock this guy out with.

Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!

Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...

Laugh out loud a guy asked me this I slapped him, then it was so awkward because he told me he was dared to do it...

8 I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together

Grammatically speaking, it should be "... I can picture you and me together".

If a guy used this on me, I would kick him between the legs and run away.

Reaction depends upon who says this! :P

"Shut up turd" I would picture me say.

9 Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

This is the most sweetest pick up lines I have ever seen... I might get diabetes for this..

I feel like I'm drowning in sugar.

This one is adorable

Its really cute

10 Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile

Could just mean you're funny looking...

I don't like smiling in pictures.

Wonderful, I'm using it right now!

I said this to my crush...

The Contenders
11 Your right leg is Ohio, and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River?

Me and my boyfriend were dieing laughing to this! His friends didn't think it was funny but they are to stupid to under stand

Haha this one is awesome

12 If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber

Said this to my boyfriend who I'm in a pick-up line was with and he took a few minutes to leave me on read.

My girlfriend would punch me if I said this.

Tat person really really liked it.

13 Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

I swear I heard a song lyric with the same premise... I should really stop listening to music sometimes.

Then you say, you wouldn't be lost because I'll be right beside you.

I had a guy say this to me once!

Really...Can't stop laughing at this

14 Am I high or am I really seeing something beautiful?

*Looks away from the mirror*

Pretty sure I'm high.

15 Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.

The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.

My friend came up with this one, gotta give him props.

This HAS to be the worst I've heard of! Laugh out loud!

16 A genie gave me one wish and poof! Here you are.
17 I lost my number, can I have yours?

I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.

Done it to a girl and she gave it me I was like WOW!

It's the best one

It's not even clever if you lost your number why would you need someone else's

18 Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.

Should be number one. It's the best pick up line ever in the whole world. If I used this on a girl she would slap me. She would do because she wouldn't get it.

Depends on the guy if he looks out of my age bubble or unsanitary I would totally be creeped out. If he looked well groomed would be a different story

First thing I thought after reading this one was '... Wow... ' Haha who would say this kind of thing?

19 Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem wright for me

Pretty clever for a History nerd like I.

I found this to be pretty clever.

I kinda like this one.

20 Walk over, hold out your hand and say "will you hold this while I take a walk?"

Laugh out loud I really didn't understand for a little minute but I had to constatly read it. I love it! Laugh out loud

I feel like this is one for guys to use. It doesn't really work for girls. A great line though

This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one, That is so sweet1

Tried this one... He didn't understand :P

21 You're the only girl I love.... But in ten years I will love another girl. She will call you " mommy"

It depends who is saying this to me. If it was my boyfriend (in the future I'm so alone TwT) I would love this. But if its some dude who is hitting on me, well... let's just say that dude will be in the hospital for quite some time. >:D #Evilness at her Best

This is absolutely adorable.

This one has meaning

Aw that's so adorable

22 Your mother must be Mary J. Blige, because you are My Life.
23 Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes

So cheesy its here twice

24 Is your dad a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

I would fall over and die if someone walked up to me an told me that... one day soon, though, because I'm thirteen and I've never had a boyfriend... ;d

Aw, this is the best one

Id fall for this

This is so cute!

25 Can I have directions? (To where?) Your heart

Me: So, walk fifty miles right, take the exit to the nearest volcano.

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