Top Ten Random Things to Find If You Dug a Deep Hole In Your Backyard

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The Top Ten

1 Corpse

How did my dog bury this? - Shinytyphlosion

2 Your Graduation Certificate

Umm... Why did you put it there in the first place? Wait, if it wasn't you then who put that thing there? - Kiteretsunu

3 Dynamite

Well, who knows what my dogs may have hidden over the years? - PositronWildhawk

Well, you should know how to handle this thing, or maybe call the experts. - Kiteretsunu

4 Naked Mole Rat Naked Mole Rat The naked mole-rat, also known as the sand puppy, is a burrowing rodent native to parts of East Africa. It is closely related to the blesmols and is the only species in the genus Heterocephalus of the family Heterocephalidae.

I bet that won't be good thing to see, if their entire colony resides in your backyard. - Kiteretsunu

5 Granite Rocks

That means there is water underneath it. Congrats, you dug a well! - Kiteretsunu

6 Nintendo 3DS

I am NEVER burying mine. ONE WORD: Pokemon - N64Dude

It would be the best thing if it worked. - funnyuser

7 A Secret Government-Run Laboratory

Congratulations. Your backyard is now property of the Illuminati. - ethanmeinster

8 Remote Control Car

Congrats, you hit a jackpot! - Kiteretsunu

9 Broken Alarm Clock
10 Rotten Burger

... That would be me. I buried it. Sorry it was you who found it! - Britgirl

Wonder what is this thing doing here... - Kiteretsunu

The Contenders

11 A Civilization of Moles

I'm a human dictator to moles

12 Dead Rat
13 A Particle Accelerator

Your hole became a black hole - ethanmeinster

14 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

That would be horrible to find Justin Bieber in your back yard - rocknrollhorselover

He would be there if someone hated him so they buried him there - PatrickStar

Quickly refill the hole - Money1208

Who wouldn’t

15 Unexploded WWII Bomb

No, you are now a killed civilian of WWII - yatharthb

Your yard is a piece of history! - funnyuser

16 Illuminati

Hey, it wanted to, so, it buried itself so it could not get talked about anymore... smart piece of paper. - funnyuser

17 SpongeBob

Well that's not very F.U. N (you know, the song? ) - Poptropica

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, PATRICK!

18 Underground Metal/Rock Concert

Well, hello Hammerfall. What are you doing in my backyard, underground? - Merilille

New meaning to "underground". - Elina

19 Glenn Miller

Unless You Live in Chattanooga

20 Silicon-Based Life

Hmm... interesting... - Rocko

21 A Dinosaur Fossil

Would be epic if you discovered a new species of dinosaur by the fossil and it would be named after you :D - Lunala

22 Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was a Saudi Arabian-born stateless terrorist. He was a founder of al-Qaeda, the organization that claimed responsibility for the September 11 attacks on the United States, along with numerous other mass-casualty attacks against civilian and military targets worldwide. ...read more.

Oh hey, I thought you were enjoying your 72 virgins? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

23 Hell

Oh hi Satan, please don't drag me down wait WHAT NO! *gets dragged down to Hell* - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Oops, let's just bury it up again.
{Soil burns instantly}
Oh, I guess it's time to move, like right now! - ethanmeinster

24 A Time Capsule

This would be interesting to find. - Lunala

25 A Dildo

It was all flappys and dangling when I found it

26 Big Brother Big Brother Big Brother is a reality game show franchise created by John de Mol, originally broadcast in the Netherlands and subsequently syndicated internationally.

OK, How Would a T.V. Show Fit in Your Backyard?

27 Your Whole School
28 Christmas Gifts

I would open them quickly - JaysTop10List

29 Some Dirt
30 Leprechauns

Did they wonder over the rainbow to a pot of gold and lived in a hole. - funnyuser

This Would Happen in Ireland

Eh, Thanks For Savin' Me Laddy.

31 Your Ex's Underwear

That would be really nasty - rocknrollhorselover

32 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.
33 Your Mom
34 Naked Ladies
35 A Drill Sergeant
36 Johnny Test
37 A Mine
38 A Shoe with 100 pictures of Nicki Minaj

By far the worst person ever, such a hypocrite.

Well They're not a Nicki Minaj fan... - Turkeyasylum

39 A Suitcase Full of 100 Dollar Bills

That would be the best thing ever - N64Dude

It would be the best thing ever - rocknrollhorselover

40 An Ugly Man

Me: What is Trump doing in my backyard - Lunala

41 Fred Flintstone Fred Flintstone Frederick "Fred" Flintstone, is the main character of the animated sitcom The Flintstones, which aired during prime-time on ABC during the original series' run from 1960 to 1966. Fred is the husband of Wilma Flintstone and father of Pebbles Flintstone.
42 A Winning Lotto Ticket That Hasn't Been Redeemed

I'm rich! Oh wait it is only $2

43 A Pink Cup Filled with Vodka and Yogurt
44 Snakes
45 E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial Video Game Cartridge

AVGN Would Hate to Find This in His Backyard

46 A Portal
47 Plastic Spyro Toy
48 PositronWildhawk of TheTopTens
49 Treasure Chest
50 Animal Remains

Found some yesterday.
Some spine and bit of rib.
What is dog doing while I'm at school? - Flamesofsilver

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1. Corpse
2. A Secret Government-Run Laboratory
3. A Civilization of Moles
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1. Granite Rocks
2. Corpse
3. Your Graduation Certificate
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1. Corpse
2. Your Graduation Certificate
3. Nintendo 3DS
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