Top Ten Random Things to Say After Saying the Phrase "May I Have Your Attention Please"
I knew this was gonna be number 1. - nintendofan126
If I ever become principal of a school, this is the first thing I will do
We're gonna have a problem here.
Imagine just hearing that on the announcement speakers.
Oh yeah, and if she has a hundred bucks in her pocket, that's mine. I want my money back. - Turkeyasylum
In the words of Patrick. - Garythesnail
That must be brave of you to admit that...
I think he will be screaming in pain and will fall on the floor crying - Toucan
Just go to the ER
Sucks for you,man.But I'm kinda in the same situation,so. - Elina
Well, who knows what really happened to Captain Oates? - PositronWildhawk
They all lost their virginity in the International Space Station.
You're awesome if you know what I'm referencing - bobbythebrony
I actually am I huge fan of Justin Bieber, so that is true.
Perfect prank for your workers!
This is the 14th most popular thing people say? Not the people on these websites...
Don't say that to any TopTenner.
Nobody's doing it with you then
Imagine if a woman said this...
Whoever says this is brave. - shawnmccaul22
Yep that garimtes u got massiv balls though
Oh, me too! Though I'm Jeff the Killer!
Once you're older, you'll know better.
I'm sorry. - Rocko
Put it on your hand and lick it off!
But I wasn't trying to say Donald Trump's
Haha so funny...SARCASAM - ONHOLIDAY
Try it steamed.
LOL funniest one on here!
Lol hear this on the school announcements.
Lol, imagine you're in the office, is a boy, and is told this. Awkward!
Welp, you are crazy to say that.