Top 10 Best Characters from Red vs Blue
Ah, Caboose. The blues' very own moron. I prefer the blue characters over the red ones overall, & judging by the standings, I'm not alone. While Donut is definitely red's equivalent to his idiocity, Caboose is still funnier, along with having noticeably-higher levels of pure stupidity. Out of all the characters, he seems to have the best relationship with whoever he meets, so even the other characters probably agree with me on this. Also, he just has the best moments, like when Church went into his brain & met how he sees everyone else. He may be a total dumbass, but don't underestimate him. It took a while to reveal, but his combat skills are the real reason he was sent to Blood Gulch in the first place. In addition, his "first-grader trying to read" speech tone only adds to the stupidity of his quotes. @#$% yeah, Caboose. @#$% yeah.
He's the funniest, dumbest, and most emotional Red Vs. Blue character is is capable of taking 100 Texs out in ten seconds, with perfect aim in which teams up with stupidity to be the best fighter in Red. Vs. Blue. There isn't thatch proof because they keep him out of all the big fights until season 10. He's also stronger than Geia. Don't mess with Caboose unless he'll be stupid enough to not realize it. (Okay you can mess with Caboose most if the time) Just not when he has an AI or is thinking about babies. He hates those. Same as taxes.
I love RvB. My personally favorite show. Caboose is just that guy that has hilarious and heartfelt moments at the same time. after him I put church and then Wash, possibly Lopez,(poor man) and maybe Texas. I feel that the Directors demise was interesting, but they could've made it interesting pointing out all the ironic (the true meaning of irony isn't what ya think) things known in between us, the audience and the characters. Like Church is in a way the director, how Texas's real name was Allison and that Carolina And Tex are really daughter and mother.with Caboose being the only person on the crew who figured this out from the beginning.
Why? Because he's Michael J. Caboose, that's why! This guy is the most popular character for a reason! He's, with little to no doubt, the most hilarious out of every single character to date. Just listen to these quotes.
"I do not want to be dead! I want to be alive! Or a cowboy! "
"I do not want to catch pregnancy."
"I see some floors, & a ceiling, &- no wait. Just one ceiling."
"Oh, good. At first I thought it was me because I am blue & I like to sleep. But if he is dead, that cannot be me. That would be silly."
"Fire in the hole in one! "
"Look! More sleeping people! It must be naptime! But who has naptime now? Naptime comes before pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times."
"(Church)Wow. An empty concrete base? Is is our birthday? " "I want cake."
"That was you punching me in the head at night? I though the tooth fairy was mad at me! "
The one in the Reds and Blues whose character develops most, how he starts being the lazy one of the blue team to the capable leader he is now. Also he's awesome in combat, like coming up with a strategy to beat Wyoming's time thing and taking out multiple clones with ease with the sniper rifle in S5. Taking on CT's group single handedly in S7. Actually lasts more then a second against Tex in S8. Coming up with a plan to defeat Felix and Locus in S13(or is it 12)
He's a badass, probably the only capable soldier in the Blood Gulch crew, and can actually shoot that sniper rifle that no one will give him. He doesn't need it though, with that awesome sword of his!
He's. NatureL leader even if he doesn't seems like one, he is becoming more mature and more take charge in each passing season, good fighter, hilarious remarks, and can swish like a pro. +1
Tucker was the chosen one. Not funny Caboose. Not serious Church. Mr. Bowchickabowow is the best.
Church has always made me laugh the hardest of everyone. What I think makes him so funny is how relatable he is. He is basically how I think most people, including myself, would be like if stuck with the other reds and blues. But even though he is hilarious, he's also the most tragic with the Project Freelancer plot. In a way, the story is told from his perspective, hence the abrupt cut in 13's ending. It just makes it that much sadder to think that his character died after finally embracing the people who drove him nuts as his greatest family :/
Reminds me of me. And I like me just like Church likes Church. But all seriousness, he actually, even though he doesn't know how to work a sniper rifle, tried to get things done. He can be an A-hole sometimes but he takes charge and gets da shiz done. Also he's not like an overpowered beast but he's not lame like Simmons. Text is too overpowered. Grif is funny sometimes and Caboose is too much of an idiot. At times I find Caboose interesting but mostly he's just annoying. Church has an interesting history, personality, and idiosyncrasies that make him best.
"There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life." This quote pretty much sums up Church's entire life. That is why he's the best and even has a song to prove it.
Church is so incredibly bad-ass because he can be reincarnated through Ebsalone, and is the leader of the blue team. Also I just love how mad he gets at tucker and caboose who are constantly being idiots.
He has some of the most iconic lines which are even known outside of rvb "I love blood and violence! I got a boner for murder! " his accent and over the top-nes make him an even better character. Also his detective skill are something we should all aspire to reach.
Classic military sergeant stereotype. Sarge's voice, rough attitude, leadership style, love to fight, jokes, and hatred towards Grif makes him the best character in my opinion. He also comes up with the best speeches.
Easily the best character. The funniest episode was the season 14 episode where all of the "sarges" have to compete against one another to be promoted to sergeant.
Sarge - the typical stupid superior officer - with absurd ideas and a limited mindset - which compells him to see blue conspiracies everywhere.
In my opinion the funniest character of the show - second perhaps only to caboose
I can't help but love Wash. He is funny and, despite being considered the worst fighter out of the Freelancers, is still a badass and has managed to hold his own on several occasions. He's resourceful, cunning, and has actually proven to be a very good leader despite his inexperience. My favorite part about him, though, is how much we have come to know him. While I like the other characters, I have seen his character develop from his time as a Freelancer, have seen all of his struggles he has managed to pull through, and have really come to know and love his character more than anyone else in the series.
Washington represents both sides of red vs blue perfectly. While the blood gulch crew represent the light hearted side with a sprinkle of epic on top and the freelancers represent pure awesome, Washington strikes the balance between the two better than any other character. His relationship with the blues is great and he is easily my favourite character. He may not be as badass as Maine, Texas amd Carolina, or as funny as caboose, grifF and tucker... But I feel that he adds to every character in a way no one else has.
The first time I came on this website Washington was the 8th best charecter and now seeing him move up th list is just amazing. He is my charecter and that will never change. And, Ok, look, I'm not going to lie, I've posted about 3 comments just about Washington, but some say he's the worst freelancer, some says he's the best, some say he a dick, and an @$$ whole, but others say he's nice, awesome, and want to make sure he takes care of the Reds ans Blues, but you have to think, if Agent Washington is such a dick or an @$$ whole, why doesn't he just kill them? Think about it.
The reason I like Wash most is that he has actual military experience in both hand-to-hand and gunfire, thus making him to be a capable soldier among the blues. More so ever, I admired the character development he went throughout seasons 6-13, making him more easy to relate to as a guy who's just trying to find a purpose in life.
His inability to work makes him one of the funniest. And whether he's coming up with excuses or just making everyone accept it, he always does it in an unexpected way. On top of that, Grif's low tolerance makes his reactions that much funnier.
Grif is an inspiration to every lazy slacker who ever slacked. At least he would be if slackers ever had the motivation to be inspired.
His laziness is easy to relate to, but I also admire his unexpected shrewdness.
Grif is a really funny and lazy guy, he is one of my favorite characters. (I actually like them all)
The grenade throw on tex halfway across the map was sick. He was the only guy to defeat tex in battle.
He's just so fabulous, I mean who doesn't think he's cool. He's the red teams Caboose.
I like tex, she's the best fighting freelancer, I don't like her as much as wash, but she easily took on three badass freelancers at once. (Maine, Wyoming and York)
Dude for me Texas is the best.
She is the most interesting for me and she has the biggest balls out of all of them.
Tex is the ultimate fighter in the show, and episode 10 of revelations made her even more awesome.
Took out both teams at once, and scored three crotch shots on grif in a row in the same battle.
Honestly, Maine is the best because of the sheer badassery, I mean he was shot in the throat several times, still got up to fight, was back in the field before he was cleared. He defeated Tex with Washington in a battle that Tex had the advantage no with her multiple hidden weapons and bomb. And let's not forget the sick growls. Maine best character ever in RvB in my opinion
Meta is an overall badass I say that but that word can't even discribe him in any way. He is unkillable has withstood sniper bullets to the head shotguns at close range mistle pods a full clip if magnum bullets to the throught killed every freelancer fallen off two cliffs hot statabed managed to kill tex twice and has fought whole armies. Has emence amounts of strength speed skills such as camo invisibility emp freezing time added strength changing voices and a badass noise
Overall meta forever
Definitely the most powerful character in the show. The two behind him would be carolina and Tex, sure when he was maine he was defeated quite easily by both, but after his transformation into the meta, He can now defeat both carolina and Texas.
The most badass tank in the world. Being shot in the throat multiple times and then going back into the field before he's even cleared to go back out!
Along with being one of the most intelligent characters, he has the most skills out of the Red and Blue simulation troopers (in my opinion) which has saved the teams several times. He's also got some of the best lines, interactions, and is someone that you can completely relate.
Simmons is not only one of the smartest, funniest, and most capable sim troopers, but he's also the one responsible for the formation of the Blood Gulch Crew. He was the one who united (and their first leader) the Reds and Blues in Season 3 against O'Malley, which Led them to become the "galaxies greatest soldiers."
Simmons is very smart considering he made his own version of the Internet "Simmons search" and created "Basebook".
Smart Soldier, capable of becoming a proper trooper.
Lopez is a seriously underestimated character in Red vs Blue, the "talks" he has with them all are hilarious and priceless. Best scene with Lopez was when he learned that Felix is bilingual.
Lopez is the defining character along with Sarge, Grif, Caboose and Church. This dude along with Caboose carry the show through their comedy, I love dr Grey but shes nowhere near Lopez! Lopez is a sarcastic genius
I like how nobody can understand him he just makes the show so hilarious. By the way you spelled Lopez wrong.
(Speaks Spanish about how he's my 4th favorite robot character) and that's why he's is my 4th favorite robot.
Love his story ark.. SPOILERS in 15 He was kind of a softie but rot really at the same time..
Okay, seriously? Do I even have to explain myself? HE'S FELIX. Sure, he's evil and, quite frankly, a pain in the ass, but he's FELIX. His personality is what makes him the best character. He's an ass. He's determined (even if it is determination to kill a whole f-ing planet). And finally;
HE IS FELIX!
Biggest jerk ever! (Spoiler) He tries to help kill a planet for damn's sake! Just for some cash! Lack of morality. More than Locus, though.
A badass merc with a mouth, Carolina is a deep character and master of combat. She is an amazing character and one of the two surviving Freelancers.
She is really pretty as well as an outstanding fighter. She is a very diverse and interesting character and has an extremely deep back story.
She is so beautiful and strong. She is one of the only surviving freelancers, and is an overall badass!
Why is she so low on the list? Not only is she kickass, she has one of the best characters arcs and GREAT development
She is one of the most entertaining characters that has ever been on the show, She's a super genius with an I.Q. of 240, and I could not stop laughing when she was torturing that one pirate they captured.
The best medic since doc. And one of the funniest torture scenes ever with the opera over the screams of pain
She is funny, smart, and most of all, very hyper!
Probably the most down to earth and relatable of all the freelancers.
After he was introduced, I became attached to him and his personality almost immediately
He is hilarious and overall very powerful/intimidating when he wants to be. So far he has pretty much brought back the dead (Donut was shot in the head). Also considering what happened in season 13, he is absolutely mental. Surviving a dimension with no concept of space and time for an eternity and then coming out completely normal except with a new non removable version of O'mally. Him and Dr. Grey are two of the funniest people on the show and their interactions are hilarious.
This pacifist medic is one of the funniest characters but also one of the kindest/meanest when in the right mood.
Doc I love how in season 12 and beyond the rage/insanity would kick in that's the main reason I love doc as a character.
A pacifist who still kicks ass? Sign me up!
That mustache (or moustache or even mustachio) though...
Love the introduction of him killing the janitor.
He's hilarious awesome and dat moustache is just the best thing in existence and pretty important
The gentleman assassin of the freelancer project with time powers
Just, don't get me started with him.
Anyone who can shoot eight rockets out of the air with two sniper rifles at the same time deserves a spot on this list.
North is cool due to him being the opposite of south. They way he cares for theta is a great. Plus he's great in battel
He is a badass that upper cuts the resistance dude from season 9 episode 2
Oh yeah? Well they say girls can't ejaculate either, but guess what!
I really liked delta he just was one of the AI's that stood out to me he is tied as my second favorite AI.
Delta sort of act like is a know it all that is the only reason I hate him
Sheila is just awesome. Even though she killed church (caboose killed church). She then was a pelican, so why would she be a bad character, and everyone's scared of her too.
I love the name and I like how he is downloaded into cabooses assault rifle