Top 10 Things You Least Want Your Parents to Catch You DoingSo you are minding your business home alone when surprise! One or both of your parents came home early! Here's the stuff they don't want you to see you ever doing.
My dad caught me masturbating twice. The first time he walked in on me and it was kinda awkward but we didn't talk about it afterward. I guess he just accepted it because he knew it was normal and I'm sure he does it, or he at least used to do it when he was younger. The second time he caught me I had my door open, which was stupid of me and he saw me masturbating. He had a chat with me about it but all he mainly said was it's fine if I want to do it, he doesn't mind me doing it but I just need to close my door because he doesn't want my sisters or mum to have to see me masturbating. But mostly he was pretty chill, I guess because he knew every guy does it. It is normal and he most likely does it or did it when he was my age. (to be honest, he probably just has sex every night now with my Mum! ) - That would feel better and you'd get better orgasms anyway!
Lol so true, if parents caught you jerking your fly... they wouldn't be so happy about it. I mean there's been a few times I was almost got caught doing this. My advice whatever room you're doing it make sure it's locked and that the volume's muted. All I have to say about that.
Imagine being quiet for so long, but suddenly your dark secrets have been discovered then the explaining gets too complicated.
I remember my brother caught me doing this, a true nightmare but I'm happy it was my brother and not anyone else...
Getting caught having sex is worse than getting caught masturbating. Not only can you masturbate any time so if you're caught you can just do it another day. But if you are caught having sex, your partner is embarrassed and may not want to have sex at your place again or with you. Not only that but parents often bring up the old bird and the bees talk again.
Masturbating, they do not get angry. Sex, they go mad and ban you from the person you are doing it with forever.
What the heck is wrong with you people!
What a disturbing thing to find.
I accidentally broke my mom's heater while carrying it down the stairs. She told me to take it down from her room and I accidentally tipped it over and broke the dials as I was picking it up. She forgave me afterwards.
It's one thing to mess with their stuff without permission. It's another to break something they own.
Oh you broke insert high tech gadget that was overly expensive.
I have broken/destroyed MANY items when I was a kid...
Unless you have parents that do drugs every day (and are subsequently awful at parenting, for the record), no parent ever wants to catch a kid doing drugs. You learn this kind of stuff is school yet some kids you might know decide to do it. Heck, I see lots of smokers on campus daily.
On the other hand, there is that whole legalization business for marijuana, so I'm not exactly sure what the future will hold for the pot smokers.
I've smoked on the roof before and then I fell back into my house, my mom saw the red eyes on my face before I threw out the blunt. I told my mom I was tired and she just told me not to play Grand Theft Auto late at night.
If I was caught, my ass would've been beaten.
My cousin once brought cough syrup and made lean, my aunt caught him and beat the crap out of him.
Stay away from lean, kids.
Duh! Off course parents would not let their own daughters and sons smoke weed. But it's also their own choice.
Not a porno movie but it is an adult movie. I watched "Showgirls", a 1995 movie about topless showgirls in Vegas. I knew that my mom didn't approve of this so I decided to turn it on and watch when she's out of the room. She walked in later and caught me watching it and then soon she told me that it's too inappropriate for it and that I shouldn't be watching those types of movies.
by the way I am 26.
I watched "Showgirls", a 1995 movie about topless showgirls in Vegas. I knew that my mom didn't approve of this so I decided to turn it on and watch when she's out of the room. She walked in later and caught me watching it and then soon she told me that it's too inappropriate for it and that I shouldn't be watching those types of movies.
by the way I am 26.
I watched Showgirls and The Hangover. They both have nudity in it so when my mom enters and there's a nude scene coming up. I just skip to that part and tell my mom that it's buffering.
They're going through my phone and whooping my ass, they wouldn't see me the same. Just full on embarrassment.
I have a fear that somebody's going to walk in on me eating something and be like "WHY are you eating all the food? "
Typical, but no harm no foul just make up for it next time around.
I got busted for eating all the food at a party once...
It should be sweet food. Not all food is bad
I'm nosy, so when I'm worried about my parents, I go through their stuff to see what's going on. If my mom caught me, she'd just get mad. If my dad caught me, he'd kill me. That's why I do it when they're not home.
When I was nine or ten years old the friend of my dad's girlfriend saw me naked because I stupidly went downstairs for the pool and forgot to put on my bathing suit. It was so embarrassing. What made it worse was how my dad's girlfriend said "You know better!" to me.
Sometimes I get changed in my room, and it annoyed me to death every time my parents came in without knocking.
My parents accidentally walk in on me changing/showering sometimes. It's so embarrassing
Its fine if your a girl
Yeah overheat, and not be up to date, by cleaning your files, and then buy a new computer that sucks.
They'll rat on you regardless of whose stuff gets broken.
It's cloudy/raining outside during the day, I turn the lights on to see/read better and my mom is like "you're wasting electricity! Turn it of! "
My youngest brother does this all the time, yet my parents don't seem to care at all.
By having it on in the middle of the night I've down way too many times.
My parents busted me turning the lights on many, MANY times...
Not going to make the same mistake my brother ended up pulling.
My dad videotaped me singing to a song from some kid show when I was little when I wasn't looking. I felt super embarrassed when he told me. Thank goodness he didn't show it to anyone...
I am usually uncomfortable about singing in front of others although my teacher said that I have a good singing voice.
It's especially worse when you are metal screaming or growling.
Unsure if this would be a awkward, or good see doing type moment.
Happened to me, I was sitting next to my girlfriend once and my cousin gave me a funny look. After my aunt left, my cousin took me for a walk and explained that my girlfriend is a hoe. I always end up dating hoes for some reason.
Better get some protecting otherwise this will come back to haunt you down the path, and before you know you could be on the Maury show lol.
Okay then you are referring to homosexuals, and Lesbians... by all means the preference of ones gender bias varies to this day.
My mom does know I'm bi and doesn't care.
So yeah my sister does this all the time and she would say things like "Before I went to school and I saw this kid and I said 'Move it you rat' and I was like..." and so on. My mom got upset and she literally tried calling a therapist. Ever since she's been addicted to that kinky crap called Boystory and don't bother looking them up they are ugly as heck-
I commentate when playing games but don't like it when people hear me. My mum says my lips randomly move and that's just me talking to the voices in my head, which I believe that for some reason some are real people across the world. I'm weird and offbeat, end of story.
When I was little, my parents would tell me to stop because they think it's weird. I didn't stop, and now I still talk to myself.
I got caught doing this once. My mom gave me a weird look.
Oh boy. You really do die inside when it happens.
When I watch it with my parents it is just weird so I leave until its over
Whenever I'm watching a sex scene with my parents, a part of me dies
I'm allowed to.
My overprotective mom won't let me listen to "inappropriate" music but allows my YOUNGER cousins to listen to songs with expletive language in them...
My parents blocked songs with explicit content on my iPod and she blocked my 6 favorite songs so I listen to them on Spotify and YouTube every day!
Not a problem. Most of the music I listen to barely has any swears but when it does, it's usually only an f bomb or two.
That depends on the genre of music in all honesty in the parents acceptance level of all music genres.
My mom doesn't like it when I "terrorize" my little cousins.
When they were younger they would constantly annoy me on purpose and whenever I yell at them to get them to stop they would cry and I would get in trouble for "being mean" to them.
I wasn't terrorizing them. I was trying to teach them a lesson! >:(
Every time I watch TV-14 anime, nothing inappropriate happens, but whenever my parents come into the room, the show I'm watching just happens to show or mention inappropriate content like pervy references or cussing. This happened when I watch Mob Psycho 100 on the week of Thanksgiving where it was all fine and stuff, but when my dad came in, characters swore like 5+ times in under 5 minutes with one of them making a pervy reference to girl's butts. That was when he asked me and my sister about what rating it was, and we said it's TV-14. This is a major disadvantage to being permitted to watch TV-14 shows to me.
My parents know I like anime, and they don't really mind. But I mainly watch comedy/slice-of-life anime and rom-com anime, which have a LOT of scenes that could be taken out of context. They'd even tell me off if they saw 2 characters kissing, because apparently I'm still a child (I'm 18 by the way). And God forbid they catch me watching a beach episode.
My dad likes anime so I'm able to.
But I'm afraid that they'll catch me because I don't want them to say that 'it's why I'm so slow' but the truth is anime made me a better person!
Not that much of a crime since Anime is allowed in the household... not the biggest fan, but its not that bad as some make it out to be.
Here's a weird story of mine. In middle school I hung around with this geek who wrote weird fanfiction comic strips of famous kids shows with stupid hilarious drawings. I got a bit of inspiration to do so in my spare time at school but forgot to remove it from my pants this one time. My mom then found an unfinished story of mine and I just sort of flipped out at her and left the house for a day, but she understood it wasn't really offensive or anything so I was invited back in.
Once I drew a penis on the teachers' head as a prank. I got suspended for school for a month.
Once I drew a harmless picture of me as a 2 year old in a diaper and my mom was like "why are you drawing that? "
I use to draw stuff like...
I stayed up twelve minutes past my bedtime, and my dad forced me to stay up until 4 a.m. cleaning! Then, I can't take any naps, even though I'm so sleepy! Like, who does this to their children?
Ha, imagine my mom walking in on me on my phone at 4am, I'd be grounded for so long.
I do this every day. Only my dad cares though
Sometimes, my mom catches me on my phone in the middle of the night and she grounds me
More like "Watching twerking videos".
Nice picture by the way...
This is a dancing routine for girls only
And dancing is very heathy.
Imagine twerking in 2019
Only losers twerk.
When I was SIX I watched South Park. Not joking. My dad knew and LET us watch it then said "don't tell mum". My dad is one of those parents who lets their kids do whatever.
I get this one since they do attack pop culture in ruthless aggression fashion where it works really well, but at times way controversial methods.
I watch South Park a lot. My mom would've destroyed me if she found out about how dirty that show is.
I really want to watch this show, but Mom doesn't let me. I even got to the point where one of the items on my christmas list was for mom to let me watch South Park. - Blaze
Imagine running the sink for a couple of hours... then a week later the water bill is up high gee I wonder what acts you pulled this time.
My parents complain that I shower long, yet my mom and sister showers last EVEN LONGER!