Top Ten Reasons a Person Might Vote for Donald TrumpEver wonder what's going on in his supporters heads? Well here are some possible reasons...
The Top Ten
I heard Japan made a political cartoon called Attack on Liar where Donald Trump is a Titan from Attack on Titan. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
It's almost like Attack on Titan! Donald Trump is like that annoying Pastor Nick guy who seems to have an obsessive fetish for walls! Especially the massive, sexy ones! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Trump has explained that his walls would be much smaller than those currently surrounding the Vatican.
Of course it is well-known that all Catholics worldwide have a fetish for massive, sexy walls because the Pope shows by example how great they are.
But they have no curves! - Martinglez
This sounds like a funny yet possible reason as to why people would vote for Donald Trump. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Light Yagami should write Donald Trump's name in his Death Note. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Does anyone have a Death Note I can borrow? - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Light Yagami: (pulls out his Death Note) Now how do you spell his name again?
ModernSpongeBobSucks: D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Donald Trump is a Titan from Attack on Titan. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Well, that's how it works here on the top tens. - Perrywinks
No, they think Trump's rave is better than Obama's. - RobertWisdom
Trump could never hope to be even a tenth of the man Obama is in his lifetime. And he knows it very well, which is why Mr. insecure keeps attacking Obama any chance he got. - lilyflower
Sorry velitelcabal, but Donald Trump ruining foreign relations is actually more disastrous in the long run than you think. If that happens, it will negatively impact the United States's economy AND the global economy as well. Also, Barack Obama went to Harvard, so he understands LAW AND POLITICS. Donald Trump is just a billionaire businessman with no experience in office. So to say Donald Trump is better than Barack Obama is like saying Caillou (Donald Trump) is stronger than Goku (Barack Obama) from Dragon Ball Z. And who liked your comment? - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I'm not the biggest fan of Barack Obama, but at least I think that he is better than Donald Trump. At least the whole country didn't literally fall apart under him. Think about what will happen if Donald Trump becomes president! OH MY GOSH, I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF DONALD TRUMP BECAME PRESIDENT!
Donald Trump's skin is made of raw chicken. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Donald Trump is like Shou Tucker from Fullmetal Alchemist. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Lol Trump supporters are some of the the dumbest people on Earth. - lilyflower
You lost! Accept it!
false - Sunflowerswag
He's but not better than Obama. Deal with it. - Userguy44
Yep, I know a few democrats who are changing their vote this year. My grandfather hates trump, but he hates Hilary more, mostly because she's a crook. - Therandom
I hate them both equally as much, so for me neither of them is better. - cosmo
I'm putting my trust in the electoral college to make the right choice for America when it comes time to elections. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Being "Mexican" is not a race, it is a nationality, there are people of numerous different races who are Mexicans.
I'm Mexican and I support Trump, but I don't exist according to the liberals. - Fermont
To the visitor below, I don't like any of the canidates. They all suck. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak
A sad event this would be.
Now that one is funny! [but awkward]
Brilliant item - Userguy44
I heard most Russians are rooting for Trump. - Turkey
Dennis Rodman, Mike Tyson, Gary Busey, Ted Nugent, know what I mean?
Some people like Muslims and some don't, everyone has their own opinion.
Oh please... - Userguy44