Top Ten Reasons Why It's Not Worth Pursuing a Career As a Stalker

Britgirl Not that I've thought a great deal about it but... haha anyway, stalking, I decided wasn't a great career path after all...

The Top Ten

1 Too many subjects to choose from

I like how there's an ad in the corner of my screen literally telling me to stalk the girl in the picture. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

So many people! So little time... - Britgirl

2 Too unoriginal

Yeah, it's all about assault nowadays! - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

Bleh...stalking is all the rage at the moment. It's become far too fashionable. - Britgirl

3 Too time-consuming

Who can wait 7 hours for Brittany to change when she gets home from school?! And then I have to camp in the bushes for the peewee soccer game at 9! - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

It's just a pastime for me. No need to take too much time to do it.

4 Your subject would never know it's you anyway

Oh trust me. I've got my ways. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

What the hecky-peck is the point then?! - Britgirl

5 It's boring
6 If you get caught, you'd have to give up your favourite hobby

...and THEN what would you do? Write boring letters home from your little cell. - Britgirl

7 Your subject may actually like being stalked

Well...would kind of take the fun out of it if this happened. - Britgirl

8 Fantasy is often better than reality

Just dream about your subject in all types of situations. Reality is never as exciting. - Britgirl

9 It's just plain creepy

You don't want to be known as the "Creepy Weirdo Stalker", do you? It wouldn't look great on your Curriculum Vitae, well, not unless, you being an actual Creepy Weirdo Stalker, is seriously considering it a worthwhile career path... - Britgirl

10 Costs too much time and energy for nothing

Who needs or wants to put blood, sweat and tears into a career that has very little or no return. That's just daft. - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 You could get caught and arrested

This is Yandere Simulator in a nutshell. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

12 You might get poison ivy from the bushes you stalk from

Ugh, why can't there be bushes without poisonous and spiked plants? - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

13 The kid you're stalking will cry and punch you
14 The person you have a crush on could come past a million times
15 You need to be very well practiced in the art of stalking
16 It's just weird and creepy
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