Top Ten Soos Quotes from Gravity Falls

The Top Ten

1 My wisdom is a blessing and a curse

2 Is this the part where someone is supposed to faint?

3 Let me turn the script around. Can I eat your brains?

4 Your face is good. I'm a Soos !

5 Am I a side character?

Funniest quote ever

6 Are you and Wendy having a secret staring contest? I think you're winning.

7 Like the horizon, it eludes my grasp.

8 I can't wait for the year 2000

9 Good luck sleeping tonight

10 Am I a man? Am I a baby? These are legitimate questions.

A very revealing costume to go with this.

The Contenders

11 You know dipper's jokes are terrible

12 if you eat the prize that comes inside your cereal, does that make YOU a specially marked box?

13 Butt island

14 I'm not scared at your eyes at all!

Soos is terrible at flirting!

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