Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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81 I've been living in your closet for the past 2 days

I would totally do this to a random person in public. Lean over their shoulder, whisper in their ear, "Hey there, I've been livin' in yo closet for the past 2 days... and I say, I like you."

I think this has a creepy feeling in it so that's what makes it funny.

Haha so funny, even better when you add what that other person said about... And I say, I like you.

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82 I like to listen to Justin Bieber!

Say this an may end up in hospital

Hahaaahaha not funny

83 I'm too sober for this V 1 Comment
84 Hello, friend!

That would be just creepy if you were like Hello Friend to a random person

That's WHAT DAULTIN D SAID TO ME! But I punched him and broke his nose...

85 Cucumbers scare me V 1 Comment
86 When my mom's not home I like to go to her garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a carrot.

... And Maybe This Time She'll Pick Me.

When my mom's not home I like to put all of her brown makeup all over my body, go into her garden, cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a potato and maybe this time she'll notice me and pick me.

I did this and my mom threw me through the window...

meow

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87 Eww did you just fart

I say that all the time

88 Colon attack at juice
89 You Don't Have Any Snickers in Your Shopping Cart

That's an astute observation sir. Bravo, 1 vote.

90 What color is The Dress?

It's black and blue and red all over and it's sunburnt. - AlphaQ

White and gold

It's what color is #THEDRESS

Purple - anonygirl

91 No! I am too sexy for you!

So you just say it are people that are the same gender

92 Leedle leedle leedle leedle

Hey, SpongeBob. Yeah Patrick? Ya wanna see how long I can go Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle

It's on sponge bob

Darn my brothers sometimes say that

Flying Dutchman:awooo
SpongeBob:dahahaa
Patrick:a leddle leddle leddle lee

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93 Hit me baby one more time! *Hit yourself!" Oh you bitch!

This is gonna be a thing in the future.

Not funny at all... just kidding

Lol that was hilarious! - Ananya

Lol

94 Santa is my boyfriend! And we make love with assorted holiday drinks and treats!
95 I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You Very Well
96 My letter can bake out sand endoplasmic reticulum V 1 Comment
97 Auto-flushing toilets suck

LOL! I agree! - anonygirl

98 Damn, the rain is wet again!

Noo the rain is usually dry like dirt!

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99 Asinine!

This is a rude word, but most likely nobody even knows what it means.

100 Does anyone want a cheeseburger with hot dogs and fries inside
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