Top Ten Reasons Why It's Not Worth Pursuing a Career As a Stalker
Not that I've thought a great deal about it but... haha anyway, stalking, I decided wasn't a great career path after all...I like how there's an ad in the corner of my screen literally telling me to stalk the girl in the picture.
So many people! So little time...
Who can wait 7 hours for Brittany to change when she gets home from school?! And then I have to camp in the bushes for the peewee soccer game at 9!
It's just a pastime for me. No need to take too much time to do it.
Yeah, it's all about assault nowadays!
Oh trust me. I've got my ways.
You don't want to be known as the "Creepy Weirdo Stalker", do you? It wouldn't look great on your Curriculum Vitae, well, not unless, you being an actual Creepy Weirdo Stalker, is seriously considering it a worthwhile career path...
...and THEN what would you do? Write boring letters home from your little cell.
Just dream about your subject in all types of situations. Reality is never as exciting.
Who needs or wants to put blood, sweat and tears into a career that has very little or no return. That's just daft.
Ugh, why can't there be bushes without poisonous and spiked plants?