Top Ten Reasons Why Nintendo is Actually Terrible

Brazencoronet17
go ahead. Call me a Nintendo hater. At least I have reasons to hate Nintendo.

The Top Ten

1 Ridiculous Copyright Rules

Yes, Nintendo is being a bit problematic. - TriggerTrashKid

The Nintendo YouTube copyright system was removed quite a while ago. Get your facts straight. OK?

Fangame you spent 7 years making? DMCA.
Oh, nice sound effect from that one Nintendo thing. CEASE AND DESIST.
Great gameplay on your channel! COPYRIGHT NOTICE. - Brazencoronet17

2 Tries to Drown Out Other Hardware Companies

They destroyed Sega, and now Sony and Microsoft are struggling to compete. It wouldn't be a GOOD thing of they were the only console marketeers. - Brazencoronet17

They are just competing with Sony and Microsoft. - Drawbox

Sega, sad for you. - TriggerTrashKid

Oh boo hoo, let me play a sad song on the worlds smallest violin. But seriously, Nintendo didn't kill Sega, the PS2 did!

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3 Terrible Switch Online Service

I made a list on reasons why this service is terrible. Just waiting for it to be approved. - TheAwesomeBowser

You know what I'm talking about. And you have to pay for it. - Brazencoronet17

It is very bad. - TriggerTrashKid

4 The Games Are Easy and Simple

In the SNES era, they started shooting out Kirby Games. Then came New Super Mario Bros. And you have to pay about 40-100 dollars for a lot of the games. Not worth the money... Oh, that also brings me to 5. - Brazencoronet17

When I was a kid it takes months to beat nintendo games.
Nowadays I usually beat games within a few days. It really depends on your experience as a player.

Not exactly but I can see where you come from. - DarkBoi-X

Recent example, Kirby Star Allies. - TriggerTrashKid

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5 Games Are Very Overpriced

60 Dollars for New Super Mario Bros. Deluxe? That isn't worth the money! - Brazencoronet17

Ridiculous. - TriggerTrashKid

PS4 Port games costs 40$ while Nintendo Switch ones cost 60$! - B1ueNew

Not trying to sound fanboyish, but that’s what all big video games cost nowadays. But yeah, some Wii U ports are overpriced.

6 They Keep Debunking Their Wii and Wii U Programs

This is an insult to the Wii Players. Not everybody can afford your dang Switch. And that's because of the 600 dollar asking price. - Brazencoronet17

The switch is 300 dollars, not 600...

Yes. - TriggerTrashKid

7 They Have Hardly Any Respect for Fans

Smash is all about fanservice, so I don't really agree with this list item. - Drawbox

Well, HAL can have different opinions than Nintendo. But this is Nintendo. - Brazencoronet17

True. - TriggerTrashKid

After Satoru Iwata died, Nintendo just completely screwed his legacy and became idiots again, shutting down fangames and things like that. - Brazencoronet17

8 The Labo is a Waste of Money

Seriously who the hell would spend that much money on cardboard. - egnomac

lol yes

Entirely. - TriggerTrashKid

80 dollars for constructable cardboard, when your six year old is likely to break it or just forget about it. - Brazencoronet17

9 Characters Have no Personality

Kind of have to agree with this, but the side characters are actually developed for the most part. - Drawbox

This is very wrong. - DarkBoi-X

Really? The majority of Nintendo Characters can only speak a few words. There really is no power in the "storyline". I guess Earthbound is an exception, but what else? - Brazencoronet17

Less personality - TriggerTrashKid

The "stories" in the majority of Nintendo games are barebones to heck. Even their RPGs feel low-key. Metroid is only a small franchise of theirs but one of the few that are actually good, story included - Brazencoronet17

10 The Structure of the System is Weaker

What does this mean? I don't get it. - Brazencoronet17

I think it's that when Nintendo makes a new product it comes out weaker and more useless than the other one but I was not the one who put this on. - MaxBravo

The Contenders

11 Friend Codes

A small problem, but a big one. It's been so much time and they still think it's ok they use codes. Long, tedious IDs. - Brazencoronet17

Truly True. - TriggerTrashKid

12 Their Products Never Get Cheaper

The Nintendo Switch is 2 years old and is Still 300 dollars for the basic Blue and red joycon edition with no game included. - B1ueNew

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