Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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101 Bus Wankers!
102 Google my pie!

I did just this and the first thing that came up was My Pie Pizzeria Romana... Interesting

I did, and I found out it was a pizza restaurant. - anonygirl

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103 Nice to meet you. I'm old, ugly, unicorn fart V 1 Comment
104 I'm gonna cry.
105 I like to stuff cats into a beanbag chair... Don't worry they are dead

LOL this one of the funniest, my girlfriend loves cats, gonna tell this one

I stuff potatoes in a beanbag chair

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106 Vista! Vista!

What the heck? - RockFashionista

107 I will hit you like a wrecking ball V 1 Comment
108 *Tap on the person's shoulder* Imma be lurkin yer bushes. Ssss.....

Hahahaha. I have a friend who would do this.

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109 A zombie ate my brainsssss but they were nice and replaced it with a peanut! Now me and the zombie are friends. V 1 Comment
110 Does your fridge say √Čkeefo√≤ when you open it?

For some reason I laughed so much. HAHA! - funnyuser

111 Have you seen the Fighting Pudding? He peeled Banana Head and made Onion cry.

Sounds like a pretty buff Fighting Pudding. - funnyuser

112 I am a wall.

If you're a wall, then I'm Trump

This needs to be higher

This needs to be ssoo much higher.

If you are a wall then stop walking into me and making me stub my toe because that herts. o and by the way when you walk behind me it might be funny to you but it is Embarrassing to me

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113 You're a wizard Harry
114 Dumbledore!??! Is that you?!

No idea why but this made a laugh more than it should.

He is not real.

*runs into a quite room and yell* There's a troll in the dungeon, a troll in the dungeon. I thought you should know" *walks out slowly and quitly

115 Roses are poop, violets are.... Never mind!

.. anyone would mind - Ananya

I love it lol

116 Shhh, the pencils are resting
117 You're a lizard, Harry.

I love harry potter!

You're a blizzard Harry.

I love Harry Potter to


uh ya well your a harry wizard

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118 Siriusly?
119 Baby, baby, ohh...

I thought you'd always be mine. The song is so dumb.

120 Would you like my sleeping bag better if a sparkly, magic pega-corn was eating it?

I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message

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