Top Ten Reasons a Person Might Vote for Donald Trump

Ever wonder what's going on in his supporters heads? Well here are some possible reasons...

The Top Ten

1 They Have a Fetish for Massive, Sexy Walls

I don't know why people hate Trump supporters so much. I met a few and they always seem so afraid to admit they like Trump out of all of candidates. They also actually have some extremely good reasons and are quite intelligent. I'm not a fan of Donald Trump, but it's THEIR opinion. You can't bash them and make fun of them just because they like Donald Trump. They have an opinion, just like you. You can't just bash them because they like a candidate that you hate. There's a thing called "Freedom Of Speech". They should be allowed to fully express their opinion without fear of being made fun of or being called "racist" or "sexist".

I heard Japan made a political cartoon called Attack on Liar where Donald Trump is a Titan from Attack on Titan. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

It's almost like Attack on Titan! Donald Trump is like that annoying Pastor Nick guy who seems to have an obsessive fetish for walls! Especially the massive, sexy ones! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I like that

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2 They're Terrorists and Spies That Want to Vote for Trump to Make the USA Stupider and More Vulnerable

This sounds like a funny yet possible reason as to why people would vote for Donald Trump. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

3 They Might Be Held at Gunpoint

Light Yagami should write Donald Trump's name in his Death Note. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Does anyone have a Death Note I can borrow? - ModernSpongeBobSucks


Let's write Donald Trump's name in the Death Note! It goes a little something like this, I would say: D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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4 They Just Want to Watch the World Burn

Donald Trump is a Titan from Attack on Titan. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

5 People from Beijing Who Still Hold a Grudge On Mexico Because They Won 2 Gold Medals at the 2012 Olympics and Beijing Only Won 2

Well, that's how it works here on the top tens. - Perrywinks

6 They Think He's Much Better Than Barack Obama

Sorry velitelcabal, but Donald Trump ruining foreign relations is actually more disastrous in the long run than you think. If that happens, it will negatively impact the United States's economy AND the global economy as well. Also, Barack Obama went to Harvard, so he understands LAW AND POLITICS. Donald Trump is just a billionaire businessman with no experience in office. So to say Donald Trump is better than Barack Obama is like saying Caillou (Donald Trump) is stronger than Goku (Barack Obama) from Dragon Ball Z. And who liked your comment? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I'm not the biggest fan of Barack Obama, but at least I think that he is better than Donald Trump. At least the whole country didn't literally fall apart under him. Think about what will happen if Donald Trump becomes president! OH MY GOSH, I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF DONALD TRUMP BECAME PRESIDENT!

If Barack Obama and Donald Trump could run against each other, Barack Obama would beat him by a LANDSLIDE in both the popular and electoral votes. And to be honest, he's better than Hillary Clinton. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Trump could never hope to be even a tenth of the man Obama is in his lifetime. And he knows it very well, which is why Mr. insecure keeps attacking Obama any chance he got. - lilyflower

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7 They Closed Their Eyes and Pointed to a Random Candidate On Their Television; It Just Happened to Be Trump, So They Now Have to Vote for Them
8 Ben Carson May Discard His Patient's "Common Sense Lobe" to Make Them More Likely to Vote for Trump
9 They May Be Past Winners of "The Celebrity Apprentice"
10 They May Have the Skin Color of a Pumpkin

Donald Trump's skin is made of raw chicken. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

The Contenders

11 They Accidentally Check Off the Wrong Box When Voting
12 They May Be a Part of His Weird-Ass Family

Donald Trump is like Shou Tucker from Fullmetal Alchemist. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

13 They Think He's Much Better Than Hillary Clinton

Yep, I know a few democrats who are changing their vote this year. My grandfather hates trump, but he hates Hilary more, mostly because she's a crook. - Therandom

I hate them both equally as much, so for me neither of them is better. - cosmo

I'm putting my trust in the electoral college to make the right choice for America when it comes time to elections. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He's but not better than Obama. Deal with it. - Userguy44

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14 They Have a Brain and Common Sense

Lol Trump supporters are some of the the dumbest people on Earth. - lilyflower

You lost! Accept it!

false - Sunflowerswag

15 They're Racist Against Mexicans

Being "Mexican" is not a race, it is a nationality, there are people of numerous different races who are Mexicans.

I'm Mexican and I support Trump, but I don't exist according to the liberals. - Fermont

To the visitor below, I don't like any of the canidates. They all suck. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

16 The Line for the Ballot for Hillary Clinton is Full

A sad event this would be.

Now that one is funny! [but awkward]

17 They are Racist People Who Never Use Their Brain
18 They are Working for Hydra
19 They are Working for Skynet
20 They're Idiots Who Don't Care About Politics But Want to Vote Anyway
21 They Also Abuse Their Daughters
22 They are Tired of the Nonsense from Social Justice Warriors
23 They Hate Net Neutrality
24 They're Russian

I heard most Russians are rooting for Trump. - Turkey

Brilliant item - Userguy44

25 Trump is the Only Candidate They Know
26 Trump Has the Best Endorsements

Dennis Rodman, Mike Tyson, Gary Busey, Ted Nugent, know what I mean?

27 They Have Problems in Their Head
28 They Hate Muslims

Some people like Muslims and some don't, everyone has their own opinion.

29 They're Muslims Trying to Seek a Free Trip to Their Hometowns
30 It Was a Dare
31 They Had Half of Their Brain Removed
32 They are a KKK Member

Oh please... - Userguy44

33 They are a Neo-Nazi
34 They are a Selfish, Racist, Sexist Pig
35 They Have Some Common Sense
36 The voter is a pedophile
37 They are Agents of Thanos
38 They Hate Celebrities Who are Democrats
39 They are Mike Tyson Fans
40 They Worship Him
41 They are Delusional
42 They're Working for Fox News
43 They think that popularity equals truth
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Top Remixes

1. They Have a Fetish for Massive, Sexy Walls
2. They Might Be Held at Gunpoint
3. People from Beijing Who Still Hold a Grudge On Mexico Because They Won 2 Gold Medals at the 2012 Olympics and Beijing Only Won 2
1. They're Terrorists and Spies That Want to Vote for Trump to Make the USA Stupider and More Vulnerable
2. They Just Want to Watch the World Burn
3. They Think He's Much Better Than Barack Obama


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