Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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201 No this is Patrick

Hey patrick its me bob :3


202 You're too Star Butterfly to be Mabel

Sounds like a 5 year old put this here

Well I love it & that 5 year old would be smart

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203 Oh snap! There is ketchup levitating over your head!
204 The strawberry ice cream I ate caused me to start my period.

Apparently pink fluids cause you to bleed. Or maybe it was a coincidence. Either way. - anonygirl

Ass crack

205 Messy birds in garlic soda berries
206 On April 27, people of my religion asking "Are you the Lemon?" When someone says that they're the Lemon, they're chained up and forced to say "Monkeys tell no lies" 482 times to Journey's Greatest Hits.

Only on April 27th for you? Lucky. This happens every Wednesday and Friday for me.

I meant to say "People of my religion ASK 'Are you the Lemon? ' ". I submitted it off my iPod, so I couldn't tell if there were any mistakes or not.

That's a very specific number

207 I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

Gotta include that it's quoted from"the late great colonel Sanders"

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208 You've got brownies
209 Every knees bent, ass out. Arms out. Then you're ready to play volleyball
210 There's 6 apples and 29 pencils, how many pancakes did she eat?

None , the pencils were mean to her and gave her rabies . - funnyuser

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211 1 hour is more than 1 minute V 1 Comment
212 Once I ate the blue cow in my backyard but then it turned into a purple flower that goes cat and I felt really bad because it's husband and adopted kid pandas were nearby. But I always liked the rock that sang opera more than the chair that screams...

I didn't even finish that without laughing

Oh, wow. Lshidmtamsfo. (Laughing so hard I dropped my taco and my Sombrero fell off)


213 i'm gonna lick your pubic hair

This is disgusting. - HaydenFullwright


214 My dad is my grandad V 3 Comments
215 Spontaneous combustion runs in my family, please be careful. V 1 Comment
216 My name is Cornelius and I like being sat on. I was a pillow in my pre-existence. V 1 Comment
217 Fat! Focus...
218 I kissed a banana and it walked away from me.

That sad, sad moment when you get rejected by a banana - PeachyBlast

219 I still use Windows 98. And that computer likes to squish babies' heads.

LOL! - anonygirl

What? O.o - HaydenFullwright

220 I found lemonade in the toilet.

This would be so much fun. - HaydenFullwright

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