Top 10 Ways to Get Expelled From School

The Top Ten
1 Have sex at school

Well considering sex is very inappropriate to do at school, you will most likely get expelled and if you don't get expelled, you'll get a long suspension.

The only place to have sex is in the privacy of your own home. That's it.

I just got expelled today!

And get caught.

2 Fail all tests

If you did this on purpose, you're probably just asking to get expelled.

This would more likely get you disowned by your family, especially if you're Asian

3 Bring drugs to school

"Don't take drugs, kid! Don't take drugs! "

You are 100% going to be expelled!

4 Pull the fire alarm when there is no fire

The annoying popular kids did that and they got suspended.

You'll get suspended, and possibly expelled.

5 Intentionally destroy school facilities

You might be expelled.

6 Insult a teacher
7 Go to school naked

There's no luck for you if you go to school naked! You better give your parents a heads up before you go to school, if your planning on expelling yourself for going to school naked!

Nobody did it in my school but that's really weird, don't think about it.

I am so doing this! Thank you.

It works great I didn't do it but another kid did and he expelled from all schools in New Jersey

8 Watch porn

The internet has many, many porn sites and it's probably why some of them aren't blocked on school computers.

You'll probably get suspended.

9 Bring in nuts every day

Well, they're banned in some schools because of nut allergies so you're putting the lives of people with but allergies in danger if you do this.

10 Start a fire
The Contenders
11 Fight with a mate

Heaps of people bug me at school and I challenge them to a fight and they back off like wimps. HA!

Good good good

12 Strip for people in the hallway
13 Harass a teacher

Depends on what it is, but if it's shape or in any way harmful...EXPULSION!

This is hilarious

14 Assault the staff
15 Threaten someone with a weapon
16 Skip school

I did this but I only got 5 after school detentions that lasted 2 and a half hours

17 Seduce your teacher
18 Blow up the school
19 Not do your work

You can get expelled for not doing work! *rushes into room and does her thirty missing assignments*

20 Pee on the floor

I did in 2nd grade.

21 Masturbate in class
22 Dress inappropriately

Why would wear revealing clothing to distract people in a learning environment?

23 Do drugs
24 Kill your class pet
25 Walk out of the school
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