Top 10 Types of People at the School Cafeteria

In elementary school, there was this kid whose name starts with H. He was so nasty. He would like the most disgusting food combinations. The worst thing he did was put ketchup in his chocolate milk and drink it. That kid is a disgusting, weird guy.

One of my friends blew bubbles in his chocolate milk, and it spilled all over the floor. Long story short, the janitor did not appreciate that.

I eat a lot, but when I do eat, it takes forever. It's horribly embarrassing when I just finish my pizza as everyone else throws away their trays.

I know a lot of them. They eat so slowly and get hungry a lot.

My friend always has us go to a random student sitting by themselves to cheer them up. I guess that's why we're awesome friends. She always says, "Alyssa, let's fill someone's bucket!" Then she takes me by my arm and drags me to some lonely people in our grade. She's an awesome person!

I sit alone at lunch because my friend at school is on packed lunches.

That includes me! I clean the cafeteria after I eat my lunch.

One time at a school dance, a song was played that had swearing. The kids were singing the song, and the host told them to stop. They didn't care about what he said and continued to sing until he had to yell at them.

One time at a school dance, they played a song with swearing. The host told the kids not to sing it, but those kids didn't care and continued to sing anyway. The host had to yell at them.

Well, that's a rather rude item on this list. Nobody is necessarily "ugly." Perhaps you meant on the inside because there are extremely rude people in my grade.

Literally everyone at my current and previous schools does this. In fact, I am one of the only people (along with my crush and a few others) who actually chews with their mouth closed.

In primary school (what Aussies call elementary), we don't have cafeterias. We have "tuckshop" canteens. When I was younger, it was common for kids to accidentally spill their drinks (usually chocolate milk or water) on the floor. We usually ate our food on the floor outside our classroom, and when a spill happened, everyone would get up, scream, and run from the liquid. It was a fun game.

Once, I put a half-drunk bottle of flavored milk in my bag but forgot to close it properly. After school, my bag was barely wet, but the kid's bag below mine was soaked in milk. I kid you not, it was really wet. I just ran with my bag. Their bag was dripping and heavy when they picked it up, and everyone immediately stared at their wet bag.

In high school, my friends and I saw two special ed kids throw up on the floor in the cafeteria. We were wondering how we still had our appetites afterward.

In my high school, kids would randomly start to clap for no reason in the cafeteria.