Top Ten Notices to Have Tattooed On Your Buttocks


The Top Ten

1 Open to the Public

I'm sure the person in question will have fun explaining this one to their partner and/or children. - keycha1n

This list is so hilarious! - bobbythebrony

2 Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted

Haha this list is very funny - keyson

3 Traffic Jam Ahead
4 Open 24/7

Ha! Very funny list. - RockStarr

5 30 MPH Speed Limit

You exceed the speed limit, you put everyone's lives at risk. - PositronWildhawk

6 Here lies Fluffy. A much loved pet gerbil.
8 Area Monitored By Surveillance Cameras
9 Lost Property
10 Please Drive Carefully

This is funny! Incredible list Britgirl! Never disappoints us! - JaysTop10List

The Contenders

11 Insert Here
12 Enter at Own Risk
13 Private Personnel Only
14 If You Can't See My Mirrors, I Can't See You
15 Enter Your PIN

The PIN code is 6969.

16 Caution: Highly Flammable
17 Pressure Gauge Must Not Exceed Red Area
18 Do Not Fill With Helium

Yes, because you don't want your butt to be filled with helium, because god knows what will happen next... - kaitlynrad11

This is crazily funny! Thank you! - Britgirl

19 Unloading Bay
20 Wide Load
21 Don't End Up Like Me. Eat Less Fat.
22 Soundproof Area

Haha! Are you serious?! Thank you to the genius who added this! - Britgirl

23 Store In a Cool, Dry Place
24 Fierce Animal Lives Here
25 This Seat is Taken
26 Hard Hat Area
27 Restricted Area
28 Please Use Front Entrance
29 May Contain Nuts

Haha who added this?!?! Haha thank yooo! - Britgirl

30 To Amy, With Love
31 Exit Only
32 Open Mon - Fri
33 Recycled Paper
34 Enter Your Password

As a prostate examiner, I have administrative rights to pass. - PositronWildhawk

35 Handle With Care
36 Fragile
37 No Dive-Bombing
38 If Your Name's Not Down, You're Not Coming In
39 Strictly Members Only
40 Like What You See?
41 Blasting Zone

Oh, come on, this is beyond hilarious! - PositronWildhawk

42 Hazardous Materials
43 Gone for Lunch
44 No Parking After 6:00 PM
45 Stop, Look, and Listen
46 Free Admission to Proctologists
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Top Remixes

1. Open 24/7
2. Traffic Jam Ahead
1. 30 MPH Speed Limit
2. Here lies Fluffy. A much loved pet gerbil.
3. Open to the Public
1. Private Personnel Only
2. If You Can't See My Mirrors, I Can't See You
3. Caution: Highly Flammable


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