Top 10 Quotes From Botnik Studio's "Harry Potter and What Looked Like A Large Pile of Ash"

Don't worry, fellow writers. You're never being replaced by predictive text AIs. On a side note, this was confusing. On yet another side note, there are so many more I need to add.

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The Top Ten

1 "Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family."

I think this list is what the books would have been like if Rowling was high while writing them.

"Underestimate the size of this cannibal.."

-IRIS

2 "Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind him. He felt a great overreaction. He tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest."

Ah, yes. Whenever I get an overreaction, I always tear out my eyeballs and throw them.

3 "The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a giant bullfrog. Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: 'You are Hagrid now'"

4 "Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer."

5 "The password was "BEEF WOMEN!" Hermione cried."

6 "Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded."

7 "'I think it's okay if you like me,' said one Death Eater."

8 "Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall."

9 "Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself."

10 "The only sounds drifting from Hagrid's hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture."

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