1 Chara falcon-punching Sans in the face so hard that it causes the entire galaxy to explode at the exact same time that Undyne erases history itself
2 An entire music video play summarizing how much of a psychopath Alphys really is
3 Alphys shrinking herself and going inside Undyne's mouth for vore-related purposes in front of a live audience
4 Alphys plotting to murder Mettaton in his sleep
The one scene where the dialogue actually matched its original counterpart word-for-word, and for good reason too.
"Mettaton's fanbase thinks he's a GOD...BUT HE'S AS MORTAL AS WE." - xandermartin98
5 Alphys brutally beating Chara to death with a nail bat
6 Alphys being driven literally insane by the Undertale fanbase
7 Alphys striking up a creepy conversation with her Mew Mew Kissy Cutie DVD case
8 Danny DeVito suddenly appearing out of nowhere just to call the readers "Undertale TREAAASH"
9 Alphys coming home to her vandalized True Lab and becoming so furious at Mettaton and Napstablook that she starts fantasizing about how she'll mutilate them
In case you couldn't tell yet...
yes, this whole story is basically one big parody of five of the best classic Ren & Stimpy episodes from Nickelodeon, namely:
Man's Best Friend
Sven Hoek (which this scene is obviously from)
Stimpy's Invention (with a bit of The Boy Who Cried Rat mixed in)
and of course, Space Madness - xandermartin98
10 Alphys and Undyne having anime roleplay sex with each other while trapped in a cage
11 Alphys holding her beloved Senpaice Cream bar tightly inbetween her feet
12 Alphys scooping up Undyne's poop into a ladle and laughing maniacally at it
13 Alphys daydreaming about being President and blowing up someone's house just for disagreeing with her about Mew Mew 2
14 Alphys going all the way up to Asgore's castle just to worship his feet
15 Asgore hugging Alphys so hard that it nearly crushes her skeleton
16 Alphys clutching her head in a fit of brain fever and screaming at the top of her lungs in agony
17 Alphys sprinkling dog food all over herself and being eaten alive by the Amalgamates
18 Alphys and Undyne having an orgy with the Amalgamates
19 Alphys literally "draining the lizard" all over Mettaton's laptop and causing the entire True Lab to explode from the resulting electrical short-circuit
20 Alphys forgetting what the word "kinky" means
21 Alphys shoving a feather duster up her crusty birth-hole and threatening to swing it at Undyne
22 Alphys tickling Asgore's feet with a feather chainsaw
23 Alphys creating a Hotland-themed puppet show and literally pulling Frisk's and Mettaton's strings
24 Mettaton and Napstablook scribbling evil facial hair and devil horns onto Alphys' anime DVD covers with permanent marker
25 Mettaton and Napstablook painting Alphys' Amalgamate droppings like Easter eggs
26 Alphys eating half of her Mew Mew Kissy Cutie DVD case and causing her mouth to bleed as a result
27 Alphys commenting on how much she loves to lick her beloved Senpaice Cream bar's "dreamy" center
28 Alphys making a god-awful pun about the "grinding" system in JRPGs while Undyne grinds her in between her teeth
29 Alphys letting out an awkward sexual moan while clinging to the roof of Undyne's mouth and being full-body licked by her tongue
30 An anonymous user of the Undertale fanbase commenting that he wants Mettaton and Napstablook to melt themselves together into an Amalgamate and rape each other
31 An anonymous user of the Undertale fanbase commenting that he's gay and would still fornicate passionately with Alphys, as well as worship her tail and feet
32 Reaper Bird eating Napstablook's vomit off of the ground and puking it up into Snowdrake's Mother's Vegetoid mouths
33 Endogeny shooting snowballs from his mouth at such extreme velocity that it literally busts gaping holes through the walls
34 Alphys being told by Undyne that she needs to lay off the space weed and then yelling "BACK OFF, MAN!"
35 Alphys hypocritically calling Mettaton a "blind, silly little fool"
36 Papyrus ranting angrily about how much of a dirty, filthy liar Alphys is during his musical performance
37 Alphys attempting to lie about her internal motive for worshipping Asgore's feet while she's busy doing so
38 Alphys claiming that with her hands, she holds the fate of millions
39 Mettaton and Napstablook pouring and smearing dirt all over Alphys' floor, then sprinkling glitter on top of the mess
40 Alphys eating a cereal called "Weeab-O's"
41 Asgore literally giving Alphys money as a reward for worshipping his feet
42 An anoymous user of the Undertale fanbase commenting that he wants Alphys to inflate herself and make herself even fatter for his amusement
43 An anonymous user of the Undertale fanbase commenting "TORIEL'S LEFT LEG"
44 An anonymous user of the Undertale fanbase commenting that he wants Mettaton to give him a "thighjob"
45 An anonymous user of the Undertale fanbase commenting that he wants Alphys and Undyne to melt themselves together into an Amalgamate and rape each other
46 An anonymous user of the Undertale fanbase commenting "man, if Alphys secretly had a sexual relationship with the Amalgamates, would that be messed-up or what?"
47 Alphys flawlessly replicating Ren Höek's evil laugh
48 Alphys realizing how easily she could end the "farce" that Mettaton's new show clearly is by snapping his neck
49 Chara begging Alphys for mercy
50 Sans yelling "WATASHI WA SHINEN! SHINENNNZUUU!!!"