Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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101 I feel weird hugging my mom with a boner

You should finish the sentence:... Because I'm not used to women having boners.

Incest all the way

Whoa! Your mum has a what?!?! - Britgirl

same.

102 We Should Destroy Disney Land!

No! Destroy Disney movies. - AlphaQ

Me and my sister...

No!

Yes...YES! LET IT BURN! MWHAHAA!

103 You are like the roses in my vase. You should know that my roses are fake, smell bad, and have thorns which tries to harm you in every way possible. And guess what I hate my roses. Did I tell you that you are like the roses in my vase?

I'm memorizing this an shall use this against my enemy

Oh My god I love this and I laughed so hard

My enemy shall finally be destroyed...

I just pucked it was so funny.

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104 Your bannana looks nice in that green table

Do you know what's more fun than camouflaging a banana on a yellow tablecloth? Putting it on a green one!

105 Don't not not glue sandwiches on time
106 Do you want to be apart of a galactic silence that defeats evil Twinkies from destroying the world

I voted for the last 1

This comment was made by the GOD of randomness!

This is so true
Twinkies are evil and taste gross
THEY MUST DIE!

107 Don't freak out but I am part of a highly secretive agency and I have been sent to observe your every move because we have found DNA in your blood that does not belong to any living substance on earth.

Laugh out loud! I'm gonna do this!

I'm gonna do this

So gonna say this to my friend's crush

I said this to my friend and she just looked at me and said you're so strange LMAO

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108 Finland!

Does anyone else know where this is from

I'm pretty sure this is from SpongeBob probably

Sparta! - Ananya

109 I will give a shout out on a guy in YouTube called bob! V 1 Comment
110 One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor

You mean one does not simply walk into a door? - AlphaQ

Shadow of Mordor #Lord of the Rings

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111 Let's have a guitar fight

My brother and I each own a guitar.. Gonna say that more often...

What?

***** YEs we should have a fight I will win and send you to the others where you belong *******

112 Racecar Spelled Backwards is Racecar V 1 Comment
113 A world without pants is like donut.
114 I have finally learned the scientific method!
115 I Got These Cheeseburgers Man
116 Yeah...I'm the guy you saw looking through your window last night.
117 Bus Wankers!
118 Nice to meet you. I'm old, ugly, unicorn fart V 1 Comment
119 I will hit you like a wrecking ball V 1 Comment
120 I like to stuff cats into a beanbag chair... Don't worry they are dead

LOL this one of the funniest, my girlfriend loves cats, gonna tell this one

I stuff potatoes in a beanbag chair

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