Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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101 I feel weird hugging my mom with a boner

You should finish the sentence:... Because I'm not used to women having boners.

Whoa! Your mum has a what?!?! - Britgirl

Incest all the way

102 You are like the roses in my vase. You should know that my roses are fake, smell bad, and have thorns which tries to harm you in every way possible. And guess what I hate my roses. Did I tell you that you are like the roses in my vase?

I'm memorizing this an shall use this against my enemy

Oh My god I love this and I laughed so hard

My enemy shall finally be destroyed...

I just pucked it was so funny.

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103 We Should Destroy Disney Land!

No! Destroy Disney movies. - AlphaQ

Me and my sister...

No!

104 Your bannana looks nice in that green table

Do you know what's more fun than camouflaging a banana on a yellow tablecloth? Putting it on a green one!

105 Don't not not glue sandwiches on time
106 Finland!

Does anyone else know where this is from

I'm pretty sure this is from SpongeBob probably

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107 I will give a shout out on a guy in YouTube called bob! V 1 Comment
108 One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor

You mean one does not simply walk into a door? - AlphaQ

Shadow of Mordor #Lord of the Rings

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109 Let's have a guitar fight

My brother and I each own a guitar.. Gonna say that more often...

What?

***** YEs we should have a fight I will win and send you to the others where you belong *******

110 Do you want to be apart of a galactic silence that defeats evil Twinkies from destroying the world

I voted for the last 1

This is so true
Twinkies are evil and taste gross
THEY MUST DIE!

111 Racecar Spelled Backwards is Racecar V 1 Comment
112 A world without pants is like donut.
113 I Got These Cheeseburgers Man
114 I like to stuff cats into a beanbag chair... Don't worry they are dead

LOL this one of the funniest, my girlfriend loves cats, gonna tell this one

I stuff potatoes in a beanbag chair

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115 Bus Wankers!
116 I have finally learned the scientific method!
117 Nice to meet you. I'm old, ugly, unicorn fart V 1 Comment
118 *Tap on the person's shoulder* Imma be lurkin yer bushes. Ssss.....

Hahahaha. I have a friend who would do this.

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119 I'm gonna cry.
120 "Sir have you seen my hooker? She has big boobs, a large ass and says she is sick of looking at my storkerish face? Can you help me out with this?" V 1 Comment
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