Top 10 Things You Least Want Your Parents to Catch You Doing
So you are minding your business home alone when surprise! One or both of your parents came home early! Here's the stuff they don't want you to see you ever doing.Imagine being quiet for so long, but suddenly your dark secrets are discovered. Then the explaining gets too complicated.
I remember my brother caught me doing this. It was a true nightmare, but I'm happy it was my brother and not anyone else.
It's something everyone's been caught doing, but that doesn't make it any less embarrassing in the moment.
Getting caught having sex is worse than getting caught masturbating. You can masturbate any time, so if you're caught, you can just do it another day. But if you are caught having sex, your partner is embarrassed and may not want to have sex at your place again, or with you.
Not only that, but parents often bring up the old birds and the bees talk again.
Masturbating, they do not get angry. Sex, they go mad and ban you from the person you are doing it with forever.
What a disturbing thing to find.
I accidentally broke my mom's heater while carrying it down the stairs. She told me to take it down from her room, and I accidentally tipped it over and broke the dials as I was picking it up. She forgave me afterward.
It's one thing to mess with their stuff without permission. It's another to break something they own.
Oh, you broke a high-tech gadget that was overly expensive.
Unless you have parents that do drugs every day (and are subsequently awful at parenting, for the record), no parent ever wants to catch their kid doing drugs. You learn this kind of stuff in school, yet some kids you might know decide to do it. Heck, I see lots of smokers on campus daily.
On the other hand, there is that whole legalization business for marijuana, so I'm not exactly sure what the future will hold for pot smokers.
I've smoked on the roof before and then fell back into my house. My mom saw the red eyes on my face before I threw out the blunt. I told her I was tired, and she just told me not to play Grand Theft Auto late at night.
If I was caught, my ass would've been beaten.
Not a porno movie, but it is an adult movie. I watched Showgirls, a 1995 movie about topless showgirls in Vegas. I knew that my mom didn't approve of this, so I decided to turn it on and watch when she was out of the room. She walked in later and caught me watching it. She then told me that it's too inappropriate and that I shouldn't be watching those types of movies.
By the way, I am 26.
I watched Showgirls and The Hangover. They both have nudity in them, so when my mom enters and there's a nude scene coming up, I just skip to that part and tell my mom that it's buffering.
I have a fear that somebody's going to walk in on me eating and be like, "WHY are you eating all the food?"
Typical, but no harm no foul. Just make up for it next time around.
I got busted for eating all the food at a party once.
I'm nosy, so when I'm worried about my parents, I go through their stuff to see what's going on. If my mom caught me, she'd just get mad. If my dad caught me, he'd be furious. That's why I do it when they're not home.
When I was nine or ten years old, the friend of my dad's girlfriend saw me naked because I stupidly went downstairs for the pool and forgot to put on my bathing suit. It was so embarrassing. What made it worse was how my dad's girlfriend said, "You know better!" to me.
Sometimes I get changed in my room, and it annoyed me to death every time my parents came in without knocking.
My parents accidentally walk in on me changing or showering sometimes. It's so embarrassing.
They'll rat on you regardless of whose stuff gets broken.
It's cloudy and raining outside during the day. I turn the lights on to see and read better, and my mom is like, "You're wasting electricity! Turn it off!"
My youngest brother does this all the time, yet my parents don't seem to care at all.
I've done it way too many times, having it on in the middle of the night.
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Not going to make the same mistake my brother made.
My dad videotaped me singing to a song from some kid's show when I was little, when I wasn't looking. I felt super embarrassed when he told me. Thank goodness he didn't show it to anyone.
I am usually uncomfortable singing in front of others, although my teacher said that I have a good singing voice.
It's especially worse when you are metal screaming or growling.
It happened to me. I was sitting next to my girlfriend once, and my cousin gave me a funny look. After my aunt left, my cousin took me for a walk and explained that my girlfriend is not a good choice. I always end up dating the wrong people for some reason.
Better get some protection. Otherwise, this will come back to haunt you down the path, and before you know it, you could be on the Maury show.
I commentate when playing games but don't like it when people hear me. My mum says my lips randomly move and that's just me talking to the voices in my head. I believe that, for some reason, some are real people across the world. I'm weird and offbeat, end of story.
So yeah, my sister does this all the time and she says things like, "Before I went to school, I saw this kid and said 'Move it, you rat,' and I was like..." and so on. My mom got upset and literally tried calling a therapist. Ever since, she's been addicted to that strange group called Boystory. Don't bother looking them up. They are ugly as heck.
My overprotective mom won't let me listen to "inappropriate" music, but she allows my younger cousins to listen to songs with explicit language.
My parents blocked songs with explicit content on my iPod, including my six favorite songs, so I listen to them on Spotify and YouTube every day.
Not a problem. Most of the music I listen to barely has any swears, but when it does, it's usually only an f-bomb or two.
Pretty much every movie nowadays. I can't think of anything without some bit of sexual content.
Oh boy. You really do die inside when it happens.
When I watch it with my parents, it is just weird, so I leave until it's over.
My mom doesn't like it when I "terrorize" my little cousins.
When they were younger, they would constantly annoy me on purpose, and whenever I yell at them to get them to stop, they would cry, and I would get in trouble for "being mean" to them.
I wasn't terrorizing them. I was trying to teach them a lesson!
Here's a weird story of mine. In middle school, I hung around with this geek who wrote weird fanfiction comic strips of famous kids' shows with hilarious drawings. I got a bit of inspiration to do so in my spare time at school but forgot to remove it from my pants one time.
My mom then found an unfinished story of mine, and I flipped out at her and left the house for a day. However, she understood it wasn't really offensive or anything, so I was invited back in.
Once I drew a penis on the teacher's head as a prank. I got suspended from school for a month.
Every time I watch TV-14 anime, nothing inappropriate happens. However, whenever my parents come into the room, the show I'm watching just happens to show or mention inappropriate content like pervy references or cussing.
This happened when I watched Mob Psycho 100 on the week of Thanksgiving. It was all fine, but when my dad came in, characters swore over five times in under five minutes, with one of them making a pervy reference to girls' butts. That was when he asked me and my sister about the rating, and we said it's TV-14. This is a major disadvantage of being permitted to watch TV-14 shows.
I stayed up twelve minutes past my bedtime, and my dad forced me to stay up until 4 a.m. cleaning. Then, I couldn't take any naps, even though I was so sleepy. Like, who does this to their children?
Ha, imagine my mom walking in on me on my phone at 4 a.m. I'd be grounded for so long.
I do this every day. Only my dad cares, though.
More like "Watching twerking videos."
Nice picture, by the way.
When I was six, I watched South Park. Not joking. My dad knew and let us watch it, then said, "Don't tell mum." My dad is one of those parents who lets their kids do whatever.
I get this one since they attack pop culture in a very aggressive fashion, which works well, but at times they use controversial methods.
I watch South Park a lot. My mom would've destroyed me if she found out how dirty that show is.
Imagine running the sink for a couple of hours. Then, a week later, the water bill is high. Gee, I wonder what acts you pulled this time.
My parents complain that I shower too long, yet my mom and sister shower even longer!