Top Ten Random Things to Say After Saying the Phrase "May I Have Your Attention Please"

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The Top Ten

1 Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I knew this was gonna be number 1. - nintendofan126

If I ever become principal of a school, this is the first thing I will do

We're gonna have a problem here.

*Eminem stands*
I MEAN THE REAL SLIM SHADY
But...I made him up...
EMINEM! - lovefrombadlands

2 If you smell something foul. that's the dead hooker in my trunk

Oh yeah, and if she has a hundred bucks in her pocket, that's mine. I want my money back. - Turkeyasylum

3 I have to go to the bathroom

In the words of Patrick. - Garythesnail

4 I think I broke my penis

I think he will be screaming in pain and will fall on the floor crying - Toucan

That must be brave of you to admit that...

5 I am required by law to tell you all that I am a sex offender
6 Where are the country girls at?
7 I have a love that I will never obtain. Please hug me?

Sucks for you,man.But I'm kinda in the same situation,so. - Elina

8 I am doing a survey. How many of you lost your virginity in Antarctica?

Well, who knows what really happened to Captain Oates? - PositronWildhawk

They all lost their virginity in the International Space Station.

9 I hate lobsters!
10 Why did the chicken cross the road to France? Because It wasn't a turkey and you see, a chicken is not a turkey or a Turk, It's a chicken! A French hen!

You're awesome if you know what I'm referencing - bobbythebrony

The Contenders

11 Pepe has come home
12 My penis is considerably small

Imagine if a woman said this...

Whoever says this is brave. - shawnmccaul22

Yep that garimtes u got massiv balls though

13 My name is Jeff

Oh, me too! Though I'm Jeff the Killer!

14 That's not how you spell Donald Trump
15 Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up
16 I hate broccoli!

Try it steamed.

17 I farted
18 I'm a huge fan of Justin Bieber

This is the 14th most popular thing people say? Not the people on these websites...

Don't say that to any TopTenner.

19 Undertale is one of my top five favorite games of all time!
20 Someone stole my toast, now I don't have anything to put my jam on.

Put it on your hand and lick it off!

21 Why are you all here?
22 If ya smell what the rock is cooking
23 Sonic 06 was a good game!
24 I like turtles
25 Recess is 1 hour longer and school is 2 hours shorter

YES! - lovefrombadlands

26 No.
27 Mamma Mia! Here I go again!
28 Damn Daniel
29 What are those?

Haha so funny...SARCASAM - ONHOLIDAY

30 I smell like beef
31 Cause I love you
32 I'm pregnant
33 This dude stole my cookie
34 Dear Princess Celestia
35 Read a Book!
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1. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
2. If you smell something foul. that's the dead hooker in my trunk
3. I have to go to the bathroom
nintendofan126
1. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
2. I have to go to the bathroom
3. If you smell something foul. that's the dead hooker in my trunk
bobbythebrony
1. If you smell something foul. that's the dead hooker in my trunk
2. I am required by law to tell you all that I am a sex offender
3. I have a love that I will never obtain. Please hug me?
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