Top Ten Signs You're Addicted to Pokemon

The Top Ten

1 You throw a baseball at a wild animal thinking you can catch it

A wild seagull appeared! You threw a baseball! It's super effective!

I choose you, random flying bird-oh wait, I think I killed it.

2 You hold your cell phone up at a wild animal expecting Pokedex to tell you what kind of Pokemon it is

3 You paint your pet turtle blue and name it "Squirtle"

4 You command a turtle to use water gun against a frog

If I see somebody do this I'll die of laughter

5 You see a fox and yell "Hey look! a Fennekin!"

6 You tell your sister to make Pokepuffs

7 You name your son Ash or Clemont and your daughter Bonnie or Sarina

That's it. If I had twins of the opposite gender I would name them Clemont and Bonnie. Because why not?

If ever I name my son Ash, that would be the biggest proof I'm addicted to Pokemon.

8 You go to city hall to change your name to Ash

9 You've completed a Pokedex in one of the games

10 You take a trip to Africa and when you get out you say "Hello Kalos Reigon!"

The Contenders

11 You give your pets "potions" that are just drinks when they're sick

12 You name your kid Pikachu

13 You buy a cat and name it "Meowth"

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