Top Ten Random Things to Say After Saying the Phrase "May I Have Your Attention Please"

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The Top Ten

1 Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? V 3 Comments
2 If you smell something foul. that's the dead hooker in my trunk

Oh yeah, and if she has a hundred bucks in her pocket, that's mine. I want my money back. - Turkeyasylum

3 I have to go to the bathroom

In the words of Patrick. - Garythesnail

4 I think I broke my penis

I think he will be screaming in pain and will fall on the floor crying - Toucan

That must be brave of you to admit that...

5 I am required by law to tell you all that I am a sex offender
6 Where are the country girls at?
7 I have a love that I will never obtain. Please hug me? V 1 Comment
8 I am doing a survey. How many of you lost your virginity in Antarctica?

Well, who knows what really happened to Captain Oates? - PositronWildhawk

They all lost their virginity in the International Space Station.

9 I hate lobsters!
10 Why did the chicken cross the road to France? Because It wasn't a turkey and you see, a chicken is not a turkey or a Turk, It's a chicken! A French hen!

You're awesome if you know what I'm referencing - bobbythebrony

The Newcomers

? This dude stole my cookie

The Contenders

11 My penis is considerably small V 3 Comments
12 My name is Jeff

Oh, me too! Though I'm Jeff the Killer!

13 That's not how you spell Donald Trump
14 Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up
15 I hate broccoli!

Try it steamed.

16 I farted
17 Pepe has come home
18 I'm a huge fan of Justin Bieber

This is the 14th most popular thing people say? Not the people on these websites...

V 1 Comment
19 Undertale is one of my top five favorite games of all time!
20 Someone stole my toast, now I don't have anything to put my jam on.

Put it on your hand and lick it off!

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1. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
2. If you smell something foul. that's the dead hooker in my trunk
3. I have to go to the bathroom
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1. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
2. I have to go to the bathroom
3. If you smell something foul. that's the dead hooker in my trunk
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1. If you smell something foul. that's the dead hooker in my trunk
2. I am required by law to tell you all that I am a sex offender
3. I have a love that I will never obtain. Please hug me?
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