Reasons Why Swearing is Better Than Earthquakes

I'm tired of the dumb comparison lists so I'm going to make one of these lists just to show how bad they are.

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The Top Ten

1 Swearing doesn't hurt people while earthquakes do

This list is not meant to be taken seriously but swearing only hurts you if you are an easily triggered baby

Plus, earthquakes can cause swearing, then you have to deal with both...

Oh no a swear word! *earthquake starts*

2 Swearing is cool

If you are cool you have to swear(This is just a joke because I don't swear)

See, I swear all the time (it’s a joke, don’t take it seriously)

3 Earthquakes aren't cool

4 Earthquakes are a natural disaster

5 Swearing isn't a natural disaster

6 People treat swearing as if it's murder

Well this reason is true.Some butthurt people think words are murder.

7 Earthquakes can murder people

And they usually do.

8 Most edgelords swear

9 Most edgelords don't cause hurricanes

10 This is a dumb comparison list just to show people how dumb these types of lists are and to trigger others.