Top Ten Signs You're Getting Old

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What's up? Here's another list that was created at 1:00 in the morning. (I have a bad sleep schedule). This is what happens when I get bored I guess. Anyways, this list is about signs that show you're getting old. If you show any of these symptoms, well... good luck. As said in the words of Mark Twain, "When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old." I hope you enjoy.

The Top Ten

1 Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

AKA, my right knee

Oh no, I’m getting old... - KingSlayer93316

2 Your back goes out more than you do.

Clever phrasing - Songsta41

3 The candles cost more than the cake.

I would not get 120 candles for someone’s 120th birthday.

4 You and your teeth don't sleep together.
5 You discover the words, "whippersnapper", "scalawag" and "by-cracky" creeping into your vocabulary.
6 You have a dream about prunes.

I have a dream about me meeting halsey.

7 You find this list tasteless and insensitive.

No, just totally unoriginal.
A lazy-minded collection of cliches.

8 You get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
9 You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
10 The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

The Contenders

11 Time goes faster

Time time time, it sure whizzes by. Soon years will be over in the blink of an eye... - keycha1n

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