Top 10 Worst Things to Be Magically Turned Into
The idea of magic is totally awesome, but the idea of magic being used against you it’s totally NOT awesome.One prime example/stereotype of magic is the power of turning an object into something else, which again, may sound very awesome, but you wouldn’t want that power being used against you.
So without further ado, here are some of the very worst objects that you could ever turn into.

Yuck! I would not appreciate people rubbing their butt on me, thank you!
-Gingerfur
P.S. I would vote poop too, but I didn't have enough votes.
Please, I don't want to have pee and poop in me from someone else's body, especially if they smear it all over me. YUCK!
The toilet. Not only would you have to handle you-know-whats and be sat on by people, but it would also be very boring standing in the bathroom/restroom all day.

Piñatas based on llamas may look cute, but if someone tried beating you up with a weapon in a game, that would have been extremely painful.
You will basically have your insides spill out as you watch in horror while you are shredded to bits.
If you turned into a piñata, just imagine all of these kids beating you with sharp objects such as baseball bats until they finally slice you in half for candy.

This one doesn't need much explanation. Not only would you be eaten, you would also be burned in an oven and frozen inside a refrigerator. If you were a cake or pizza, you would also have to deal with being sliced into pieces.
You get chewed on by someone, go into their body, come out as you-know-what, and then get flushed down the toilet. Sorry, this is gross, but that's what would happen if you were food.
You will get eaten. Even if you can talk, there's still a chance a certain fruit will annoy you to death, figuratively and literally.

Bubbles pop very quickly once someone or something touches them. If you were a bubble, you would die very quickly.
Another rather self-explanatory one. A simple tap or even airflow would be enough to kill.
So, I'm sensitive to everything, and it's the end of my world if I touch thorns or spikes.

Do I even need to explain this one? At least in regular boxing, you can fight back, but would you be able to if you were a punching bag?
With South Park-like blood and gore, it's indeed frightening to have that in my imagination.
Do I get to experience being a boxer if I turn into this? Experience the sheer pain?

Most babies cannot control themselves when it comes to going to the toilet. They just poop and pee in their diaper. I wouldn't want to be soaked in pee or weighed down by poop. Or soaked by poop, depending on what had been eaten. That's gross. Don't get turned into a diaper!
Yuck! I don't like getting peed on and smelling yuck, or feeling wet pee. I wouldn't like to be in a rubbish bin either!
Imagine it: your purpose is to be pooped or peed on and then left to sit that way in a trash can. Horrifying.

No, no, no. I don't want to rub off my skin onto some smelly kid's armpit.
Who wants to be rubbed against smelly armpits?
Smelling armpits and getting scraped on said armpit would be nauseating. This should be higher on the list.

If being hit by baseball bats and other spiky objects wasn't bad enough, imagine being kicked by 22 professional athletes for 90 minutes. Hitting the crossbar would also result in extra pain. Other sports balls would be painful, but the soccer ball is no different.
Imagine being a soccer ball in the MLS, with athletes at their peak kicking you very hard. Must be really painful.
I get kicked a lot in games (bad internet sometimes), so this would add to the pain.
Or even worse - school toilet paper. You are used (gross), thrown on the floor (gross), watch your fellow toilet paper pals die (traumatizing), and then get complaints about not being of high enough quality!
I don't think I need to explain this one.
Do we really need to be looking here?
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Elena Mukhina was tortured by the Soviet Union and forced to do things she didn't want to do. Tragically, she was only granted freedom after breaking her neck and becoming a quadriplegic.

Imagine being about to be turned into a beauty, a unicorn, or any animal or object of your choice, but the magic trick fails and you get cremated. This isn't a magical transformation. This is death. This is a badly burnt corpse. Death by burning is one of the worst ways to die.

Any musical instrument would be painful, but the drum is probably the worst one I can think of. You wouldn't want to get hit in the head repeatedly at a fast speed, especially by a really talented drummer like Dave Grohl or Neil Peart.
If you're lucky, you'd probably get used once by some kid, then put in a basement and forgotten about.
You should see Dave Grohl's drumming in Nirvana. Grohl is a beast at drumming, and you would not want to magically turn into his drum kit.
Bowling balls hitting you would be annoying.
That would be the worst. You would get hit by a bowling ball.

I... I can't even explain why I wouldn't want to be it. *shudders* It speaks for itself.
Yeah, I don't need to explain. Just... gross.
No further explanation on that...

This is probably worse than a nail because not only would you have to deal with being chopped quite a lot of the time, but you would also have to deal with being sawed in half and burned to make a fire go longer.
Ouch, that's probably the worst!
It would be worse if burnt under some sacred evil witchcraft ritual.

For most, it would only be torture for one day before you are sentenced to the washing machine. There are some (pretty gross) people who don't change their underwear every day, so their underwear has to deal with the sickening butt smell for ages.
I know people who know people who keep their underwear uncleaned for a month, and that's not going to be my future.
Perverts serve as an exception.

Why not any higher? I wouldn't like to be that disgusting brown stuff coming from a person's posterior and having part of me wiped onto a tissue and chucked into the toilet with the rest, just to be banished down it when flushed.
I will be stepped on and crushed by people who walk on the road.
That would be the worst. Then I would be flushed down the toilet and go down to the sewer.
I hate dog's breath. I'd rather do a hundred non-stop jumping jacks than be a dog toy for more than three seconds.
That would be the worst. Then I would be in my dog's mouth and chewed on.
You will get chewed over and over again. Not fun. It's painful.

Unless you're Rick Sanchez, being turned into a pickle would definitely be a terrible thing to happen to you.
No one before me commented on that? Strange...

At least you would get to fly for a while before you die.
The last thing you see is either a comet or a sharp pin.

Imagine being punched and beaten up by a bunch of bullies with a hammer to the point where you're on the ground and very unlikely to recover from it. That's exactly what it would feel like if you were a nail.
You are getting hammered. I mean, that's gonna hurt, right?

Let's get this to number one. I never want to be him.
Let's move him to the top of the list.

As much as I love Kenny McCormick from South Park, I wouldn't really want to turn into him. Plus, the idea of dying all the time would be extremely painful.
Dying every day would not be fun.
I need to spend 5 minutes before my life ends.
