Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Do at School but Do Anyway

The Top Ten
1 Use social media

I go on TheTopTens when the teacher doesn't realize. They walk around a lot, so I have a chance to get away. If they catch me, they don't get angry. They just use LanSchool or GoGuardian.

I am one lucky duck.

I go on TheTopTens during boring classes!

I am currently at school as I write this.

2 Chew chewing gum

Nobody cares about that rule where I'm at. In my school, if other students see your gum, they'll beg you for it. If you're a new kid who needs friends, that's an easy way to get them.

I'm fine with chewing gum unless it's under the desk. I usually chew gum for a whole class period, then spit it out into a trash can afterward.

I do this every time. If you're caught, you get excluded, and many people in my school have been caught, but I have never been caught. What's wrong with trying to make your breath nice? I don't want to talk to people and have them think that my breath stinks.

3 Go to the toilet for a whole lesson

I did this to escape math class while two students were looking for me. I hid in a stall, and when they found me, I slid to another stall. They checked everywhere, and when they left, I escaped and hid downstairs, then outside. When I came back, he was gone.

I nearly did this in music class in 6th grade. I had stomach cramps and nearly had diarrhea, so I spent most of the class running to the bathroom, trying to go.

A student in my class always uses the bathroom for too long. The teacher ends up having a short talk with him.

4 Spread secret letters
5 Argue with the teacher

I never used to let things escalate this far, mainly because I didn't want to get in trouble, but one teacher I had completely pushed the limit until I finally put my foot down. Sorry, but I'm not going to bow down to you just because you're a teacher. You have to earn my respect just like you have to earn everyone else's.

My second-grade teacher was Cruella De Vil. She hated every student (except for the teacher's pet) and bullied us, so I went ballistic, screaming, "We don't deserve this awful treatment." She said, "You need help."

6 Not finish projects

This is the only thing on this list that I have actually done, though this is usually a rare occasion. -Anonymousxcxc

I go to study, not to finish useless projects!

7 Get pissed off and leave the class

My aunt did this in the '70s or early '80s when they refused to let her go to the bathroom. This was middle school. She told them, "To hell with you," and used the bathroom, then walked all the way home. She told Grandad why she did it, and he was okay with it.

I heard Jacqson Childs and the others being too loud. This was offensive to me, so I had to leave art class because of them.

I only did that once, but I regret absolutely nothing.

8 Bully

Bullies are bad, and if somebody is being bullied, I will help and put the bully in their place.

How to make people hate school.

9 Put your feet on the table

This shows people you have no respect or home training.

10 Cuss at the teacher

I did this before because the teacher was a real bully.

The Contenders
11 Masturbate
12 Cheat

Cheating is very bad because if you cheat and move on to the next grade, you won't have anyone there to cheat off of, and you will fail.

13 Play video games

I played my Game Boy during recess in elementary school and sometimes played on my 3DS during class when the teacher was giving lectures.

Sometimes, I play on my Nintendo Switch in class. I play Mario Kart 8 against my friends, who do it too! My teacher never notices!

Pretty much everyone at my school with a DS snuck in some sessions of New Super Mario Bros. here and there. Such fun times...

14 Eat

I used to go into the girls' bathroom to eat Pringles, and all the other girls would too. The teachers said it was gross, but I saw nothing wrong with it because it's not like I was eating off the floor or anything. Geez.

My teachers also allow this, but only in 1st period.

15 Fake your parents' signature
16 Do drugs

People overdose every day. I'll never do drugs.

17 Pick your nose

It's just nasty. I sit with a girl on my bus who picks her nose, and it's so disgusting.

18 Have hoods up

Unless you have to wear a uniform.

19 Have sex
20 Show your middle finger to your friends
21 Use the teacher's computer
22 Revolt against school
23 Skip class

Admit it, we've all skipped class at some point in our lives, right? If not, then you've never been a teenager. I'm just kidding, but you may not want to do it in grade 11 because your grades that year pretty much determine whether you're going to get into a good college. But you can do it any other year - just don't get caught.

I skipped 2 whole minutes of class because I was helping a teacher! I'm such a cool rebel bad girl!

24 Steal

One time, I forgot to return a pencil. Now, the FBI is trying to track me down. Don't tell them I wrote this comment!

In 3rd grade, I stole a neon green marker from my classroom. I'm going to jail.

I stole a colored pencil from a teacher. I am wanted in all 50 states.

25 Talk to other students

It's creepy when it's quiet in class. I like creepy!

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