Top Ten Reasons Why Bricks are Better Than Cats

The Top Ten

1 Bricks are stronger than cats

Stop with these lazy uncreative comparison lists already. What does bricks and cats have to do with each other? Cats are animals and bricks are building materials, so they have nothing to do with each other. You can still make lists that describe something you like without bashing on something that has nothing to do with each other.

I wouldn't have ever imagined gen-19 feeding trolls this much. But it happened anyway

Okay, NOW you're being lazier and uncreative ever.

You're a disgrace to comparison lists.

2 Bricks cost less

3 Bricks can't attack you

They could fall on your head and you could die.

4 Cats are usually stinky

5 People can build walls with bricks

*Builds a wall of cats*

6 Cats are messy

7 Bricks can be used to build a fire pit

8 Cats are annoying

Troll of the year...

9 Bricks don't require cat food or cat litter

10 Bricks are easier to find

The Contenders

11 Bricks don’t poop or pee

12 Bricks don’t throw up

Cat vomit is disgusting

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