Top Ten Reasons Not to Talk to a School Janitor

The Top Ten

1 They're creepy

2 They have a job to do

3 They're strangers

4 Your parents won't approve

5 Janitors will get distracted

6 They might kidnap you

7 They might have a criminal record

8 It's bad

9 You might get raped

10 Janitor might be a psychopath

The Contenders

11 He might be mean

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