Top 10 Most Random Things to Do in the Middle of the Night

1. Munch all the food

   Sometimes, I think I'm nocturnal or something. Every night I just go to the fridge, and in the morning, all the waffles are gone.

   Seems like the kind of thing I would do.

   Make sure to hide the evidence.

2. Dance around in the dark living room

3. Jump on your parents' bed while they're sleeping

4. Yell out the window

   Then people will be like, what the heck.

   I do this every Saturday night.

   I gotta try it, sounds fun. Just gotta hope the neighbors don't wake up because I'll be so dead.

5. Jam to music

   I once left my iPod speakers on as I fell asleep. I was woken at 2 am by deadmau5. It was hard getting back to sleep.

   This is sort of what I do, except I sneak my phone into the room, put the volume to the lowest, and listen to Jimi Hendrix till I fall fast asleep.

   P.S. I'm only 15, that's why I have to be secretive about using my phone late at night.

6. Watch scary videos

   "Oh, this baby elephant is eating the tiger live. Now it is looking straight at me through the screen. Oh my gosh, blood is dripping out from his mouth. Waah! The baby elephant is really coming out of the screen!?!? "

   Ummm... Something like that...

   You'll get nightmares from this. Don't try it.

   This is another thing for a nightmare.

7. Open the front door and run around the neighborhood

   Me, while I'm running like crazy - HEY YOU!

   Person - What?

   Me, still running - WHAT R U DOING?

   Person - I'm going for a walk.

   Me, running even crazier now - WHY?!

   Person - Because I can't sleep.

   Me, running around in circles - OH HEY ME NEITHER! SO LIKE, U WANNA JUST RUN AROUND WITH MEH?!

   Person - OH HEY I'M IN! (rips off jeans to show that he's wearing shorts even though it's the middle of winter) (Starts running down the street, screaming)

   Person and me, running so crazily - SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

8. Play Slenderman

9. Start twerking

   My father wouldn't be in shock at all! I'd be more in shock to see HIM do it!

   If I throw it back, is it fast enough?

   Then your parents will be in shock.

10. Spam friends with memes and funny texts

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11. ?

    Set off the fire alarm

12. ?

    Sneak out and start a fire on the lawn

    I did that. I burnt down the whole city.

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13. Get naked and dance around the street

    Sounds legal. Sure, the neighbors would love to see that.

    Did that once and got a whole mob of naked people to join in. Aww, good times...

    Naked time! Dance with my naked body.

14. Pet your animal

    Good dogs deserve to be pet. All dogs are good. All dogs should be pet. Pet the dog. Pet it now.

15. Try to summon Satan

16. Make out

    I'll call my boyfriend over and do it in the middle of the streets while walking.

17. Create a list of random things to do

18. Howl at the full moon

    I did that once, and in the morning, I heard my neighbor talking about how there was a "wolf" in our neighborhood. I was laughing my head off.

    Sometimes I wish I was part wolf.

19. Do creepy rituals

20. Jump in your pool naked

21. Text your crush

    I don't have a phone yet, so I just email my friends over and over again.

    It's the middle of the night, what could possibly go wrong?

22. Play ding dong ditch

23. Be quiet

    Honestly, the most normal thing here. Who the hell would go outside in the night?!?

24. Yell out something random

25. Watch YouTube

26. Give hickeys

27. Egg someone's house