Worst Christmas Gifts Ever
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Nothing
I understand if parents are too poor to buy anything, but what if they are rich millionaires and still don't get any toys for their children on Christmas day? That's a bit rude.
If I don't get anything for Christmas I get a nervous breakdown
What's the point of gifts when you get nothing?
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A Dead Animal
I deeply agree. How can any person receive a dead animal for Christmas? HE'LL/SHE'LL TRACK GERMS!
I'd feel bad for the animal. No animal deserves to be treated with abuse.
Why would somebody give someone a dead bird that's cruel!
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The Obama Chia Pet Head
This is like one of those Miley Cyrus hair designers. Who'd even keep one? I'd throw it in the trash. And I'm a hoarder.
Be thankful it wasn't the trump chia pet head!
Something about those things creep me out
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Coal
First Santa clause gives this (only if you r bad) and if a regular person gave someone this he / she is readership!
This is a terrible gift, even for adults.
Coal is a plentiful fossil Fuel.
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Self Help Books
Seriously, get a councillor or a therapy! Don't leave your children miserably reading a book that tells them what's wrong with their life.
Says, 'Here--this is what I think is wrong with you. '
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Underwear
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Weapons
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Monkey Bobblehead
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Snakes
My dad is terrified of snakes. He'd never give me a snake. Thank god, pythons can choke you and cobras can poison you.
Imagine opening up a present to find snakes in it!
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Justin Bieber CDs
This is the worst thing my peeps could get me. Did you hear that he punched a police officer in the face? I don’t want to listen to someone with that on his record.
JB's music is TERRIBLE, but at least it's not as bad as having JB's hairstyle for a year.
Who would want to hear his ear-bleeding, cringeworthy muic? Not Me! No way, no how!
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A Video Game that You Already Have
This has happened to me more than once before.
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Samsung Phone
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Pajama Jeans
I hate it when my parents gave me clothes for Christmas. I to be honest don't care about clothes.
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Socks
I like to get socks because my mom finds some really good disney princess socks and I love disney princess.
Socks suck for a Christmas gift. (Pun intended)
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Poop
If I ever wanted poop, I'd go to the bathroom and make it myself. Is this a joke gift?
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A Broken TV
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The Snuggie
The cheapest marketing plot ever. It's just a bathrobe you wear backwards. You might as well gift them their bathrobe with a peice of paper telling them to wear it diffrent.
I saw a parody of a commercial for this. It said cold nippies or something
What is the purpose of these things?
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The Re-Gifted Gift
I hate these. If you're not gonna give me a quality gift then give me nothing at all.
When I was given this, I want to throw this to his/her face
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Bubsy 3D
Bubsy 3D is a game with such terrible graphics it looks like it's half animated and the producers were too lazy to finish it. It's also really annoying how Bubsy keeps advertising the game and saying stuff like ''What cool platforms! " and stuff, no, Bubsy. This is not ''cool''. And this game is so poorly made, there's barely anything to do and it can probably make people sick. JonTron was right every word he said about this game.
Who wants a video game that looks like it's unfinished? Bubsy 3D is the worst video game of all time.
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Worksheets
Why do teachers have to give out homework over winter break?
This might be great if you want to learn something!
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A Time Bomb
Especially when it's gonna explode in 3 seconds.
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The Fruitcake
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A Boring Book
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Insects
No offense, but these are terrible pets. They die in a week, I know because I had a pet Lemon Beetle and I gave it food, I looked after it and it still died instantly.
And most insects can make you sick. Some caterpillars spread a deadly disease, and centipedes and millipedes can make people sick.
Kinda depends what you mean by insects,if you mean like in a frame that's fine but if its like a clothes moth or a poisonous spider live that's bad
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A Jar of Poison
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A Piece Goldfish Food
I don't know if the person who put this on the list was talking about Goldfish Crackers or fish food.
Goldfish Crackers! The snack that smiles back!
How would you even see it to know what it is?
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Foam Letters