Top Ten Made-Up Sentences That Will Make You Realize Basic Grammar and Spelling Are ImportantTrust me, I'm not a huge grammar Nazi, but basic grammar's necessary for a reason.
The Top Ten
You'd murder you best friend and your family? Wow...
So you'd LIKE to murder your family and friends?
At least the pet is still alive
The pet lives another day
Without an apostrophe, it's like you're asking for guidance from Hell.
You think Satan will lend you a helping horn?
Yes,I need help,I want to face my fear of demons,p,z help meh
That's more pleasant than slipping into a period, I'm sure.
Oh no, she fell in a punctuation mark!
And their were 1000 ice cubes around her...just wow...
Coming to a theatre near you, "Santa Claus, Dragon Slayer! "
Made by the same guy that directed "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"
This list is hilarious!
Ya,I love it when he slays my milk and cookies
He murders the naughty kids and gives them coal... in their coffins.
And there's also a reason apostrophes are important.
Where,I want to catch it with my Pokemon,
Their is not an eye in words,so no ears too?
Your terrible what? Your terrible grammar?
My terrible? I don't have a terrible.
What about your terrible?
And your muhhamad
I have another one. "I love the smell of his colon when he walks by! "
Why... what...? I... I gotta stay away from you. *runs away*
This one's actually real, but I'm still putting it up because it teaches the fact that grammar's quite important.
Almond Tree School is my least favorite! That’s why I switched to Orange Tree School!
Ya,graduate is what Oi want In future
What in the world?
The secret third option is to tight a game.
I would like the fourth option,lose
I don't know what the spelling and grammar mistakes are.
Grammar Nazi's are trolls.
Too late! I had 6 chocolate cakes in the last 30 seconds.
Yes, because having six is way too much to handle.
How can I have a number?
Commas prevent cannibalism.