Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Get Suspended from School

I know this may be a little off-topic, but at my school, it's actually forbidden to hug or show any signs of being in a relationship with anybody. I believe talking to each other is the only thing you can do to show you're friends with someone. People have to go somewhere private if they want to hug - just anywhere teachers or people who might tell on them can't see them.

I feel bad for people who actually have to do this.

What the hell? I hug an average of 10 girls a day and I didn't get in trouble.

That is so stupid. Who suspends people for this? I can't even find the words for it.

I can definitely relate to that one.

As long as you're not packing anything edgy, you should be fine. That rule is stupid. It's as bad as not dancing or doing a handstand on tables.

My lunch is usually packed. I only buy lunch once or twice a week.

I guess the teachers just wanted you to eat their food then?

I can understand this. In England (and Australia), school pupils wear uniforms that represent the school. Going to school with a ridiculous, way-out hairstyle with many colors sets a bad example for the school. It suggests a lack of discipline. Also, deliberately wearing the incorrect uniform should be punishable by a couple of days' suspension. If you don't want to fall behind with your schoolwork, then abide by the rules. It's that simple.

The trouble is, nowadays, there is virtually no discipline. The children rule the parents and teachers, and it's getting worse.

I got ISS for farting in my seat.

This boy actually got arrested for burping. That is ridiculous. People burp sometimes. It's unacceptable to arrest a student for that.

I'll admit it's legitimate to give the student a simple punishment, but not to suspend them.

Now I've figured out what happens when you drop food on the floor.

If you're singing Anaconda, then I would be surprised if you weren't suspended.

Is this something I'm too non-mainstream to understand?

I pretended to do that. Ghosts aren't even seen or heard by normal people.

I would have gotten suspended for this - not for calling any of my teachers cute, but for lying about it.

I thought my 3rd-grade teacher was cute, but not in a sexual way. I just meant cute like how a girl would call another girl lively and stuff. - Galaxy Meowth

I wish I could do that. I love going on all different kinds of websites. I never visit school websites unless I have homework or classwork online.

I'm always on The Top Tens at school because... why not?

I go to a Catholic school, and I love heavy metal to the bottom of my heart. I would just LOVE to play songs like Master of Puppets at lunch. If people call me a psychopath, I don't care. I'm not a psychopath. I just love this music.

Sorry for my super boring comment.

How about rap? It's the best genre, but my teachers hate it because of the cursing.

Let me guess, if you listen to heavy metal at a Christian school, you will get suspended because it is "promoting satanism."

I don't even watch Pewdiepie. I've never watched a single video.