Top 10 Types of People at the School Cafeteria

The Top Ten
1 Nasty People

In elementary school, there was this kid whose name starts with H. He was so nasty, he would like the most disgusting food combinations. The worst thing that he has done was put ketchup in his chocolate milk and drink it. That kid is a disgusting weird guy.

One of my friends blew bubbles in his chocolate milk, and it spilled all over the floor. Long story short, the janitor did not appreciate that.

2 Fast Eaters

I get about 10 minutes to eat lunch after waiting in the line during a 25-minute lunch. Needless to say, I used to be a normal paced eater, but that's been stamped out by the lovely public school system (have I mentioned how much I adore it? ). Also, lunch is at 10:30. Salt salt salt.

One time in 4th grade a kid ate his sandwich in 2 bites (no exaggeration)

3 Loud People

I don't appreciate anyone nagging me to stop looking at them, Jacqson Childs had been acting like an enderman and SCP-3008, every time I look at him, he aways fear that I'm looking at him, he thinks being looked at makes him mad, Darrius Couchcox tells the same way as him, he tells me to stop looking at him while he is eating as well, Jaqson Childs and Darrius Couchcox are idioticly annoying.

I have that type of people too!

They are so annoying

4 Slow Eaters

I eat a lot, but when I do eat it takes forever... It's horribly embarrasing when I just finished my pizza when everyone else threw away their trays!

I have a lot of them eating so slow and they get hungry a lot!

5 Bullies

I hate bullies

6 Popular People
7 Lonely People

My friend always has us go to a random student sitting by themself to cheer them up. I guess that's why we're awesome friends. But she always says, "Alyssa, let's fill someone's bucket! " Then she takes me by my arm and drags me to some lonely people in our grade! She's an awesome person!

Being an introvert doesn't make someone lonely. It just means they prefer to be alone.

I sit alone at lunch because my friend at school is on packed lunches.

8 People that Clean

That includes me! I clean the cafeteria after I eat my lunch!

9 People that are Playing
10 People that Cuss

There is this kid in my lunch table whose name starts with S. You won't even believe how much he swears until you hear him. He can't go 5 nanoseconds with dropping the f bomb.

The Contenders
11 People that Blast Explicit Music

One time at a school dance, a song was played that had swearing and the kids were singing the song and the host told them to stop and they didn't care about what he said and sung the song anyway until he had to yell at them.

One time at a school dance they played a song with swearing and the host told the kids not to sing it and those kids didn't care about what he said and sung it anyway and the host had to yell at them.

12 Kids Who Misbehave at Lunch
13 Ugly People

Well that's a rather rude item on this list... Nobody is necessarily "ugly." Perhaps you meant on the inside, because there are extremely rude people in my grade...

14 Cute Girls

They are everywhere

15 People Who Chew with Their Mouth Open

Literally everyone at my current and previous school(s) does/did this; in fact, I am one of the only people (along with my crush and a few others) who actually chewed with their mouth closed.

16 Creepy Girls that Stare at You
17 People Who Spill Drinks All the Time

In primary school (What Aussies call elementary) we don't have cafeterias we have "tuckshop" canteens. But when I was littler, it was a common thing for kids to accidentally spill their drinks (Usually chocolate milk or water) on the floor (In primary we usually ate our food on the floor outside our classroom) and then everyone would get up and scream and run from the liquid spill. Fun game. Also once I put a half-drunk bottle of flavoured milk in my bag but forgot to shut the bottle.

After school, my bag was barely wet but the kids bag below me was SOAKED in milk (I kid you not it was REALLY wet) and so I just RAN with my bag. Their bag was dripping and heavy when they picked it up and everyone immediately stared at their wer bag

18 People Who Fight
19 People Who Push Into the Queue
20 The Food Throwers
21 The Rowdy Foodfighter
22 The Kid Who Constantly Throws Up

In high school, My friends and I saw 2 special ed kids throw up on the floor in the cafeteria. We were wondering how we still had our appetites afterwards.

23 Kids Who Applaud for No Reason

In my high school kids would randomly start to clap for no reason in the cafeteria

24 The Geek Group that No One Talks To
25 The Rallyers
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