Top Ten Made-Up Sentences That Will Make You Realize Basic Grammar and Spelling Are Important

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Trust me, I'm not a huge grammar Nazi, but basic grammar's necessary for a reason.

The Top Ten

1 I'd rather murder my best friend then murder my parents.

So you'd LIKE to murder your family and friends? - Turkeyasylum

Oh I didn't see that one at first - OnionLists

At least the pet is still alive - Nateawesomeness

The pet lives another day - shawnmccaul22

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2 Hell help me now.

Without an apostrophe, it's like you're asking for guidance from Hell. - Turkeyasylum

You think Satan will lend you a helping horn?

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3 Theres a reason education is important.

And there's also a reason apostrophes are important. - Turkeyasylum

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4 My sister slipped in a comma.

That's more pleasant than slipping into a period, I'm sure. - Turkeyasylum

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5 Remember guys, there is no I in happyness, so keep in mind being happy doesn't mean not sharing. V 1 Comment
6 Santa's slay is one of the most iconic things about Christmas.

Coming to a theatre near you, "Santa Claus, Dragon Slayer! "
Made by the same guy that directed "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" - ethanmeinster

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7 Your terrible.

Your terrible what? Your terrible grammar? - Turkeyasylum

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8 Almond tree school sucked thank God I graduate

This one's actually real, but I'm still putting it up because it teaches the fact that grammar's quite important. - Turkeyasylum

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9 Would you rather win or loose a game?

The secret third option is to tight a game. - Turkeyasylum

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10 You need to wait for the right time to have six.

Yes, because having six is way too much to handle. - Turkeyasylum

Yea,it will be bad two have six when your two young,do it when your old enough,its four your health,if you follow the instructions,you one a bowl of cereal I already eight - Nateawesomeness

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The Contenders

11 Let's eat Grandma!

Not made up but a good example - needs a comma between the eat and the grandma - OnionLists

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1. I'd rather murder my best friend then murder my parents.
2. Santa's slay is one of the most iconic things about Christmas.
3. Remember guys, there is no I in happyness, so keep in mind being happy doesn't mean not sharing.
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1. Hell help me now.
2. I'd rather murder my best friend then murder my parents.
3. Theres a reason education is important.
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