Top Ten Geography-Related Pick-up Lines
The Top Ten
1 Are you a cartographer? Because I see you have mileage markers in all the right places.
2 Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes
3 If you put your titi on my caca then together we can make a Peruvian lake.
4 Mississippi River Delta? How about Mississippi River Alpha!
5 Right now we are two islands. Let's make an archipelago.
6 You wanna build a house in the desert? We can Gobi together.
7 Are you planning to see Big Ben anytime soon? You don't have to, he's right here in my pants.
8 North, south, east, west, no matter which way I look I like looking at you the best!
9 Are you involved in the East African Slave Trade? Because you're flaunting Djibouti around.
10 Are you a 21st Century urban area in need of re-urbanization? Because I can in-fill you.
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