Top Ten Reasons a Person Might Vote for Donald Trump

Ever wonder what's going on in his supporters heads? Well here are some possible reasons...

The Top Ten

1 They Have a Fetish for Massive, Sexy Walls

I heard Japan made a political cartoon called Attack on Liar where Donald Trump is a Titan from Attack on Titan. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

It's almost like Attack on Titan! Donald Trump is like that annoying Pastor Nick guy who seems to have an obsessive fetish for walls! Especially the massive, sexy ones! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Trump has explained that his walls would be much smaller than those currently surrounding the Vatican.
Of course it is well-known that all Catholics worldwide have a fetish for massive, sexy walls because the Pope shows by example how great they are.

But they have no curves! - Martinglez

2 They're Terrorists and Spies That Want to Vote for Trump to Make the USA Stupider and More Vulnerable

This sounds like a funny yet possible reason as to why people would vote for Donald Trump. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

3 They Might Be Held at Gunpoint

Light Yagami should write Donald Trump's name in his Death Note. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Does anyone have a Death Note I can borrow? - ModernSpongeBobSucks


Light Yagami: (pulls out his Death Note) Now how do you spell his name again?
ModernSpongeBobSucks: D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

4 They Just Want to Watch the World Burn

Donald Trump is a Titan from Attack on Titan. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

5 People from Beijing Who Still Hold a Grudge On Mexico Because They Won 2 Gold Medals at the 2012 Olympics and Beijing Only Won 2

Well, that's how it works here on the top tens. - Perrywinks

6 They Think He's Much Better Than Barack Obama

No, they think Trump's rave is better than Obama's. - RobertWisdom

Trump could never hope to be even a tenth of the man Obama is in his lifetime. And he knows it very well, which is why Mr. insecure keeps attacking Obama any chance he got. - lilyflower

Sorry velitelcabal, but Donald Trump ruining foreign relations is actually more disastrous in the long run than you think. If that happens, it will negatively impact the United States's economy AND the global economy as well. Also, Barack Obama went to Harvard, so he understands LAW AND POLITICS. Donald Trump is just a billionaire businessman with no experience in office. So to say Donald Trump is better than Barack Obama is like saying Caillou (Donald Trump) is stronger than Goku (Barack Obama) from Dragon Ball Z. And who liked your comment? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I'm not the biggest fan of Barack Obama, but at least I think that he is better than Donald Trump. At least the whole country didn't literally fall apart under him. Think about what will happen if Donald Trump becomes president! OH MY GOSH, I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF DONALD TRUMP BECAME PRESIDENT!

7 They Closed Their Eyes and Pointed to a Random Candidate On Their Television; It Just Happened to Be Trump, So They Now Have to Vote for Them
8 Ben Carson May Discard His Patient's "Common Sense Lobe" to Make Them More Likely to Vote for Trump
9 They May Be Past Winners of "The Celebrity Apprentice"
10 They May Have the Skin Color of a Pumpkin

Donald Trump's skin is made of raw chicken. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

The Contenders

11 They Accidentally Check Off the Wrong Box When Voting
12 They May Be a Part of His Weird-Ass Family

Donald Trump is like Shou Tucker from Fullmetal Alchemist. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

13 They Have a Brain and Common Sense

Lol Trump supporters are some of the the dumbest people on Earth. - lilyflower

You lost! Accept it!

false - Sunflowerswag

14 They Think He's Much Better Than Hillary Clinton

He's but not better than Obama. Deal with it. - Userguy44

Yep, I know a few democrats who are changing their vote this year. My grandfather hates trump, but he hates Hilary more, mostly because she's a crook. - Therandom

I hate them both equally as much, so for me neither of them is better. - cosmo

I'm putting my trust in the electoral college to make the right choice for America when it comes time to elections. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

15 They're Racist Against Mexicans

Being "Mexican" is not a race, it is a nationality, there are people of numerous different races who are Mexicans.

I'm Mexican and I support Trump, but I don't exist according to the liberals. - Fermont

To the visitor below, I don't like any of the canidates. They all suck. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

16 The Line for the Ballot for Hillary Clinton is Full

A sad event this would be.

Now that one is funny! [but awkward]

17 They are Racist People Who Never Use Their Brain
18 They are Working for Hydra
19 They are Working for Skynet
20 They're Idiots Who Don't Care About Politics But Want to Vote Anyway
21 They Also Abuse Their Daughters
22 They are Tired of the Nonsense from Social Justice Warriors
23 They Hate Net Neutrality
24 They're Russian

Brilliant item - Userguy44

I heard most Russians are rooting for Trump. - Turkey

25 Trump is the Only Candidate They Know
26 Trump Has the Best Endorsements

Dennis Rodman, Mike Tyson, Gary Busey, Ted Nugent, know what I mean?

27 They Have Problems in Their Head
28 They Hate Muslims

Some people like Muslims and some don't, everyone has their own opinion.

29 They're Muslims Trying to Seek a Free Trip to Their Hometowns
30 It Was a Dare
31 They Had Half of Their Brain Removed
32 They are a KKK Member

Oh please... - Userguy44

33 They are a Neo-Nazi
34 They are a Selfish, Racist, Sexist Pig
35 They Have Some Common Sense
36 The voter is a pedophile
37 They are Agents of Thanos
38 They Hate Celebrities Who are Democrats
39 They are Mike Tyson Fans
40 They Worship Him
41 They are Delusional
42 They're Working for Fox News
43 They think that popularity equals truth
44 They Voted for Him as a Joke
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