Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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81 Eww did you just fart

I say that all the time

82 What color is The Dress?

It's black and blue and red all over and it's sunburnt. - AlphaQ

Its pink and white what

White and gold

Purple - anonygirl

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83 Colon attack at juice
84 When my mom's not home I like to go to her garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a carrot.

... And Maybe This Time She'll Pick Me.

When my mom's not home I like to put all of her brown makeup all over my body, go into her garden, cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a potato and maybe this time she'll notice me and pick me.

I did this and my mom threw me through the window...

meow

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85 You Don't Have Any Snickers in Your Shopping Cart

That's an astute observation sir. Bravo, 1 vote.

86 A tiny dog walked on me
87 No! I am too sexy for you!

So you just say it are people that are the same gender

88 Leedle leedle leedle leedle

Hey, SpongeBob. Yeah Patrick? Ya wanna see how long I can go Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle

It's on sponge bob

Darn my brothers sometimes say that

Flying Dutchman:awooo
SpongeBob:dahahaa
Patrick:a leddle leddle leddle lee

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89 Hit me baby one more time! *Hit yourself!" Oh you bitch!

This is gonna be a thing in the future.

Not funny at all... just kidding

Lol that was hilarious! - Ananya

Lol

90 Santa is my boyfriend! And we make love with assorted holiday drinks and treats!
91 I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You Very Well
92 Asinine!

This is a rude word, but most likely nobody even knows what it means.

93 My letter can bake out sand endoplasmic reticulum V 1 Comment
94 Damn, the rain is wet again!

Noo the rain is usually dry like dirt!

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95 Does anyone want a cheeseburger with hot dogs and fries inside
96 I feel weird hugging my mom with a boner

You should finish the sentence:... Because I'm not used to women having boners.

Incest all the way

Whoa! Your mum has a what?!?! - Britgirl

same.

97 We Should Destroy Disney Land!

No! Destroy Disney movies. - AlphaQ

Me and my sister...

No!

98 You are like the roses in my vase. You should know that my roses are fake, smell bad, and have thorns which tries to harm you in every way possible. And guess what I hate my roses. Did I tell you that you are like the roses in my vase?

I'm memorizing this an shall use this against my enemy

Oh My god I love this and I laughed so hard

My enemy shall finally be destroyed...

I just pucked it was so funny.

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99 Your bannana looks nice in that green table

Do you know what's more fun than camouflaging a banana on a yellow tablecloth? Putting it on a green one!

100 Don't not not glue sandwiches on time
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