Top Ten Random Things to Yell at Your Mom

The Top Ten
1 Butt!

My friend Peter in school says that all the time

2 Mama smell the vibrations!
3 Hey hey hey it's Fat Albert!
4 Mama I farted!

Mom: No one cares, sonny! You gassy freak!

5 Oh No Spaghetti!
6 It is illegal for people under 21 to clean the house!

I would say that to my mom except that she won't believe me

I wish that my mom would follow this.

Haha if only! If only!

7 It's okay to be lumpy!
8 Woo hoo!
9 Mama I love you!
10 In this world, it's kill or be killed!

All for Undertale, and Undertale for all!

The Contenders
11 Where's my butt!
12 My mom lives in china.... who are you?

What if you're one of the one billion people that live in China?

13 Bitch!

I have my problems with my Mum. But every time I say horrible things to her, I feel very bad and very sorry for that. I still love my Mum no matter what.

You'd probably be grounded.

14 Penis!

I bet you'll be screwed.

15 That is as useless as Tits on fish!
16 Now watch me whip. Watch me Nae Nae.
17 I saw you make the magic happen
18 Can I lick?
19 Vagina!

Who would say this?

20 Fart!
21 Mama do the hump, mama do the hump hump!
22 My mom is an alpaca....WHO ARE YOU?????!
23 You have to be 21 to do homework
24 Yo mama
25 Will you marry me ??

If you're a girl and you ask your mom this, and t's for real, then you're probably lesbian.

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