Top Ten History-Related Pick-Up Lines

Do you like history? Because we're gonna make history tonight.

The Top Ten

1 Want to go to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?

2 I'm no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.

3 I have sex like I fight a war. I have no exit strategies.

4 Did you invent the airplane? Because you're just Wright to me.

5 There's a great reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings.

6 You can call me Paul Revere, because I would give you a Midnight Ride.

7 Do you want to help me on my project about the TET Offensive?

8 Hey, wanna reenact the Battle of the Bulge?

9 If I were Christopher Columbus, I would be sailing day and night to reach the depths of your heart.

10 Hey babe, I'm Abe Lincoln, and I'm about to give you the Gettysburg undress.

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