Top Ten Funny Genuine Voice Recognition Fails

Evolution has given man fingers and the brain which invented the keyboard long before voice recognition software, so don't become a strange creature that can't use your fingers. Don't rely entirely on voice recognition, because it is SO stupid.

The Top Ten

  1. Me: "Tell Mum I'm leaving for school." Android: "Here's your message saying 'I took a piss on the stool.' Click to send."

    This list is... Would the words amazingly hilarious be insulting? SO difficult to choose! :D

  2. Me: "Wake me at 7:00 hours." Siri: "OK, you're alarm's set for 700 hours." (The alarm was set for a month later)

    I guess in one way that was my fault. But hell's bells, I had an exam that day!

    This list is funny, I wish I can vote all of them.

  3. Me: "Where's the nearest Starbucks?" Siri: "Here's what I found on the web for 'Best Sharp Cocks.'"

  4. Me: "Add new contact." Android: "I don't understand 'Add you bomb crap.'"

  5. Me: "Count down from two hours." Siri: "Countdown is on at 4:00."

  6. Me: "Play Underworld." Siri: "Sorry, I couldn't find Udder Curd in your music."

  7. Siri: "Here's your alarm for 15:00. Shall I create it?" Me: "Of course." Siri: "I found fifteen swimming pools."

  8. Me: "Japanese restaurants." Siri: "Here's what I found on the web for 'Japanese Breast Fronts'"

  9. Me: "Tell (my brother) we're running late." Android: "Your message to (my brother) saying 'We're dumb with fate.'"

  10. Me: "Open Wikipedia." Siri: "I don't understand 'Hope and lick amoeba."

    11. The Contenders

  11. Me: "Give me a pick up line" Siri: (Starts naming pickup trucks)

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