Top 10 Stupid Things to Do at School

1. Pull the fire alarm

   Unless there's a real fire, of course. It pains me when people set them off for no reason. All that time wasted by the fire brigade coming to school for their 'prank' could be spent saving lives.

   Like the previous person said, unless there's a real fire, you shouldn't pull it.

   Then again, plenty of students will run over there and pull it anyway.

   This happened when I was in 4th grade, when a student from the neighboring middle school pulled the fire alarm.

2. Bully

   

   I get bullied a lot due to my awkwardness.

3. Make a bomb threat

   My brother did this last year. The police didn't like that they had to go to the school on a day like that. It seems like this doesn't seem possible, but in my own world, where everything is biased, this doesn't seem far-fetched because, for me, it actually happened.

4. Leave the gas taps on

5. Burn the desks on purpose

6. Poop on the ground

   Somebody actually did this at my school. Not even joking.

   Someone did it in my class, and it STANK.

7. Launch an airsoft assault on your class

8. Throw a rock at the window

9. Put thumbtacks on someone's seat

   I have always been scared of this happening to me.

   Pretty funny, but I don't recommend it if you like your childhood and don't want to spend it at school.

10. Change every computer's language to Arabic

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11. ?

    Forget your homework

12. ?

    Vlog on your teacher's phone

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13. Curse out a teacher

    One time, this kid was asked to stay in and talk to the teacher about a comment he made. He said no, walked away before we were even dismissed, and before leaving the room, screamed, "GO F YOURSELF." Shockingly enough, he was only asked to apologize to the class and received no real punishment. Bull! I got suspended for saying "gay" in class!

    There was this kid who did that and called the teacher sexist just because the kid got an answer wrong. It actually made me look up from my book.

    Then the student who cursed thinks they're a baddie and cool. If you think this is cool, you're more or less the quiet kid wannabe.

14. Draw a thing on the whiteboard

    Kids in my class do this all the time. One kid even drew something lewd on the back of another kid's shirt, and the teacher saw it but didn't realize what it really was.

15. Randomly call people a hoe

16. Clog the toilet on purpose

17. Launch fireworks

    That would be bad. To launch fireworks in the school, I would never do that.

18. Use someone for their smarts

19. Running around naked

    

    That would be bad. To run around naked at school, you could get suspended.

20. Slap your teacher's butt

21. Dress in a banana costume

22. High five someone when they raise their hand

23. Ask your teacher if they are gay

24. Chop a gluestick with a ruler and throw it at your teacher

    Did something similar to this, didn't get caught, and the guest teacher felt it too.

25. Ask random people to marry you

26. Light the garbage can on fire

27. Take a piss in the garbage can