Top 10 Ways to Get Expelled From School

The Top Ten
Have sex at school

Wrong time and place. If they want to make out so badly, why don't they do it at home in a private room like a bedroom with protection and consent?

Considering sex is very inappropriate to do at school, you will most likely get expelled. If you don't get expelled, you'll get a long suspension.

It's actually a disaster to do this at school, and it can bring up many personal problems. You're also 100% sure to get expelled.

Fail all tests

You go to school to learn, not to fail. So, definitely, anyone who totally fails will be expelled to give a chance to other successful people.

If you did this on purpose, you're probably just asking to get expelled.

I wouldn't fail all tests just to get expelled.

Bring drugs to school

Someone took someone else's pills, and while the other person tried to snatch them back, a teacher saw and thought they were dealing drugs, and they got expelled.

More than just getting expelled from school, you may go to jail. Don't ever think about doing it. Strict, good schools will never cover for you or forgive you.

If you bring drugs, you'll most likely be put on probation and sent to an alternative school. Trust me, I've been expelled five times.

Pull the fire alarm when there is no fire

The annoying popular kids did that, and they got suspended.

I pulled the fire alarm when I made a numbers list.

You'll get suspended, and possibly expelled.

Intentionally destroy school facilities
Insult a teacher

It depends on how badly you insult them.

Go to school naked

There's no chance for you if you go to school naked! You'd better give your parents a heads-up before you go to school if you're planning to expel yourself by going to school naked!

Nobody did it in my school, but that's really weird. Don't think about it.

It works great. I didn't do it, but another kid did, and he was expelled from all schools in New Jersey.

Bring in nuts every day

Nuts are banned in some schools because of allergies, so you're putting the lives of people with nut allergies in danger if you do this.

Peanut butter was banned in my school.

Start a fire

It would be very effective and might even become a mass murder.

That will definitely get you expelled.

Watch porn

The main reason I got expelled from my first school is that I had porn on my mobile, and I started sending and spreading it among my friends.

The internet has many porn sites, and that's probably why some of them aren't blocked on school computers.

You'll probably get suspended.

The Newcomers

? Poop on the floor
? Blow up the school
The Contenders
Fight with a mate

Heaps of people bug me at school, and I challenge them to a fight. They back off like wimps. Ha!

This might get you detention, not expulsion.

Strip for people in the hallway

There's a 98% chance you'll get expelled!

Harass a teacher

Depends on what it is, but if it's sharp or in any way harmful... EXPULSION!

Assault the staff

I got expelled for swearing and hitting the headmaster.

Threaten someone with a weapon
Skip school
Seduce your teacher
Not do your work

You can get expelled for not doing work! *rushes into room and completes her thirty missing assignments*

Pee on the floor
Masturbate in class
Dress inappropriately

Why would you wear revealing clothing to distract people in a learning environment?

Do drugs

I did this and had to go to juvenile detention for 30 days. This was before marijuana was legalized.

Kill your class pet
Walk out of the school
Smoke
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