Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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61 Run! The mole has a gun!

Sounds like an idiotic nursery rhyme - Ananya

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62 I came in like a wrecking ball! V 3 Comments
63 Purple dino raping me

Barney must really hate someone. - NuMetalManiak

This happens all the time to me :c

64 I like big butts and I can not lie

I got a flat ass, but I still take sausage.

I like small MUTS AN I can not lie!

65 I like to listen to Justin Bieber!

Say this an may end up in hospital

Hahaaahaha not funny

66 I like juggling teddy bears while breakdancing to the sound of a dishwasher!

This is hilarious

Same except... I don't know how to breakdance... or juggle but yes

My mom laught her ass of when I said it in the super market

My man!

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67 I'm too sober for this V 1 Comment
68 If guns don't kill people, but humans kill people, toasters don't toast, toast toasts toast?

This made me laugh out loud, I love it

If people kill people, not guns, then food heats up food, not microwaves. - anonygirl

Lol that was hilarious

It makes sense to say "toust toasts toast"

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69 Cucumbers scare me V 1 Comment
70 I've been living in your closet for the past 2 days

I would totally do this to a random person in public. Lean over their shoulder, whisper in their ear, "Hey there, I've been livin' in yo closet for the past 2 days... and I say, I like you."

I think this has a creepy feeling in it so that's what makes it funny.

Haha so funny, even better when you add what that other person said about... And I say, I like you.

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71 Eww did you just fart

I say that all the time

72 Colon attack at juice
73 "OMG it's One Direction!"

Saying this will make myself wonder as well that where they are... LOVE ONE DIRECTION! ! They are perfect

I do that at random times all the time

I love one direction and I do that all the time and my siblings look up and say where?!?!

I love one direction

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74 Hi Billy Mays Here

Why isn't this at the top though - VoidSense

Oh hi may whats next june

Because it's not funny

Hi, I'm Ryan Higa. - AlphaQ

75 What color is The Dress?

It's black and blue and red all over and it's sunburnt. - AlphaQ

White and gold

It's what color is #THEDRESS

Purple - anonygirl

76 When my mom's not home I like to go to her garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a carrot.

... And Maybe This Time She'll Pick Me.

When my mom's not home I like to put all of her brown makeup all over my body, go into her garden, cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a potato and maybe this time she'll notice me and pick me.

I did this and my mom threw me through the window...

Doesn't everybody

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77 No! I am too sexy for you!

So you just say it are people that are the same gender

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Darn my brothers sometimes say that

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79 Santa is my boyfriend! And we make love with assorted holiday drinks and treats!
80 I once made a pop-up book about charades! V 1 Comment
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2. I like juggling teddy bears while breakdancing to the sound of a dishwasher!
3. I once made a pop-up book about charades!
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