Top Ten Notices to Have Tattooed On Your Buttocks
The Top Ten
1 Open to the Public
I'm sure the person in question will have fun explaining this one to their partner and/or children.
2 Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted
3 Traffic Jam Ahead
4 Open 24/7
5 30 MPH Speed Limit
You exceed the speed limit, you put everyone's lives at risk.
6 Private Personnel Only
7 Here lies Fluffy. A much loved pet gerbil.
8 Caution: Highly Flammable
9 If You Can't See My Mirrors, I Can't See You
10 OUT OF ORDER
The Newcomers
? Shake Well Before Use
? Keep Out of Reach of Children
The Contenders
11 Pressure Gauge Must Not Exceed Red Area
12 Do Not Fill With Helium
Yes, because you don't want your butt to be filled with helium, because god knows what will happen next...
This is crazily funny! Thank you!
13 Area Monitored By Surveillance Cameras
14 Lost Property
15 Please Drive Carefully
This is funny! Incredible list Britgirl! Never disappoints us!
16 Insert Here
17 Enter at Own Risk
18 Wide Load
19 Enter Your PIN
20 Unloading Bay
21 Don't End Up Like Me. Eat Less Fat.
22 Store In a Cool, Dry Place
23 Fierce Animal Lives Here
24 This Seat is Taken
25 Soundproof Area
Haha! Are you serious?! Thank you to the genius who added this!
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