Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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61 This is Sparta!

No, this is Patrick

Then you kick somebody

Show off your fighting moves afterward, too. - HaydenFullwright

Leonidas 's eyes Popping out and yelling
"THIS IS SPARTA! " - Ananya

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62 I need to pee!

I found lemonade in the toilet too!

63 Hey Everyone! That Guy Right There Has a Stuffed Christmas Tree!
64 Do you want to eat me?

Sorry, but humans do not taste good. - anonygirl

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65 Vista! Vista!

What the heck? - RockFashionista

66 1+2=4
67 Spotto

The greatest game in history, also the best way to give you friends a sore arm

..huh? - Ananya


68 We are the planets, of the Solar System, different sizes for every one!

This is the best one! - RockFashionista


69 Corn Dog Corn Dog Corn Diggedy Dog

Even better say it in a Mickey mouse voice

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70 Pootis V 2 Comments
71 Cucumbers scare me

Hair scares me but I have hair

Awww that what youngjae from got7 would say.

72 Fine dining.

All I know is fine dining, and breathing. - LordDovahkiin

Sloppy socks

73 Village reverse monkey salsa

Best thing to say when you don't know what else to say

74 Run! The mole has a gun!

Sounds like an idiotic nursery rhyme - Ananya

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75 Don't worry! I'm a Doctor!

Well maybe your handwriting is...

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76 I came in like a wrecking ball!

I came in like a Guinea pig!

This would get annoying. - HaydenFullwright

I say this with GUSTO!

77 Purple dino raping me

Barney must really hate someone. - NuMetalManiak

This happens all the time to me :c

78 I'm Batman

And I'm the joker!

And your not potato. I'm a potato. I'm the most obsessed one in the world. Your an onion that made me cry.

And I am ( long pause) Bob ( woman screams and starts running) - TheMazeRuner

And I'm Robin. - anonygirl

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79 I like big butts and I can not lie

I got a flat ass, but I still take sausage.

I like small MUTS AN I can not lie!

80 I sell kids on eBay... want one? They're on sale

I said this to my friend and she was going crazy and said "WHAT REALLY"

I imagine my 14 year old brother saying this, for no reason at all. - funnyuser much? Are they good barbequed?

Imagine a 6 year old saying that...

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