Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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201 I swear I didn't remove the padding in your brassiere!

Okay, I am going to dare someone to say this to some random girl next year.

202 There's a purple mushroom in my backyard singing tacos.

Cool pinto beans! I have a rainbow mushroom, SO THERE!

203 I sell kids on eBay... want one? They're on sale

I said this to my friend and she was going crazy and said "WHAT REALLY"

I imagine my 14 year old brother saying this, for no reason at all. - funnyuser

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204 I have a pet cactus named Charlie Daveyson V 1 Comment
205 Every knees bent, ass out. Arms out. Then you're ready to play volleyball
206 1 hour is more than 1 minute V 1 Comment
207 No this is Patrick

Hey patrick its me bob :3


208 i'm gonna lick your pubic hair


209 My dad is my grandad V 3 Comments
210 My name is Cornelius and I like being sat on. I was a pillow in my pre-existence. V 1 Comment
211 Fat! Focus...
212 I kissed a banana and it walked away from me.

That sad, sad moment when you get rejected by a banana - PeachyBlast

213 The strawberry ice cream I ate caused me to start my period.

Apparently pink fluids cause you to bleed. Or maybe it was a coincidence. Either way. - anonygirl

214 I still use Windows 98. And that computer likes to squish babies' heads.

LOL! - anonygirl

215 I found lemonade in the toilet.
216 I have a zombie in my head!
217 You've got brownies
218 Communism V 1 Comment
219 Remember those black dots that used to come out of corners and attack you?

You mean the potato people? They talk to me in my sleep...

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220 Farts are like fat people... they never stop stinking!

I don't like this phrase. Plus farts do eventually stop stinking so jokes on u hoe

Laugh out loud I said this to my fat friend itg was so funny! Very good

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