Top 10 Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

What is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here.
The Top Ten
1 You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.

As a lover of books, of course, I love this. And it's so deep! "You add meaning to my life." I love that.

Come on, voters! Keep this one at the top!

I love dictionaries! If a guy said this to me, I'd instantly fall for him.

2 Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

This is cute and not nasty like many of them. It shows interest in a person, not just in a quick bedding.

This is adorable. If a guy said this to me, he might need to get a second band-aid for me.

This is so sweet! I wish someone would use it on me. I would totally say yes!

3 Your name must be Campbell's because you're mmm mmm good.

I'm pretty sure I've heard that so much it's not even funny anymore!

4 You must work at KFC, because those are great breasts and legs.

Okay, let's just say if someone said this to me, the first thing that would happen afterward is me asking them who they want to plan their funeral.

People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you.

A guy said that to me once. I smacked him. Ha.

5 Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

I swear I heard a song lyric with the same premise. I should really stop listening to music sometimes.

Then you say, you wouldn't be lost because I'll be right beside you.

Really... Can't stop laughing at this.

6 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

This one is so cute. I can't help but love it. My husband says that to me quite often. Laugh out loud, I love him.

I'm so going to use this on my boyfriend. He tried doing the Tennessee one. My turn!

Wow, this one is cute and corny at the same time. Good one!

7 Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.
8 Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants.

Uh, yeah, no thanks, dude. *Takes out phone and calls brother* Hey, Will, could you give me a hand? And by hand, I mean crowbar, baseball bat, broom, or something to knock this guy out with.

Gross, it's the kind of cheesy pick-up line you use when you want to sleep with someone. I don't like it!

Laugh out loud, my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade), and I'm all like, EWW, and started laughing. So, yeah...

9 I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

If a guy used this on me, I would kick him between the legs and run away.

Reaction depends upon who says this!

"Shut up, turd," I would picture myself saying.

10 Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

This is the sweetest pick-up line I have ever seen. I might get diabetes from this.

I feel like I'm drowning in sugar.

The Contenders
11 Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Could just mean you're funny-looking.

Wonderful, I'm using it right now!

12 Your right leg is Ohio, and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River?

My boyfriend and I were dying laughing at this! His friends didn't think it was funny, but they are too stupid to understand.

13 If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.

I said this to my boyfriend, who I'm in a pick-up line war with, and he took a few minutes to leave me on read.

My girlfriend would punch me if I said this.

That person really liked it.

14 Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and farted at this pick-up line. Some guy even said it to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.

The minute I read this one, I fell off my chair! I am dying to use it.

My friend came up with this one, gotta give him props.

15 Am I high, or am I really seeing something beautiful?

*Looks away from the mirror*

Pretty sure I'm high.

16 A genie gave me one wish, and poof! Here you are.
17 I lost my number, can I have yours?

I asked this to three Australian girls at a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.

I did this to a girl and she gave it to me. I was like, WOW!

18 Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this to me.

If it wasn't one of my friends, I don't know what I would do, though.

This should be number one. It's the best pick-up line ever in the whole world. If I used this on a girl, she would slap me. She would do so because she wouldn't get it.

Depends on the guy. If he looks out of my age bubble or unsanitary, I would totally be creeped out.

If he looked well-groomed, it would be a different story.

19 Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.

Pretty clever for a history nerd like me.

I found this to be pretty clever.

20 Walk over, hold out your hand and say, "Will you hold this while I take a walk?"

Laugh out loud, I really didn't understand for a little minute, but I had to constantly read it. I love it! Laugh out loud.

I feel like this is one for guys to use. It doesn't really work for girls. A great line, though.

This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one. That is so sweet!

21 You're the only girl I love... But in ten years, I will love another girl. She will call you "mommy."

It depends on who is saying this to me. If it was my boyfriend (in the future, I'm so alone), I would love this.

But if it's some dude who is hitting on me, well, let's just say that dude will be in the hospital for quite some time. #EvilnessAtHerBest

22 Your mother must be Mary J. Blige, because you are My Life.
23 Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

I would fall over and die if someone walked up to me and told me that. One day soon, though, because I'm thirteen and I've never had a boyfriend...

24 Can I have directions? (To where?) Your heart.

Me: So, walk fifty miles right, take the exit to the nearest volcano.

25 Your level of attractiveness far exceeds the limit. I need your name, phone number, and address, please.
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