Top 10 Moments from The Undertale Fanfic "Alphys Höek"

The Top Ten

1 Chara falcon-punching Sans in the face so hard that it causes the entire galaxy to explode at the exact same time that Undyne erases history itself
2 An entire music video play summarizing how much of a psychopath Alphys really is
3 Alphys shrinking herself and going inside Undyne's mouth for vore-related purposes in front of a live audience
4 Alphys plotting to murder Mettaton in his sleep

The one scene where the dialogue actually matched its original counterpart word-for-word, and for good reason too.

"Mettaton's fanbase thinks he's a GOD...BUT HE'S AS MORTAL AS WE." - xandermartin98

5 Alphys brutally beating Chara to death with a nail bat
6 Alphys being driven literally insane by the Undertale fanbase
7 Alphys striking up a creepy conversation with her Mew Mew Kissy Cutie DVD case
8 Danny DeVito suddenly appearing out of nowhere just to call the readers "Undertale TREAAASH"
9 Alphys coming home to her vandalized True Lab and becoming so furious at Mettaton and Napstablook that she starts fantasizing about how she'll mutilate them

In case you couldn't tell yet...

yes, this whole story is basically one big parody of five of the best classic Ren & Stimpy episodes from Nickelodeon, namely:

Stimpy's Fanclub
Man's Best Friend
Sven Hoek (which this scene is obviously from)
Stimpy's Invention (with a bit of The Boy Who Cried Rat mixed in)
and of course, Space Madness - xandermartin98

10 Alphys and Undyne having anime roleplay sex with each other while trapped in a cage

The Contenders

11 Alphys holding her beloved Senpaice Cream bar tightly inbetween her feet
12 Alphys scooping up Undyne's poop into a ladle and laughing maniacally at it
13 Alphys daydreaming about being President and blowing up someone's house just for disagreeing with her about Mew Mew 2
14 Alphys going all the way up to Asgore's castle just to worship his feet
15 Asgore hugging Alphys so hard that it nearly crushes her skeleton
16 Alphys clutching her head in a fit of brain fever and screaming at the top of her lungs in agony
17 Alphys sprinkling dog food all over herself and being eaten alive by the Amalgamates
18 Alphys and Undyne having an orgy with the Amalgamates
19 Alphys literally "draining the lizard" all over Mettaton's laptop and causing the entire True Lab to explode from the resulting electrical short-circuit
20 Alphys forgetting what the word "kinky" means
21 Alphys shoving a feather duster up her crusty birth-hole and threatening to swing it at Undyne
22 Alphys tickling Asgore's feet with a feather chainsaw
23 Alphys creating a Hotland-themed puppet show and literally pulling Frisk's and Mettaton's strings
24 Mettaton and Napstablook scribbling evil facial hair and devil horns onto Alphys' anime DVD covers with permanent marker
25 Mettaton and Napstablook painting Alphys' Amalgamate droppings like Easter eggs
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