Top Ten Things You Would Never Want to Lick

1 A sweaty person's armpit

2 Dog crap

3 The Earth's core

4 Spark plug lubricant

5 Toilet

6 Bathroom floor

7 Hot stove top

8 All of the keys on the public library keyboards

9 Toilet flushing handle at Taco Bell

10 A cow's udder

The Contenders

11 Used automobile oil

12 A cockroach

13 Someone's dreadlocks

14 A crocodile

15 A pole in winter

Let's hope this never happens.

16 A pufferfish The Tetraodontidae are a family of primarily marine and estuarine fish of the order Tetraodontiformes.

17 Rat Poison

18 Your own butt

19 A power outlet

20 A bomb disguised

21 Lava

22 A chainsaw

23 My elbow

24 A pole

25 Face eating aliens from Fanboy and Chum Chum