Top Ten Most Obscene Sounding Names for Innocent Things

The Top Ten

Nut Butter Nut Butter Product Image
Dongle Dongle Product Image

Your anus? Humans will be on your-anus one day... (PS. Auto correct doesn't let me spell it like I want) - Metal_Treasure

Penal Colony
Manhole Cover Manhole Cover Product Image
Spotted Dick

There's also a product called "Microwaveable Spotted Dick / Sponge Pudding". - Metal_Treasure

Nothing to do with Morgan Freeman.

Silicone Caulk Silicone Caulk Product Image
Great Tit

At least it sounds like a compliment - Metal_Treasure

Dildo, Newfoundland

Dildo is an old community in Canada that wasn't named for the sex toy. If I correctly remember dildo is a component of a boat or boat engine. There are pretty funny road signs related to this community, such as "Entering Dildo, "Dildo Run Provincial Park", and "Dildo Trading Post". - Metal_Treasure

The Contenders

Cumin Chicken
Camel Balls (Bubble Gum)

Promotional slogan: "Bubble Gum, Camel Balls, Extra Sour, Liquid Filled" - Metal_Treasure

Slippery Dick
Bearded Tit

I bet you didn't expect to see a beautiful bird! - Metal_Treasure

Butt Drugs, Inc.

A pharmacy in the US - Metal_Treasure

Paula Deen Butt Massage

A seasoning to rub on "any pork butt (even beef brisket)" - Metal_Treasure

Creamy White Finishing Sauce
Blue-Footed Booby

It's so cute and innocent - Metal_Treasure

Horny Toad

Are you still dating that horny toad? (the Horny Toad is actually an animal - it looks like a frog with horns) - Metal_Treasure

Dildo Run Provincial Park
Cock Polishing Services

A UK company - Metal_Treasure

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