Top Ten Most Random Things to Say to the Pope
Pope as in all the Popes that came but mostly the recent onesThe Top Ten
1 Falkland Islands
2 I smell a sock base
Never trusted those evil socks.
The sock base is a lie!
3 I like to smell my feet while they are covered in cheese
4 Sometimes I like to dress like Emperor Palpatine and pretend that I'm Pope Benedict XVI
I actually think Pope Benedict is Emperor Palpatine
If Palpatine dressed in white clothing...
5 Allahu Ackbar!
6 I sometimes dress in red pretending to be a tomato
7 I want a pet potato with 69 buttholes so I can sniff them
8 You are Illuminati!
Please build a time machine for the past and go back to 18th century.
When you think about it, everything's illuminati.
9 My foot likes to party
10 My hand once got stuck in a vacuum
The Contenders
11 Did you know that Pope Leo X was an atheist?
12 What's your favorite progressive rock band?
Prog isn't even satanic
13 Hail Satan!
14 Mayhem or Burzum?
He will burst into rage.
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