Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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61 Do you want to eat me?

Sorry, but humans do not taste good. - anonygirl

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62 Vista! Vista!

What the heck? - RockFashionista

63 1+2=4
64 Spotto V 2 Comments
65 We are the planets, of the Solar System, different sizes for every one!

This is the best one! - RockFashionista


66 Corn Dog Corn Dog Corn Diggedy Dog

Even better say it in a Mickey mouse voice

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67 Pootis V 2 Comments
68 Fine dining.

All I know is fine dining, and breathing. - LordDovahkiin

Sloppy socks

69 Village reverse monkey salsa

Best thing to say when you don't know what else to say

70 I came in like a wrecking ball! V 3 Comments
71 Run! The mole has a gun!

Sounds like an idiotic nursery rhyme - Ananya

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72 Purple dino raping me

Barney must really hate someone. - NuMetalManiak

This happens all the time to me :c

73 I'm Batman

And I'm the joker!

And your not potato. I'm a potato. I'm the most obsessed one in the world. Your an onion that made me cry.

And I am ( long pause) Bob ( woman screams and starts running) - TheMazeRuner

And I'm Robin. - anonygirl

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74 I like big butts and I can not lie

I got a flat ass, but I still take sausage.

I like small MUTS AN I can not lie!

75 I like to listen to Justin Bieber!

Say this an may end up in hospital

Hahaaahaha not funny

76 "OMG it's One Direction!"

Saying this will make myself wonder as well that where they are... LOVE ONE DIRECTION! ! They are perfect

I do that at random times all the time

I love one direction and I do that all the time and my siblings look up and say where?!?!

Inma go to new york and do this lol

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77 I've been living in your closet for the past 2 days

I would totally do this to a random person in public. Lean over their shoulder, whisper in their ear, "Hey there, I've been livin' in yo closet for the past 2 days... and I say, I like you."

I think this has a creepy feeling in it so that's what makes it funny.

Haha so funny, even better when you add what that other person said about... And I say, I like you.

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78 I'm too sober for this V 1 Comment
79 Hello, friend!

That would be just creepy if you were like Hello Friend to a random person

That's WHAT DAULTIN D SAID TO ME! But I punched him and broke his nose...

80 Cucumbers scare me V 1 Comment
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