Reasons Why Matpat's Mario is Mental Theory Sucks

Gametheorysucks
I absolutely HATE this theory. It sucks so hard on so many levels but I will be nice and only give out 10 reasons. It's okay the trolls will add reasons for me.

The Top Ten

1 He treats it like 100% true fact

He's a hypocrite - ParkerFang

It's game THEORY not fact. There's a difference. - Gametheorysucks

That's why he even SAID it's a theory. He does this because it's his theory and he believes it to be true, same with all of them. They are never LIKELY true, but that is how he does his job. Also, you are terrible for devoting your username to hating on this one guy. - LarkwingFlight

This is why I despise that bitch. He doesn't give 2 cents about how bad the theory is. He still treats it as if it's fact. His it's just a theory thing is him saying: I don't care how bad the theory is because I'm immune to criticism. He's easily the worst YouTuber. Some may say I take my game theory hate too far. That's okay. You have your own opinion - Gametheorysucks

2 Every piece of "evidence" can be proven false

No. A lot of his evidence is real. Sometimes he can get his facts messed up. He's only human. - LordDovahkiin

You don't get it. Yes his evidence is real but if you know anything about Mario you could debunk the entire theory in a matter of seconds - Gametheorysucks

Imagine your favorite waifu was turned to a brick and you don't even know that the brick was her. You used it to build your house. Because I unknowingly used a person as a brick, I am now a pyschopath. That is the logic of this entire theory - YourWaifuSucks

It's common sense. MatPat has none - Gametheorysucks

Not all of it. - LordDovahkiin

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3 He claims Mario treats Luigi like garbage

Imagine you step on your friend's foot or the door accidentally closed on them. Because of that you are a psychopath. That's this reasoning. The absolute worst in the entire theory - Randomator

Literally the worst evidence in the entire theory - Gametheorysucks

4 He claims Mario abuses Yoshi

Remind me again who pushes the button to make Mario abandon Yoshi? - Gametheorysucks

That's the player you dumbass - Gametheorysucks

5 He claims Mario kills penguins

It's astonishing that MatPat fails to understand that the player controls Mario. - Gametheorysucks

Again that's the player being an a$$ - Gametheorysucks

6 He claims Mario kills toads

Here's the problem with this evidence. It's in the manual that the Toads were turned into bricks I get it. What MatPat fails to understand for this as well as most of the other pieces of evidence is that the PLAYER is the one controlling Mario! For being a "Game" channel he sure is stupid to not know that! He also makes the assumption that Mario already knows about the Toads being turned into bricks. HOWEVER he can't prove that is the case. ALSO considering the fact that the Toads were magically turned to bricks it logically makes sense that they are dead. Nice try MatPat - Gametheorysucks

The toads are bricks so they were already dead - Gametheorysucks

How the hell was mario supposed to know? - Gametheorysucks

While the toads were dead, this is still valid evidence. Why? Because Gametheorysucks, IT'S NOT OK TO DESTROY DEAD BODIES. Jesus. - LordDovahkiin

Dude calm down! How was Mario supposed to know that the bricks were dead toads? Even if he did know somehow it's the player that makes Mario hit the block. - Gametheorysucks

7 He claims Mario flooded Wiggler's home

Wiggler had a power star. Mario would have died otherwise. - Gametheorysucks

So according to that logic self defense makes you a psycopath. Wiggler was a boss and therefore Mario would have died otherwise - Gametheorysucks

8 He claims Mario has 3 girlfriends

So what though? Pauline was Mario's first girlfriend then Daisy (in one game) then Peach. - Gametheorysucks

9 He claims Mario abuses Donkey Kong

I thought that was Jumpman. Not Mario - Gametheorysucks

Jumpman is Mario. - ParkerFang

10 He claims Mario is greedy

You don't know that could be his paycheck. - Gametheorysucks

Honestly I've learned to ignore MatPat. He's as bad as any other myths. - Swellow

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