Top Ten Reasons Why This List is Going to Blow Your Mind

The Top Ten
1 Because the Illuminati hopes for that
2 Because somebody pickled a tomato
3 It's about Puga
4 Because all LOLs are counting on you
5 Because it already did
6 Because your head has dynamite in it ready to blow up
7 Because it's way too stupid for you
8 Toilets rule the world now, so it has to
9 #haters hate all my lists and they exploded
10 That's what the Illuminati thinks
The Contenders
11 Because I am going to Gn-Z11
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