Top Ten Random Things to Say After Saying the Phrase "May I Have Your Attention Please"

The Top Ten Random Things to Say After Saying the Phrase "May I Have Your Attention Please"

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I knew this was gonna be number 1. - nintendofan126

If I ever become principal of a school, this is the first thing I will do

We're gonna have a problem here.

Lol šŸ˜‚
Imagine just hearing that on the announcement speakers.

If you smell something foul. that's the dead hooker in my trunk

Oh yeah, and if she has a hundred bucks in her pocket, that's mine. I want my money back. - Turkeyasylum

I have to go to the bathroom

In the words of Patrick. - Garythesnail


I think I broke my penis

That must be brave of you to admit that...

I think he will be screaming in pain and will fall on the floor crying - Toucan

Just go to the ER

I am required by law to tell you all that I am a sex offender
Where are the country girls at?
I have a love that I will never obtain. Please hug me?

Sucks for you,man.But I'm kinda in the same situation,so. - Elina

I am doing a survey. How many of you lost your virginity in Antarctica?

Well, who knows what really happened to Captain Oates? - PositronWildhawk

They all lost their virginity in the International Space Station.

I hate lobsters!
Why did the chicken cross the road to France? Because It wasn't a turkey and you see, a chicken is not a turkey or a Turk, It's a chicken! A French hen!

You're awesome if you know what I'm referencing - bobbythebrony

The Newcomers

? I put a kid in this bag.

The Contenders

I'm a huge fan of Justin Bieber

I actually am I huge fan of Justin Bieber, so that is true.

Perfect prank for your workers!

This is the 14th most popular thing people say? Not the people on these websites...

Don't say that to any TopTenner.

Pepe has come home
My penis is considerably small

Nobody's doing it with you then

Imagine if a woman said this...

Whoever says this is brave. - shawnmccaul22

Yep that garimtes u got massiv balls though

My name is Jeff

Oh, me too! Though I'm Jeff the Killer!

Someone stole my toast, now I don't have anything to put my jam on.

Once you're older, you'll know better.
I'm sorry. - Rocko

Put it on your hand and lick it off!

That's not how you spell Donald Trump

But I wasn't trying to say Donald Trump's


What are those?

Haha so funny...SARCASAM - ONHOLIDAY

Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up
I hate broccoli!

Try it steamed.

I farted
Undertale is one of my top five favorite games of all time!
Why are you all here?
If ya smell what the rock is cooking
Sonic 06 was a good game!
I like turtles
Recess is 1 hour longer and school is 2 hours shorter
Mamma Mia! Here I go again!

LOL funniest one on here!

Damn Daniel
I smell like beef
Cause I love you
I'm pregnant


This dude stole my cookie
Dear Princess Celestia
Read a Book!
Hello Everyone as You Know I Just Had Sex with Marilyn Manson!

Lol hear this on the school announcements.

I had a dream about you telling me I say too many random things potatoes potatoes potatoes
Be quiet!!! Iā€™m putting my pants on!!!
I married Justin Bieber
Will the men in the office please take their pants off?

Lol, imagine you're in the office, is a boy, and is told this. Awkward!

I am dating Nicki Minaj

Welp, you are crazy to say that.

There is a surgery on my toe
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