Top 10 Best Characters from Red vs Blue
Ah, Caboose. The Blues' very own moron. I prefer the blue characters over the red ones overall, and judging by the standings, I'm not alone. While Donut is definitely the Reds' equivalent in terms of idiocy, Caboose is still funnier, with noticeably higher levels of pure stupidity.
Out of all the characters, he seems to have the best relationships with everyone he meets, so even the other characters probably agree with me on this. He just has the best moments, like when Church went into his brain and met how he sees everyone else.
He may be a total dumbass, but don't underestimate him. It took a while to reveal, but his combat skills are the real reason he was sent to Blood Gulch in the first place. In addition, his "first-grader trying to read" speech tone only adds to the hilarity of his quotes.
Hell yeah, Caboose. Hell yeah.
Church has always made me laugh the hardest out of everyone. What I think makes him so funny is how relatable he is. He is basically how I think most people, including myself, would be like if stuck with the other Reds and Blues.
Even though he is hilarious, he's also the most tragic with the Project Freelancer plot. In a way, the story is told from his perspective, hence the abrupt cut in Season 13's ending. It just makes it that much sadder to think that his character died after finally embracing the people who drove him nuts as his greatest family.
He has some of the most iconic lines which are even known outside of Red vs. Blue: "I love blood and violence! I got a boner for murder!" His accent and over-the-top nature make him an even better character. Also, his detective skills are something we should all aspire to reach.
Classic military sergeant stereotype. Sarge's voice, rough attitude, leadership style, love to fight, jokes, and hatred towards Grif make him the best character in my opinion. He also comes up with the best speeches.
Easily the best character. The funniest episode was the Season 14 episode where all of the "Sarges" have to compete against one another to be promoted to sergeant.
The one in the Reds and Blues whose character develops the most, he starts as the lazy one on the Blue team and becomes the capable leader he is now. He is also awesome in combat, like coming up with a strategy to beat Wyoming's time thing and taking out multiple clones with ease with the sniper rifle in Season 5, taking on CT's group single-handedly in Season 7, and actually lasting more than a second against Tex in Season 8.
He even comes up with a plan to defeat Felix and Locus in Season 13 (or is it 12?).
He's a badass, probably the only capable soldier in the Blood Gulch crew, and can actually shoot that sniper rifle that no one will give him. He doesn't need it, though, with that awesome sword of his!
I can't help but love Wash. He is funny and, despite being considered the worst fighter out of the Freelancers, is still a badass and has managed to hold his own on several occasions. He's resourceful, cunning, and has proven to be a very good leader despite his inexperience.
My favorite part about him, though, is how much we have come to know him. While I like the other characters, I have seen his character develop from his time as a Freelancer, watched him struggle and overcome numerous challenges, and have really come to know and love his character more than anyone else in the series.
His inability to work makes him one of the funniest. Whether he's coming up with excuses or just making everyone accept it, he always does it in an unexpected way. On top of that, Grif's low tolerance makes his reactions that much funnier.
Grif is an inspiration to every lazy slacker who ever slacked. At least he would be if slackers ever had the motivation to be inspired.
His laziness is easy to relate to, but I also admire his unexpected shrewdness.
I like Tex. She's the best fighting Freelancer. I don't like her as much as Wash, but she easily took on three badass Freelancers at once (Maine, Wyoming, and York).
Dude, for me, Texas is the best. She is the most interesting to me, and she has the biggest balls out of all of them.
Tex is the ultimate fighter in the show, and episode 10 of Revelations made her even more awesome.
The grenade throw on Tex halfway across the map was sick. He was the only guy to defeat Tex in battle.
He's just so fabulous. I mean, who doesn't think he's cool? He's the Red Team's Caboose.
Along with being one of the most intelligent characters, he has the most skills out of the Red and Blue simulation troopers (in my opinion), which has saved the teams several times. He's also got some of the best lines and interactions and is someone you can completely relate to.
Simmons is not only one of the smartest, funniest, and most capable sim troopers, but he's also the one responsible for the formation of the Blood Gulch Crew. He was the one who united the Reds and Blues (and their first leader) in Season 3 against O'Malley, which led them to become the "galaxy's greatest soldiers."
Besides being considered one of the most powerful characters in the whole show in terms of raw power, Maine was an honorable soldier, and he isn't nearly recognized for that as much as I'd like. If you ignore his drive to win, which could be arguably more destructive than Carolina's but just less frequent, he's a serious character and a well-received change in tone throughout the series.
As The Meta, he was immune to the Reds and Blues' tomfoolery. He couldn't speak, so he couldn't get dragged in like Washington. Definitely one of the most tragic characters in the series. And the growling is sick.
A badass merc with a mouth, Carolina is a deep character and master of combat. She is an amazing character and one of the two surviving Freelancers.
She is really pretty as well as an outstanding fighter. She is a very diverse and interesting character with an extremely deep backstory.
She is so beautiful and strong. She is one of the only surviving Freelancers and is an overall badass!
Lopez is a seriously underestimated character in Red vs. Blue. The "talks" he has with everyone are hilarious and priceless. The best scene with Lopez was when he learned that Felix is bilingual.
Lopez is a defining character along with Sarge, Grif, Caboose, and Church. This dude, along with Caboose, carries the show through their comedy. I love Dr. Grey, but she's nowhere near Lopez! Lopez is a sarcastic genius.
I like how nobody can understand him. He just makes the show so hilarious. By the way, you spelled Lopez wrong.
Okay, seriously? Do I even have to explain myself? He's Felix. Sure, he's evil and, quite frankly, a pain in the ass, but he's Felix. His personality is what makes him the best character. He's an ass. He's determined (even if it is determination to kill an entire planet).
And finally, he is Felix!
Biggest jerk ever! (Spoiler) He tries to help kill a planet, for damn's sake, just for some cash! He lacks morality more than Locus, though.
Bloody love this character. He is just so badass and menacing, reminding me of Darth Vader.
Love his story arc. SPOILERS: In Season 15, he was kind of a softie but not really at the same time.
Probably the most down-to-earth and relatable of all the Freelancers.
After he was introduced, I became attached to him and his personality almost immediately.
He is hilarious and overall very powerful and intimidating when he wants to be. So far, he has pretty much brought back the dead (Donut was shot in the head). Also, considering what happened in Season 13, he is absolutely mental. Surviving a dimension with no concept of space and time for an eternity and then coming out completely normal except with a new non-removable version of O'Malley.
He and Dr. Grey are two of the funniest people on the show, and their interactions are hilarious.
My guy is probably one of the most interesting characters in the whole show but is underutilized. I mean, come on, a pacifist infected by a genocidal A.I.? I'm a sucker for those Jekyll/Hyde-esque characters. He's a sweetheart, and O'Malley is a badass.
She is one of the most entertaining characters that has ever been on the show. She's a super genius with an I.Q. of 240, and I could not stop laughing when she was torturing that one pirate they captured.
The best medic since Doc. And one of the funniest torture scenes ever with the opera over the screams of pain.
She is funny, smart, and most of all, very hyper!
Just don't get me started with him.
That mustache (or moustache or even mustachio), though...
Love the introduction of him killing the janitor.
He's hilarious and awesome. That mustache is just the best thing in existence and pretty important.
Anyone who can shoot eight rockets out of the air with two sniper rifles at the same time deserves a spot on this list.
North is cool because he is the opposite of South. The way he cares for Theta is great. Plus, he's great in battle.
He is a badass who uppercuts the resistance dude in Season 9, Episode 2.
I really liked Delta. He was one of the AIs that stood out to me. He is tied as my second favorite AI.
Sheila is just awesome. Even though she killed Church (Caboose killed Church), she then was a Pelican, so why would she be a bad character? Everyone is scared of her too.
I love the name and how he is downloaded into Caboose's assault rifle.
He's super smart and can predict almost every outcome. I think he's really underrated.