Top Ten Nerd Pickup Lines

The Top Ten

1 Your eyes sparkle like the wings of Eldrytch, pixie queen of Magythia

Haha, I really liked this one!

2 Hey baby! Let's have my mom drive us to the comic book store

I don't think all nerds necessarily love comic books. Science and General Knowledge Books instead could be the more defining characterstics of a nerd (As I believe so... )

3 I wish I had an action figure of you...

Haha the action figure of me would be asleep a lot!

4 Let's get together for a Vulcan mind meld

5 If you were a triangle you would be acute

There's no pick up lines like nerd pick up lines...

6 Haven't we battled before at a dungeons and dragons tournament?

7 Asrhgrfgdfgsfbdg. That's Klingon for you "sparkle."

8 I sure am glad you use proper grammar!

9 How much should I pay you to go out with me?

A german shepard, a beagle, two cats, a lifetime supply of donuts, and one thousand dollars.

10 I couldn't live without you. I also couldn't live without pi.

The Contenders

11 Are you a malignent tumor, because I can't get you out of my head

12 The gray little cells in my medulla oblongata steam like crazy whenever my retina perceives you.

13 Even the great Pokemon champion Cynthia in all her majesty does not compare to the glory that I see before me

14 If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

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