Top Ten Made-Up Sentences That Will Make You Realize Basic Grammar and Spelling Are Important

Turkeyasylum
Trust me, I'm not a huge grammar Nazi, but basic grammar's necessary for a reason.

The Top Ten

1 I'd rather murder my best friend then murder my parents.

So you'd LIKE to murder your family and friends? - Turkeyasylum

At least the pet is still alive - Nateawesomeness

The pet lives another day - shawnmccaul22

It’s sad that most people don’t see the mistake. It’s supposed to be THAN, not THEN. - Hermione_Granger220

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2 Hell help me now.

Without an apostrophe, it's like you're asking for guidance from Hell. - Turkeyasylum

You think Satan will lend you a helping horn?

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3 Theres a reason education is important.

And there's also a reason apostrophes are important. - Turkeyasylum

Where,I want to catch it with my Pokemon, - Nateawesomeness

EPIC FAIL - Martinglez

4 My sister slipped in a comma.

That's more pleasant than slipping into a period, I'm sure. - Turkeyasylum

Spelling mistake - Nateawesomeness

And their were 1000 ice cubes around her...just wow... - Nateawesomeness

5 Remember guys, there is no I in happyness, so keep in mind being happy doesn't mean not sharing.

Their is not an eye in words,so no ears too? - Nateawesomeness

6 Santa's slay is one of the most iconic things about Christmas.

This list is hilarious! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Coming to a theatre near you, "Santa Claus, Dragon Slayer! "
Made by the same guy that directed "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" - ethanmeinster

He murders the naughty kids and gives them coal... in their coffins. - Turkeyasylum

Ya,I love it when he slays my milk and cookies - Nateawesomeness

7 Your terrible.

Your terrible what? Your terrible grammar? - Turkeyasylum

What about your terrible?

And your muhhamad - Nateawesomeness

8 Almond tree school sucked thank God I graduate

This one's actually real, but I'm still putting it up because it teaches the fact that grammar's quite important. - Turkeyasylum

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9 Would you rather win or loose a game?

The secret third option is to tight a game. - Turkeyasylum

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10 You need to wait for the right time to have six.

Yes, because having six is way too much to handle. - Turkeyasylum

Too late! I had 6 chocolate cakes in the last 30 seconds. - lovefrombadlands

She's so "sixy" that I want to have six with her.

Yea,it will be bad two have six when your two young,do it when your old enough,its four your health,if you follow the instructions,you one a bowl of cereal I already eight - Nateawesomeness

The Contenders

11 Let's eat Grandma!

I have another one. "I love the smell of his colon when he walks by! "

HA! Classic! - LordDovahkiin

Lol! Classic. - Hermione_Granger220

12 I love the smell of his colon when he walks by!
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1. I'd rather murder my best friend then murder my parents.
2. Santa's slay is one of the most iconic things about Christmas.
3. Remember guys, there is no I in happyness, so keep in mind being happy doesn't mean not sharing.
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1. Hell help me now.
2. I'd rather murder my best friend then murder my parents.
3. Theres a reason education is important.
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