Top Ten Random Things to Find If You Dug a Deep Hole In Your Backyard


The Top Ten

1 Corpse
2 Naked Mole Rat Naked Mole Rat The naked mole-rat, also known as the sand puppy, is a burrowing rodent native to parts of East Africa. It is closely related to the blesmols and is the only species in the genus Heterocephalus of the family Heterocephalidae.

I bet that won't be good thing to see, if their entire colony resides in your backyard. - Kiteretsunu

3 Your Graduation Certificate

Umm... Why did you put it there in the first place? Wait, if it wasn't you then who put that thing there? - Kiteretsunu

4 Granite Rocks

That means there is water underneath it. Congrats, you dug a well! - Kiteretsunu

5 A Secret Government-Run Laboratory

Congratulations. Your backyard is now property of the Illuminati. - ethanmeinster

6 Dynamite

Well, who knows what my dogs may have hidden over the years? - PositronWildhawk

Well, you should know how to handle this thing, or maybe call the experts. - Kiteretsunu

7 Remote Control Car

Congrats, you hit a jackpot! - Kiteretsunu

8 A Civilization of Moles

I'm a human dictator to moles

9 Broken Alarm Clock
10 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

That would be horrible to find Justin Bieber in your back yard - rocknrollhorselover

He would be there if someone hated him so they buried him there - PatrickStar

Quickly refill the hole - Money1208

Who wouldn’t

The Contenders

11 Rotten Burger

... That would be me. I buried it. Sorry it was you who found it! - Britgirl

Wonder what is this thing doing here... - Kiteretsunu

12 Nintendo 3DS

I am NEVER burying mine. ONE WORD: Pokemon - N64Dude

It would be the best thing if it worked. - funnyuser

13 Unexploded WWII Bomb

No, you are now a killed civilian of WWII - yatharthb

Your yard is a piece of history! - funnyuser

14 Illuminati

Hey, it wanted to, so, it buried itself so it could not get talked about anymore... smart piece of paper. - funnyuser

15 SpongeBob


Well that's not very F.U. N (you know, the song? ) - Poptropica

16 Underground Metal/Rock Concert

Well, hello Hammerfall. What are you doing in my backyard, underground? - Merilille

New meaning to "underground". - Elina

17 Dead Rat
18 Glenn Miller

Unless You Live in Chattanooga

19 Silicon-Based Life

Hmm... interesting... - Rocko

20 A Dinosaur Fossil

Would be epic if you discovered a new species of dinosaur by the fossil and it would be named after you :D - Lunala

21 Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was a Saudi Arabian-born stateless terrorist. He was a founder of al-Qaeda, the organization that claimed responsibility for the September 11 attacks on the United States, along with numerous other mass-casualty attacks against civilian and military targets worldwide. more.

Oh hey, I thought you were enjoying your 72 virgins? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

22 Hell

Oh hi Satan, please don't drag me down wait WHAT NO! *gets dragged down to Hell* - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Oops, let's just bury it up again.
{Soil burns instantly}
Oh, I guess it's time to move, like right now! - ethanmeinster

23 A Time Capsule

This would be interesting to find. - Lunala

24 A Dildo

It was all flappys and dangling when I found it

25 Big Brother Big Brother Big Brother is a reality game show franchise created by John de Mol, originally broadcast in the Netherlands and subsequently syndicated internationally.

OK, How Would a T.V. Show Fit in Your Backyard?

26 Your Whole School
27 Christmas Gifts

I would open them quickly - JaysTop10List

28 100,000 Dollars

my dream

29 Some Dirt
30 Leprechauns

Did they wonder over the rainbow to a pot of gold and lived in a hole. - funnyuser

This Would Happen in Ireland

Eh, Thanks For Savin' Me Laddy.

31 A Particle Accelerator

Your hole became a black hole - ethanmeinster

32 Your Ex's Underwear

That would be really nasty - rocknrollhorselover

33 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.
34 Your Mom
35 Naked Ladies
36 A Drill Sergeant
37 Johnny Test
38 A Mine
39 A Shoe with 100 pictures of Nicki Minaj

By far the worst person ever, such a hypocrite.

Well They're not a Nicki Minaj fan... - Turkeyasylum

40 A Suitcase Full of 100 Dollar Bills

That would be the best thing ever - N64Dude

It would be the best thing ever - rocknrollhorselover

41 An Ugly Man

Me: What is Trump doing in my backyard - Lunala

42 Fred Flintstone Fred Flintstone Frederick "Fred" Flintstone, is the main character of the animated sitcom The Flintstones, which aired during prime-time on ABC during the original series' run from 1960 to 1966. Fred is the husband of Wilma Flintstone and father of Pebbles Flintstone.
43 A Winning Lotto Ticket That Hasn't Been Redeemed

I'm rich! Oh wait it is only $2

44 A Pink Cup Filled with Vodka and Yogurt
45 Snakes
46 E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial Video Game Cartridge

AVGN Would Hate to Find This in His Backyard

47 A Portal
48 Plastic Spyro Toy
49 PositronWildhawk of TheTopTens
50 Treasure Chest
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