Top 10 Best Sepp Blatter Moments

You've probably seen Blatter's name pop up in headlines for all kinds of reasons, but nothing sticks quite like the moments when he opened his mouth and the footballing world collectively tilted its head. From bizarre one-liners to questions that left entire press rooms blinking in disbelief, you get a front-row seat to some of the most unintentionally funny material FIFA ever produced.

Reading through these quotes feels like scrolling through a comedy script that was never meant to be written. You can picture yourself sitting there, secondhand embarrassment setting in, while wondering if you misheard him or if he really just said that. Some of the lines are awkward, some are oddly charming, and others are the kind of head-scratchers you'll end up repeating just to see your friends' reactions.

That's the fun of this list. You get to decide which Blatterism deserves legendary status. Is it the line that made you laugh out loud, the one that made you roll your eyes, or the one you've never quite forgotten because it was just so strange? Your votes sort the best from the rest, giving you the chance to crown the ultimate Sepp Blatter moment.

The Top Ten

  1. What's that tosser saying?

  2. Why? Dae you like the C?

  3. Would you be allowed to work till 8 o'clock at night?

  4. It's the fella!

  5. Dae like the pish-take, mates!

    Blatter knew something was up, and he didn't like it. I didn't notice the 100,000 times though.

  6. Bus flidding

    Whether he's putting his feet up to look cool or standing around like someone picking fights with lampposts, Blatter has the market covered when it comes to bus flidding.

  7. Flidding about in the car

  8. Flidding and getting himself thrown out of the peg

    When you're going into a bar drunk, the best thing to do is act sober to fool the bouncers into letting you in. Blatter knew this, but he got a bit mixed up and acted like a drunken fool when he was sober. Well done, Blatter!

  9. Trying to keep me head down!

    If you're trying not to rouse suspicion with your boss, it's probably best not to say that's what you're doing within earshot.

  10. That will really pish Mary off!

    When you're trying to anonymously annoy someone, don't shout out your devious plans when the intended victim is just a few feet away.

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