Top 10 Most Random Things to Say in a Crowd

Ever found yourself in a crowd and suddenly had the urge to say something completely off-the-wall just to see how people react? You're not alone.

Whether you're at a party, standing in line, or in any random group setting, there's something oddly entertaining about blurting out the most unexpected, nonsensical statements. These random quips can spark confusion, laughter, or just plain awkward silence, and that's half the fun.

The Top Ten

  1. Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

    I was flicking through and noticed this website and realized, wow, this is definitely one of the top things to say to break the silence.

    This is hilarious! Actually, every time I see my friend, she says she's a potato. But then again, she calls herself my Uncle Tim Bob Joe Shenikwa, so...

    I love this. I said it on Club Penguin, then I dressed up like a potato, and everyone thought I was crazy!

  2. I will beat you with a small child.

    This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! I am literally seeing myself laughing out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world.

    P.S. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4, regarding T-rexes being really dull and boring, are creative. Being creative is free, and apparently, so is seeking attention. Laugh out loud.

    Wait, would you be beating the guy with a small child, or are you beating the small child with a random guy? Something to think about.

    Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."

  3. Don't freak out, but my neighbor lives next to me.

    I said this in my third-grade science class at school. Nobody laughed. Everybody just stared at me.

    Forever alone.

    I love this so much! My friend gave me the weirdest look.

    As soon as I saw this, I had to text my friends. It's so funny!

  4. Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor, and pretend I'm a potato.

    Everybody thinks my friends and I are high, but we're just crazy loud and Scooby-Doo, but that's a different story.

    I'm obsessed with potatoes, so when I saw this, I laughed until I ran out of breath. My friends wouldn't be surprised if I said this to them.

    I used this on my mom and brother while they were watching a movie. They flipped out!

  5. Once, I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip.

    Really random. It reminds me of a kid in my class who said, "You know, one day I went to a farm and I saw super-speed pigs that are golden, but guess the best part! I saw a strawberry cow flying above me with its balls jiggling! I also tickled the cow!" After my classmate said that, I burst out laughing.

    I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him, but he was too busy laughing at Steve the snake.

    I can't stop laughing! I said this in Roblox, and people asked me if my parents ever take me to the ER!

  6. One time, I died but I got better.

    I'm dead right now. What prescription did you use? I mean, I tried everything: water, worms, and more stuff, yeah.

    Mr. Potato out.

    I tried that. About 21 people laughed. It's on YouTube. It's called...

    Laugh out loud, I told my friends this... They sent me paragraphs of haha... And also blew up my phone.

  7. Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.

    I love this. I'm doing a skit called Mismatched Blind Dates, and I'm definitely using this.

    I said this to my brother last year. Let's just say he is still laughing.

    How rude. Can't they get some beauty sleep!?

  8. Eat my pants!

    I'm pretty sure someone from either SpongeBob, iCarly, or Victorious has said it. I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!

    Eat my shorts is from The Breakfast Club.

    From The Simpsons, when Bart says, "Eat my shorts!"

  9. Have you seen my dog? He is 6 feet tall, hates heights, is brown, and thinks he's got swag.

    I said this to my mom, but instead, I asked, Have you seen Rocket? (my dog). He is about 1 foot tall and hates bananas. He is black, and I think he's got swag.

    This is the only one out of this list that actually made me laugh out loud.

    My best friend laughs every time I tell her this.

  10. Isn't it weird that pineapples never wear bikinis?

    And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!

    Yeah, and this will be my Facebook status. No, wait... Maybe number 5... Uh, both are hilarious, though.

    I saw you yesterday in a store.

    I noticed that too! Never go to Bikini Bottom.

    11. The Newcomers
  11. ?

    Is mayonnaise an instrument?

    No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish isn't an instrument either.

    Yes, it's closely related to the flute, and it's closely related to a magpie.

    No way. Tomato sauce is a smoothie, though.

  12. ?

    I thought I could teach the pencil box how to talk but.... I failed.

    I'm going to say this next time I'm in a crowd.

    13. The Contenders

  13. I eat babies

    Oh aye, baby, the OTHER other white meat! Baby, it's what's for dinner!

    "Little Baby's Ice Cream" - yep, the most horrific thing I've heard.

    I eat potatoes and banana-human hybrid babies!

  14. A giant baby head squished Obama.

    I have no words to describe my feelings.

  15. Can I sniff your butt?

    No, you're a person, not a dog. Sniffing butts is something dogs do, not humans.

  16. STOP LOOKING!! You cover yourself, STOP LOOKING!!!

    A boy did that to me when I was in fifth grade.

  17. Excuse me, everyone, I have the AIDS virus

  18. I like farting.

    Perfect. My dog is farting in the background.

  19. A balloon just flew out of my rear.

    One of my close friends said this to me, and now I know where she got it from. I was looking to see if there was something I could say back that is just as weird. Now I can.

    Haha, I literally laughed out loud, and my husband asked why. I told him what it said, and he thought I was dumb. Laugh out loud. Very funny for me!

    Laugh out loud, you have made my day.

  20. Allahu Akbar

    That means "God is the greatest." This is a post about weird lines to say to people. I guess "God is the greatest" is, in fact, a "weird" line for nonreligious people. Good one.

    This is a bit disrespectful, but something this random would still be very funny.

    Allahu Akbar means Allah is greater. Personally, I am Christian, but I still find this phrase amusing.

  21. Salty sticks of brilliance.

  22. Sometimes, I dream about cheese...

    I just split my sides. I'm looking for odd phrases for a dinner party game. Guests have to insert the phrase discreetly into the conversation without being found out, and this one, for some reason, just cracked me up!

    I like to lay in my bathtub with loads of cheese and tomatoes on my naked body, roll up in a nice tortilla wrap, and pretend I'm a chicken wrap.

    This is something from Half-Life. The rebels say it randomly.

  23. I like juggling teddy bears while breakdancing to the sound of a dishwasher.

    But let's be for real, doesn't everybody!?

  24. If guns don't kill people, but humans kill people, then toasters don't toast, toast toasts toast.

    If people kill people, not guns, then food heats up food, not microwaves.

    People don't eat the toast. The toast eats itself.

  25. I think I have forgotten how to breathe.

    I had also forgotten how to breathe up until two seconds ago.

    Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe.

  26. What is the difference between an orange? A bicycle, because pants have no sleeves.

    The answer can't be butter if sausages ate Donald Duck. In fact, burgers ate the letter red because of this.

    I shared this with a friend. He was like, "What? That doesn't even make sense!"

    I told my friend this... He just walked away...

  27. Compass is a microphone that can really eat things, ether.

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