Top Ten Reasons Why It's Not Worth Pursuing a Career As a Stalker
Not that I've thought a great deal about it but... haha anyway, stalking, I decided wasn't a great career path after all...The Top Ten
I like how there's an ad in the corner of my screen literally telling me to stalk the girl in the picture. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter
So many people! So little time... - Britgirl
Yeah, it's all about assault nowadays! - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak
Bleh...stalking is all the rage at the moment. It's become far too fashionable. - Britgirl
Who can wait 7 hours for Brittany to change when she gets home from school?! And then I have to camp in the bushes for the peewee soccer game at 9! - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak
It's just a pastime for me. No need to take too much time to do it.
Oh trust me. I've got my ways. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter
What the hecky-peck is the point then?! - Britgirl
...and THEN what would you do? Write boring letters home from your little cell. - Britgirl
Well...would kind of take the fun out of it if this happened. - Britgirl
You don't want to be known as the "Creepy Weirdo Stalker", do you? It wouldn't look great on your Curriculum Vitae, well, not unless, you being an actual Creepy Weirdo Stalker, is seriously considering it a worthwhile career path... - Britgirl
Just dream about your subject in all types of situations. Reality is never as exciting. - Britgirl
Who needs or wants to put blood, sweat and tears into a career that has very little or no return. That's just daft. - Britgirl
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This is Yandere Simulator in a nutshell. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Ugh, why can't there be bushes without poisonous and spiked plants? - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak