Top Ten Things You Hope a Girl Doesn't Say When You Give Her Flowers

The Top Ten

1 ACHOO!

2 I'm allergic

Pollen allergies suck. Trust me.

3 Ughh I hate you, you gave me the wrong plant

A big should think twice before he gives a nice flower to his girlfriend!

Ungrateful People: Season 1 Episode 1.

No, I got the wrong girl.

4 Thank you but no thank you

5 Daddy/Mommy kill him he gave me an ugly plant

RIP Boyfriend - Death by Ugly Flowers

Why would you be with this girl?

6 I prey I don't die by keeping this plant

7 I said a flower not a monster

A lot of women can't even appreciate that their boyfriends, fiances or spouses are giving them flowers. They expect their man to give them flowers, but as soon as a man give flowers to his lady lover, they refuse by making little things into a big deal.

8 I hate you

9 I'm happy

10 I have to go to the restroom

The Contenders

11 This is a generic gift

12 #Metoo

13 Bo-ring!

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