Top Ten Things to Do On Saturdays

This is a list of the greatest things to do on Saturdays, and it happen to be Saturday today as well, Saturday, February 22, 2014.
The Top Ten
1 Play Video Games

Minecraft is still fun!

2 Play Games
3 Go Somewhere

London! Every single Saturday I shop, jog, go to the theatre and eat in the city of cities.

4 Watch TV

I do this sometimes on weekends.

5 Eat Snacks
6 Have a Party
7 Sleep In

On Friday nights, my body just drops as if it were dead. Free at last!

That's what Saturday is for!

I sleep in every Saturday!

8 Play Board Games
9 Relax

Yes, that's what you do all day!

10 Nothing
The Contenders
11 Fart

Not especially on a Saturday.

12 Go to a Strip Club
13 Play In Your Yard
14 Watch Sports

watching sports is the greatest cause of stress, watching sports is far more unnecessary stressful than normal ordinary stress, my family is divorce level division over petty football, I rather have no sports in my sovereign country than have a war from sports, watching sports makes the average person suicidal & separated from staying committed to/towards family friends & responsibilities. the average person develops alcoholism by watching sports & other addictions to/too, sportswashing normalized Satan & his children in the family household dividing everyone up by making family members cynical & apathetic leading to misunderstandings that end in domestic violence/abuse, true patriotism is never ever valuing sports above family friends, if I were president sportswashing would be a federal/state crime/offense & ban/outlaw sportswashing altogether, sports keep/keeps family divorced & divided n never deepening the bond between all individuals in the family

15 Do 100 Push-Ups
16 Go Fishing
17 Listen to Music

Well, I do this every day.

18 Stay Up Late

I do this all the time.

19 Stay Up All Night
20 Go to a Friend's House
21 Adopt a Dog or Cat
22 Go to a Graveyard
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