Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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81 A tiny dog walked on me
82 Hit me baby one more time! *Hit yourself!" Oh you bitch!

This is gonna be a thing in the future.

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83 My letter can bake out sand endoplasmic reticulum V 1 Comment
84 Damn, the rain is wet again!

Noo the rain is usually dry like dirt!

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85 Asinine!

This is a rude word, but most likely nobody even knows what it means.

86 Does anyone want a cheeseburger with hot dogs and fries inside
87 We Should Destroy Disney Land!

No! Destroy Disney movies. - AlphaQ

Me and my sister...

No!

88 I feel weird hugging my mom with a boner

You should finish the sentence:... Because I'm not used to women having boners.

Whoa! Your mum has a what?!?! - Britgirl

Incest all the way

89 Your bannana looks nice in that green table

Do you know what's more fun than camouflaging a banana on a yellow tablecloth? Putting it on a green one!

90 You are like the roses in my vase. You should know that my roses are fake, smell bad, and have thorns which tries to harm you in every way possible. And guess what I hate my roses. Did I tell you that you are like the roses in my vase?

I'm memorizing this an shall use this against my enemy

Oh My god I love this and I laughed so hard

My enemy shall finally be destroyed...

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91 Don't not not glue sandwiches on time
92 Finland!

Does anyone else know where this is from

I'm pretty sure this is from SpongeBob probably

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93 Let's have a guitar fight

My brother and I each own a guitar.. Gonna say that more often...

What?

***** YEs we should have a fight I will win and send you to the others where you belong *******

94 Do you want to be apart of a galactic silence that defeats evil Twinkies from destroying the world

I voted for the last 1

This is so true
Twinkies are evil and taste gross
THEY MUST DIE!

95 We are the planets, of the Solar System, different sizes for every one!

This is the best one! - RockFashionista

96 I will give a shout out on a guy in YouTube called bob! V 1 Comment
97 Racecar Spelled Backwards is Racecar V 1 Comment
98 Don't freak out but I am part of a highly secretive agency and I have been sent to observe your every move because we have found DNA in your blood that does not belong to any living substance on earth.

Laugh out loud! I'm gonna do this!

I'm gonna do this

So gonna say this to my friend's crush

I said this to my friend and she just looked at me and said you're so strange LMAO

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99 Hello, friend!

That would be just creepy if you were like Hello Friend to a random person

That's WHAT DAULTIN D SAID TO ME! But I punched him and broke his nose...

100 A world without pants is like donut.
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