Top 10 Ways to Get Expelled From School

The Top Ten
1 Have sex at school

Well, considering sex is very inappropriate to do at school, you will most likely get expelled. If you don't get expelled, you'll get a long suspension.

It's actually a disaster to do this at school, and it can bring up many personal problems. You're also 100% sure to get expelled.

I had sex at school and got caught twice with the principal's daughter. I wasn't expelled.

2 Fail all tests

You go to school to learn, not to fail. So, definitely, anyone who totally fails will be expelled to give a chance to other successful people.

If you did this on purpose, you're probably just asking to get expelled.

I wouldn't fail all tests just to get expelled.

3 Bring drugs to school

Someone took someone else's pills, and while the other person tried snatching them back, a teacher saw and thought they were drug dealing, and got them expelled.

More than just getting expelled from school, you may go to jail. Don't ever think about doing it. Strict, good schools will never cover you up or forgive you.

If you bring drugs, you'll most likely be put on probation and sent to an alternative school. Trust me, I've been expelled five times.

4 Pull the fire alarm when there is no fire

Guess what, no one gives an F-word. It's so funny. I was in 7th grade, and my friends and I were hanging out. Then there was this dumb guy. We told him as a joke to push the fire alarm. Then the teacher came, and there was no detention.

The annoying popular kids did that, and they got suspended.

I pulled the fire alarm when I made a numbers list.

5 Intentionally destroy school facilities

You might get expelled.

6 Insult a teacher

It depends on how badly you insult them.

7 Go to school naked

There's no luck for you if you go to school naked! You'd better give your parents a heads up before you go to school if you're planning on expelling yourself for going to school naked!

Nobody did it in my school, but that's really weird. Don't think about it.

I am so doing this! Thank you.

8 Watch porn

The main reason I got expelled from my first school is that I had porn on my mobile, and I started sending and spreading it among my friends.

The internet has many porn sites, and that's probably why some of them aren't blocked on school computers.

You'll probably get suspended.

9 Bring in nuts every day

Well, they're banned in some schools because of nut allergies, so you're putting the lives of people with nut allergies in danger if you do this.

Peanut butter was banned in my school.

10 Start a fire

It would be very effective and might even become a mass murder.

That will definitely get you expelled.

The Contenders
11 Fight with a mate

Heaps of people bug me at school, and I challenge them to a fight, and they back off like wimps. Ha!

This might get you detention, not expulsion.

Good, good, good.

12 Strip for people in the hallway

There's a 98% chance you'll get expelled!

13 Harass a teacher

Depends on what it is, but if it's sharp or in any way harmful... EXPULSION!

This is hilarious.

14 Assault the staff

I got expelled for swearing and hitting the headmaster.

15 Threaten someone with a weapon
16 Skip school

I did this, but I only got five after-school detentions that lasted 2 and a half hours.

17 Seduce your teacher
18 Blow up the school
19 Not do your work

You can get expelled for not doing work! *rushes into room and completes her thirty missing assignments*

20 Pee on the floor

I did this in 2nd grade.

21 Masturbate in class
22 Dress inappropriately

Why would you wear revealing clothing to distract people in a learning environment?

23 Do drugs

I did this and had to go to juvenile detention for 30 days. This was before marijuana was legalized.

24 Kill your class pet
25 Walk out of the school
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